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Expert ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Kido - 2012-08-08 10:48 AM trmat79 - 2012-08-08 9:34 AM Kido - 2012-08-08 10:33 AM It's an english bulldog thenI know... but it's an imaginary dog. So make it whatever you want.
Rescued? But if an inglish bulldog fell in a lake, it would sink like a stong. I needs SOME swimming ability for the story to work. thats not 100% true. My english bulldog swims. ![]() |
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Sensei ![]() | ![]() I was at sam's club and saw a "bigger" person shopping. Yeah, sometimes I get a little nosey and check out their cart/buggy/basket. It was FULL of pre packaged meals, processed foods, cakes, chips, cookies, sugary drinks. They didn't have a SINGLE fresh or natural item. The lack of milk, or any greens for fruit was glaring because all the packaging for the processed foods is so loud/colorful. All I could think was "and you wonder why you are big..." |
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Sensei![]() | ![]() trmat79 - 2012-08-08 9:52 AM Kido - 2012-08-08 10:48 AM thats not 100% true. My english bulldog swims. trmat79 - 2012-08-08 9:34 AM Kido - 2012-08-08 10:33 AM It's an english bulldog thenI know... but it's an imaginary dog. So make it whatever you want.
Rescued? But if an inglish bulldog fell in a lake, it would sink like a stong. I needs SOME swimming ability for the story to work. ![]() Really? Cool. I thought they sank... |
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Expert![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Kido - 2012-08-08 11:48 AM trmat79 - 2012-08-08 9:34 AM Kido - 2012-08-08 10:33 AM It's an english bulldog thenI know... but it's an imaginary dog. So make it whatever you want.
Rescued? But if an inglish bulldog fell in a lake, it would sink like a stong. I needs SOME swimming ability for the story to work. It's a labrador retriever. And it has been swimming in the lake for a long time, hoping that its owners return. But, they left it at the Grand Canyon, and took off in a Rambler station wagon. Wait, I stole part of that from "Joe Dirt". The creative juices just aren't flowing today. |
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Expert![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Kido - 2012-08-08 10:54 AM trmat79 - 2012-08-08 9:52 AM Kido - 2012-08-08 10:48 AM thats not 100% true. My english bulldog swims. trmat79 - 2012-08-08 9:34 AM Kido - 2012-08-08 10:33 AM It's an english bulldog thenI know... but it's an imaginary dog. So make it whatever you want.
Rescued? But if an inglish bulldog fell in a lake, it would sink like a stong. I needs SOME swimming ability for the story to work. ![]() Really? Cool. I thought they sank... yeah if you start them out young I think they build up the muscles and get over the fear. I mean he will never be swimming laps or anything but he can hang out in the pool long enough to cool down and pee in it....heck he is halfway to being a triathlete in that case ![]() |
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Melon Presser![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Kido - 2012-08-09 12:54 AM trmat79 - 2012-08-08 9:52 AM Kido - 2012-08-08 10:48 AM thats not 100% true. My english bulldog swims. trmat79 - 2012-08-08 9:34 AM Kido - 2012-08-08 10:33 AM It's an english bulldog thenI know... but it's an imaginary dog. So make it whatever you want.
Rescued? But if an inglish bulldog fell in a lake, it would sink like a stong. I needs SOME swimming ability for the story to work. ![]() Really? Cool. I thought they sank... Nope. Any dog can swim / be taught to swim. Like humans, though, some are more buoyant than others and take better to it than others. |
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Sensei![]() | ![]() YAY! So I just found out that you DON'T get totally screwed in life and you don't have to fight all the time. I just got a $500 "bonus"!!!!! I got a medical bill in the mail from october 2010!!!!!!! I was like WHAT? So I called and said that I was not happy that I'm getting a bill that's 18-24 months old and I'm not just going to send that kind of money anytime a letter comes in the mail asking for it without talking about it first. Well, they just said "yep, you are right, that was wrong and we will waive it because it wasn't sent to you in a timely manner - disregard" SO YAY! A little aggrivated they even sent it, maybe they thought it wouldn't hurt and I would pay it without thinking. But just a simple phone call saved me $500... Edited by Kido 2012-08-08 12:03 PM |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() lonoscurse - 2012-08-08 11:49 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-08-08 11:37 AM Hi TAN! I overheard a substantially overweight woman having a conversation on the phone today. Her side of the conversation: "the doc told me to lose weight so I'm gonna take up smoking cuz I heard it's an appetite suppressant and cuz that whole exercise thing is just so HARD" Um... wow. I've actually heard a similar opinion from my brother. He didn't like the weight he gained when he stopped smoking, so he started again. I call it the cancer diet. I think you've come up with the perfect marketing name! |
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Sensei![]() | ![]() TriAya - 2012-08-08 9:56 AM Kido - 2012-08-09 12:54 AM trmat79 - 2012-08-08 9:52 AM Kido - 2012-08-08 10:48 AM thats not 100% true. My english bulldog swims. trmat79 - 2012-08-08 9:34 AM Kido - 2012-08-08 10:33 AM It's an english bulldog thenI know... but it's an imaginary dog. So make it whatever you want.
Rescued? But if an inglish bulldog fell in a lake, it would sink like a stong. I needs SOME swimming ability for the story to work. ![]() Really? Cool. I thought they sank... Nope. Any dog can swim / be taught to swim. Like humans, though, some are more buoyant than others and take better to it than others. I guess you need to come over and explain that to a couple of my friend's dogs because they must not know they can swim. They have stout little dogs with short legs and I have seen them first hand sink like stones in my pool... |
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Melon Presser![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Kido - 2012-08-09 12:58 AM YAY! So I just found out that you DON'T get totally screwed in life and you don't have to fight all the time. I just got a $500 "bonus"!!!!! I got a medical bill in the mail from october 2010!!!!!!! I was like WHAT? So I called and said that I was not happy that I'm getting a bill that's 18-24 months old and I'm not just going to send that kind of money anytime a letter comes in the mail asking for it without talking about it first. Well, they just said "yep, you are right, that was wrong and we will waive it because it wasn't sent to you in a timely mannor - disregard" SO YAY! A little aggrivated they even sent it, maybe they thought it wouldn't hurt and I would pay it without thinking. But just a simple phone call saved me $500... Noice!! |
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Sensei![]() | ![]() lonoscurse - 2012-08-08 9:49 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-08-08 11:37 AM Hi TAN! I overheard a substantially overweight woman having a conversation on the phone today. Her side of the conversation: "the doc told me to lose weight so I'm gonna take up smoking cuz I heard it's an appetite suppressant and cuz that whole exercise thing is just so HARD" Um... wow. I've actually heard a similar opinion from my brother. He didn't like the weight he gained when he stopped smoking, so he started again. I call it the cancer diet. Yeah, that good part never happened to me. Put ON weight. |
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Melon Presser![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Kido - 2012-08-09 1:00 AM TriAya - 2012-08-08 9:56 AM Kido - 2012-08-09 12:54 AM trmat79 - 2012-08-08 9:52 AM Kido - 2012-08-08 10:48 AM thats not 100% true. My english bulldog swims. trmat79 - 2012-08-08 9:34 AM Kido - 2012-08-08 10:33 AM It's an english bulldog thenI know... but it's an imaginary dog. So make it whatever you want.
Rescued? But if an inglish bulldog fell in a lake, it would sink like a stong. I needs SOME swimming ability for the story to work. ![]() Really? Cool. I thought they sank... Nope. Any dog can swim / be taught to swim. Like humans, though, some are more buoyant than others and take better to it than others. I guess you need to come over and explain that to a couple of my friend's dogs because they must not know they can swim. They have stout little dogs with short legs and I have seen them first hand sink like stones in my pool... Heh. That would be the "be taught to swim" part of my statement above. I did aquatherapy for dogs ... probably at least a hundred dogs went through the facility while I worked there (one of only two in LA area offering canine aqua PT) and never had a problem with one. The owners are a different story ... |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Kido - 2012-08-08 11:58 AM YAY! So I just found out that you DON'T get totally screwed in life and you don't have to fight all the time. I just got a $500 "bonus"!!!!! I got a medical bill in the mail from october 2010!!!!!!! I was like WHAT? So I called and said that I was not happy that I'm getting a bill that's 18-24 months old and I'm not just going to send that kind of money anytime a letter comes in the mail asking for it without talking about it first. Well, they just said "yep, you are right, that was wrong and we will waive it because it wasn't sent to you in a timely manner - disregard" SO YAY! A little aggrivated they even sent it, maybe they thought it wouldn't hurt and I would pay it without thinking. But just a simple phone call saved me $500... Yayyy! Great news Jim!! |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-08-08 12:01 PM I'm going to the gym .. I know you all wanted to know. I get to be tortured by my trainer. I'm not in the mood for movement of any kind. This will fun. Miss me!!!! Bye for now TJ - you know you'll be back later! |
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Pro![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() ... and my boss just got fired. That makes two gone from my department in the 2 months or so that I've been here. Awesome. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Who got bit by a dog? |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() pitt83 - 2012-08-08 12:31 PM NRG42 - 2012-08-08 1:28 PM Who got bit by a dog? I did in 1977.I did in 1991, same dog? |
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Expert![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() ratherbeswimming - 2012-08-08 11:28 AM thats a bummer. hope you are safe |
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Melon Presser![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() ratherbeswimming - 2012-08-09 1:28 AM ... and my boss just got fired. That makes two gone from my department in the 2 months or so that I've been here. Awesome. Getting to be in the pool all day is looking brighter and brighter for you! Yikes, though. |
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Elite![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() ratherbeswimming - 2012-08-08 1:28 PM ... and my boss just got fired. That makes two gone from my department in the 2 months or so that I've been here. Awesome. Keep your head low. Lightning does not strike at cabbages. |
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