Adrian Peterson beats Adrian Pennino
This futbol beats your football:
flopping crying soccer sissy acts more like a little child than the little child
Brandi beats the crying guy. HTFU.
Natalie Gulbis beats Jennie Finch...barely.
Spalding beats Carl
Starfish beat jellyfish
Spongebob's friend, Patrick, beats that starfish
Ganja beats Patrick mon -
Crackhead beats pothead -
Motivational poster beats Love poster
Incontience beats incompetence
Capt Kirk's big cannon beats many small guns.
Dark Helmet beats Darth Vader.
Zuel beat Rick Moranis
Ghostbusters beat Zuel.
Crazy facial hair beats Mythbuster mustache