Nibbs XXXVII (Page 33)

D001 - 2009-02-20 11:37 AM Um. I probably don't need to remind you, but you DO know that the TdF occurs EVERY July, right? That's about 20,000 posts for you each year - just during that 3 week period. LOL More than enough to keep you high in the BT rankings. LOL

kaqphin - 2009-02-19 7:37 PM

I wont get to watch Sunday.... Im in meetings Monday morning... but maybe tomorrow?

 

D001 - 2009-02-20 11:38 AM And I'll be at werk tomorrow. But maybe I'll be able to catch the end - like I did today.

D001 - 2009-02-20 11:38 AM I think tomorrow is a TT.

kaqphin - 2009-02-19 7:48 PM

Im meant to be taking a couple of girls riding on Sunday... but they cant decide where they want to go...

No cars, but not the places we normally ride.. dont want to do on road... Im not really sure WHERE we should be going!

D001 - 2009-02-20 12:07 PM Um. Got any mountain bikes? This could be you:

kaqphin - 2009-02-19 8:12 PM

They do... but one of them is on MY mountain bike so... ummm... what would I ride?

Spokes - 2009-02-19 7:37 PM

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow  your instructions no matter what the circumstances.."

"Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair ... Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The  agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn.. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.  The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat  from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
 
MORAL:
Women are crazy.
Don't mess with them. 

geauxtri - 2009-02-19 2:42 PM
No joke there... I've actually skipped lunch the past few days at work.
Looks like I MAY (big maybe) be in your "neighborhood" this August.  BF is getting married in Ashville.  Could be one CRAZY wedding

D001 - 2009-02-19 7:21 PM Hm. But you're WAY past me now. There was a time when I was ahead of you.... In conclusion: I need to quit werk, and hang out on BT more.

D001 - 2009-02-19 7:38 PM I think tomorrow is a TT.

Artemis - 2009-02-20 1:55 PM

Both of those statements are true.   

lastcall2003 - 2009-02-19 10:27 PM

Hi Nibbs!

anyone still around?

Artemis - 2009-02-19 10:27 PM

Yep 

lastcall2003 - 2009-02-19 10:29 PM

Hi Jen! how's it going?

mchally - 2009-02-19 10:31 PM

evening all

I'm about to head to bed, but first I have to throw a few things together for tomorrow.

lastcall2003 - 2009-02-19 10:31 PM

So I registered for a Twitter account...................

gotta say, i don't get it :/

Artemis - 2009-02-19 10:34 PM

It's ok.

I finished up my first multi-colored knitting project - a fair isle hat.  I'm pretty proud of myself.

How are you?