TAN #176: SkeleTANs in our closets ... (Page 34)

It is always polite to ask before you oogle a lady.

Yep, now you are just a dirty old man.

Is an oogle better than a gawk?

But an Ogle is the best.

That story reminded me of my own.  I was in an elevator once and do you know when you are deep in thought you sort of just stare off into the distance?  Well I was doing that but it happened to be right at some lady's huge knockers, but I SWEAR I was looking at them, or at least it didn't register at all.

But I snapped out of it and looked up and she was giving me the dirtiest look EVER.  But I guess I can't blame her since I probably looked right at them for a minute without even blinking.

If I was going to get busted for it, I wish I at least DID realize what I was looking and get full enjoyment out of it.

The new Total Recall is bringing back the character of the hooker with 3 boobs. But no nipples in this one.

I am SOOOOOO pizzed at mylself right now.

I completely wasted my lunch hour and missed my workout because of that stupid thread.  I hate it when I do that.

That just set off a roller coaster of emotions. 

You know, I just KNEW you would show up if I mentioned fondling my sister's bewbs.

It was a trap! 

Welcome to my Tri Talk world ... except this one's in CoJ ... don't worry, there'll be a whole new thread for you to blow your free-time wad on tomorrow.

Heh Heh

One year in school the Chem dept. was looking for a now prof.  The chemistry club, of which I was a member, would take the candidates out to lunch between their interviews.  One of the lunch dates I am running a bit late so a couple of the guys and the candidate are waiting for me when I get there.  I walk hurriedly walk in wearing 2 inch heels, a mini skirt.  a moderately low scoopnecked body suit and a open shirt.  One of the guys says there she is and points me out to the candidate who proceeds to turn and walk towards me.  He stumbles a little and walks towards me staring at my cleavage with his mouth slightly open.  After a few steps he realizes he is staring and looks up at my face and figures out that he was WAY busted.  He blushed a little and give me a little half smile apology.  I just laughed, shook his hand and introduced myself.  Hubby and I still laugh about that from time to time since he was the one that pointed me out to the candidate. 

Bewbages are often used as entrapment. Beware.

How was the ending?

it often is but then again it is a good trap.

Just. Awesome.

You still have that bodysuit?

happy

Yes and the mini skirt.  The sundress did get more.... um..... attention shall we say.  I actually had a guy trip and almost fall down staring at my chest in that.  It was funny as hell!!!

Perfect.

We saw the Total Recall trailer before Spiderman and I mentioned to my wife "Oh!  They are remaking Total Recall!", and she was like "remaking what?"

I married young... 

For her age she should know that movie, I bet she wasn't watching much Arnold movies when she was younger thats all.

I do have to admit.  Seeing the 3-boobied mutant DID desensatize me. 

Now, whenever I see a 3-boobied mutant, I'm like "meh, seen it"...  Maybe media does have an effect?