TAN #167 SponTANeous Combustion. (Page 31)

Geeeeee day ... wow. I have no idea what to call you. I think you sneaked in here without ever having to be the FNG; therefore, I had no lead time to form a nickname for you (they actually form themselves, but still).

What's a good minion for? Don't forget to beat the servants, too. They need it.

Nectarines!!! You poor thing. Warm healing {NECTARMELONS PRESS} for this RIOW Hump Day. That should help ... the activities of the day ...

((((((((((Yanti))))))))))

Hi Nicole

hey Kate

I have seen Tone Gleek in a coco bra and grass skirt. It was ...

bwah ha ha ha ha! HA HA!

Why, my sweet little big-gun Cordlet.

Oooh I can help with this if you like. The beating and the warm healing.

G'day TAN!!

Beat?  Nah.  Spank?  Maybe. 

Thanks Yants... I am protesting with Emergen-C and Zicam, which is going to make my tummy a hot mess but hopefully will reduce this ebola to a day or two max.

In the meantime, I will whine patheticly and hope that somebody hearts me enough to bring me tea and soup.

YANTILISCIOUS!!!

Toppage with a big pink Yantiliscious... hmmmmm

Morning Cord btw

Sorry on the iPad so no bold and colorful formatting.

And I can help you with the helping. Can I can I ooooh pick me pick meeeeee!

ALL HAIL THE HALLOWED HIGH PRIESTESS OF THE HEALING AND LEFT-HOOK HONEY HYPNOMELONS

And how art thou this hour, sunlight of my ... morns, eves, whatever?

HI CORD.  How ya doing today hot stuff?

Kate!  Nicole!  Hi!

I feel for you Nicole, I'm just getting over a cold/illness, however I have not had the opportunity to share with my minions...

Tired and woke up to rain but I get my kids from this afternoon till sunday so I'm happy.

Dat's what I heard about YOU ... ah, who'm I kidding, yah, I made the rounds too back in the day ... okay. Now I feel old. Off to eat a Fudgsicle, or three.

Hey Jamie!

I really didn't do a good job of thinking this through, as every one of them will take time off to recover so I will have to do double duty... but I dont think it's any surprise that I'm impulsive, so I soldier on.

Frickety Frack on a stick.  I just woke up after falling asleep on the couch and I have the worst cramp in my neck.  That is a messed up way to wake up...

Evening all btw. It's late, cold and now I'm cranky... 

I think I must have NOMed my tongue in my sleep.  I have a sore spot and every time my coffee hits it I want to yelp.

Nom nom nom...

Good Morning/Evening Your Royal Hotness Yanti Doll, Treadmill Crusher, Taxi's Bane, and Goddess of Milk and Honey.

I am well though really it is time to commence with the studying as I have 2 exams this evening neither of which i feel particularly ready for.  I think I need Dunkin Donuts Munchkins to get me through.

Left hook are good but I also like a nice well placed uppercut!

What's up CORD?

Hey Yanti!  Hi Kate!  

You are just a hot mess today aren't you?  Want me to cuddle you and pet your hair?  I can bring soup and tea.