TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons! (Page 36)

2013-05-08 11:57 AM

in reply to: #4733267

Sensei

Sin City

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

Samyg - 2013-05-08 9:56 AM

TriAya - 2013-05-08 12:49 PM

Kido - 2013-05-08 11:39 PM

I suppose the goggs family is in Vegas now (or soon will be).

They said they wanted me to take them to the sex club. Pervs.

Church is where I need to take them.

Speshly that Goggs boy. He's flaming.

YANTS!!!!!! Long time no see

I can never see enough of Yanti. Literally!

Asalzwed

2013-05-08 11:59 AM

in reply to: #4733259

Seattle

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

Big Appa - 2013-05-08 11:54 AM

Asalzwed - 2013-05-08 9:45 AM

Big Appa - 2013-05-08 10:59 AM

1stTimeTri - 2013-05-08 8:54 AM

Big Appa - 2013-05-08 10:47 AM

Kido - 2013-05-08 8:37 AM Whoa, dead TAN. If Cord's good morning from 3 hours ago is only 4 posts up?

I'm having fun trying to make summer schedule for my kids with the ex.

Sorry, dude. Hope the schedule works out and gets over quickly. Hang in there.

It's basicly done and it helps we have a court ruling on what we need to do. Now she is just trying to guilt trip me into stuff. I just try to think what's best for the kids and as a co parent. Really anything that isn't what she wanted and asked for she WILL tell the kids how much of a jerk I am but I'm over that part. I just laugh at myself because I forget how stupid it can be then every year I am shocked when it happens again lol. I think I should be use to it by now.

Ugh, sorry dude. That sucks. You should put a reminder in your phone so you won't be surprised next year.

ha, naa I just need to have a beer and a smoke and I won't care what crap she does

Smoke or A smoke?

I still like the idea of a reminder. Maybe you can just set a daily alarm.

flip18436572

2013-05-08 12:02 PM

in reply to: #4716113

Master

2504

Southwest Iowa

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

Hey YANTI!!! You always perk up the place. Well and raise the IQ a LOT!!!!

2013-05-08 12:05 PM

in reply to: #4733267

Melon Presser

52116

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

Samyg - 2013-05-08 11:56 PM

TriAya - 2013-05-08 12:49 PM

Kido - 2013-05-08 11:39 PM

I suppose the goggs family is in Vegas now (or soon will be).

They said they wanted me to take them to the sex club. Pervs.

Church is where I need to take them.

Speshly that Goggs boy. He's flaming.

YANTS!!!!!! Long time no see

Ram Sam Sammage. Still ramming it?

2013-05-08 12:08 PM

in reply to: #4733268

Melon Presser

52116

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

cgregg - 2013-05-08 11:57 PM Good morning, Yanti :-)

Hot diggity dog, Popeye!

2013-05-08 12:11 PM

in reply to: #4733271

Melon Presser

52116

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

Kido - 2013-05-08 11:57 PM

Samyg - 2013-05-08 9:56 AM

TriAya - 2013-05-08 12:49 PM

Kido - 2013-05-08 11:39 PM

I suppose the goggs family is in Vegas now (or soon will be).

They said they wanted me to take them to the sex club. Pervs.

Church is where I need to take them.

Speshly that Goggs boy. He's flaming.

YANTS!!!!!! Long time no see

I can never see enough of Yanti. Literally!

Mespanks mayhaps can help you with that.

2013-05-08 12:13 PM

in reply to: #4733281

Melon Presser

52116

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

flip18436572 - 2013-05-09 12:02 AM

Hey YANTI!!! You always perk up the place. Well and raise the IQ a LOT!!!!

Heh. You always perk me up, Flippy. Especially when I look down at my chest.

2013-05-08 12:17 PM

in reply to: #4733294

Sensei

Sin City

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

TriAya - 2013-05-08 10:11 AM

Kido - 2013-05-08 11:57 PM

Samyg - 2013-05-08 9:56 AM

TriAya - 2013-05-08 12:49 PM

Kido - 2013-05-08 11:39 PM

I suppose the goggs family is in Vegas now (or soon will be).

They said they wanted me to take them to the sex club. Pervs.

Church is where I need to take them.

Speshly that Goggs boy. He's flaming.

YANTS!!!!!! Long time no see

I can never see enough of Yanti. Literally!

Mespanks mayhaps can help you with that.

My day's looking up!

flip18436572

2013-05-08 12:21 PM

in reply to: #4716113

Master

2504

Southwest Iowa

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

ON a different note. We may possibly attending the NY Marathon to see my B-I-L's girlfriend run. How easy is it to get to see them run in different areas, so we can cheer her on as the day goes along? Anyone been there as a spectator?

Samyg

2013-05-08 12:27 PM

in reply to: #4733298

Master

1780

Boynton Beach, FL

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

TriAya - 2013-05-08 1:13 PM

flip18436572 - 2013-05-09 12:02 AM

Hey YANTI!!! You always perk up the place. Well and raise the IQ a LOT!!!!

Heh. You always perk me up, Flippy. Especially when I look down at my chest.

Of course! Anyone that looks at your chest perks up.

2013-05-08 12:29 PM

in reply to: #4716113

Arch-Bishop of BT

10278

Pittsburgh

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

Hi diddly ho TANnerinos!

Asalzwed

2013-05-08 12:30 PM

in reply to: #4733294

Seattle

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

TriAya - 2013-05-08 12:11 PM

Kido - 2013-05-08 11:57 PM

Samyg - 2013-05-08 9:56 AM

TriAya - 2013-05-08 12:49 PM

Kido - 2013-05-08 11:39 PM

I suppose the goggs family is in Vegas now (or soon will be).

They said they wanted me to take them to the sex club. Pervs.

Church is where I need to take them.

Speshly that Goggs boy. He's flaming.

YANTS!!!!!! Long time no see

I can never see enough of Yanti. Literally!

Mespanks mayhaps can help you with that.

What, are you saying there is such thing as enough?

2013-05-08 12:31 PM

in reply to: #4716113

Arch-Bishop of BT

10278

Pittsburgh

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

Ah Yanti!... Hello to the beautiful Indonesian flower!

cgregg

2013-05-08 12:31 PM

in reply to: #4733333

Elite

5145

Cleveland

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

Samyg - 2013-05-08 1:27 PM

TriAya - 2013-05-08 1:13 PM

flip18436572 - 2013-05-09 12:02 AM

Hey YANTI!!! You always perk up the place. Well and raise the IQ a LOT!!!!

Heh. You always perk me up, Flippy. Especially when I look down at my chest.

Of course! Anyone that looks at your chest perks up.

"New from the makers of MagicJack, comes the Amazing MagicBewbs! Never again pay to be happy. Just take one look at these puppies and smile the rest of the day long!"

2013-05-08 12:32 PM

in reply to: #4716113

Arch-Bishop of BT

10278

Pittsburgh

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

oh yeah... and to the rest of you too...

Kido, you get Goggs into church and you will be my hero... forever.

2013-05-08 12:33 PM

in reply to: #4733347

Sensei

Sin City

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

akustix - 2013-05-08 10:32 AM

oh yeah... and to the rest of you too...

Kido, you get Goggs into church and you will be my hero... forever.

Maybe if I tell him I got us VIP with bottle service?

2013-05-08 12:38 PM

in reply to: #4733350

Arch-Bishop of BT

10278

Pittsburgh

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

Kido - 2013-05-08 1:33 PM

akustix - 2013-05-08 10:32 AM

oh yeah... and to the rest of you too...

Kido, you get Goggs into church and you will be my hero... forever.

Maybe if I tell him I got us VIP with bottle service?

I want to make a joke about taking him to a particular church body that could also be equated with an illegal sex club, but it would be in horrible taste, so I will refrain. It's neither true nor funny.

pitt83

2013-05-08 12:42 PM

in reply to: #4733350

Champion

16151

Checkin' out the podium girls

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

Kido - 2013-05-08 1:33 PM

akustix - 2013-05-08 10:32 AM

oh yeah... and to the rest of you too...

Kido, you get Goggs into church and you will be my hero... forever.

Maybe if I tell him I got us VIP with bottle service?

Is that like communion preah? Or am I spending another sentence in purgatory for that one. Or is there a purgatory. Dammit...Wait, that counts too...

2013-05-08 12:43 PM

in reply to: #4733377

Arch-Bishop of BT

10278

Pittsburgh

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

pitt83 - 2013-05-08 1:42 PM

Kido - 2013-05-08 1:33 PM

akustix - 2013-05-08 10:32 AM

oh yeah... and to the rest of you too...

Kido, you get Goggs into church and you will be my hero... forever.

Maybe if I tell him I got us VIP with bottle service?

Is that like communion preah? Or am I spending another sentence in purgatory for that one. Or is there a purgatory. Dammit...Wait, that counts too...

My official stance is that purgatory doesn't exist... so don't worry.

bradleyd3

2013-05-08 12:45 PM

in reply to: #4733379

Pro

4313

McKinney, TX

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

akustix - 2013-05-08 12:43 PM

pitt83 - 2013-05-08 1:42 PM

Kido - 2013-05-08 1:33 PM

akustix - 2013-05-08 10:32 AM

oh yeah... and to the rest of you too...

Kido, you get Goggs into church and you will be my hero... forever.

Maybe if I tell him I got us VIP with bottle service?

Is that like communion preah? Or am I spending another sentence in purgatory for that one. Or is there a purgatory. Dammit...Wait, that counts too...

My official stance is that purgatory doesn't exist... so don't worry.

what's your stance on Jesus Christ and curveballs? Can he or can't he?

pitt83

2013-05-08 12:47 PM

in reply to: #4733379

Champion

16151

Checkin' out the podium girls

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

akustix - 2013-05-08 1:43 PM

pitt83 - 2013-05-08 1:42 PM

Kido - 2013-05-08 1:33 PM

akustix - 2013-05-08 10:32 AM

oh yeah... and to the rest of you too...

Kido, you get Goggs into church and you will be my hero... forever.

Maybe if I tell him I got us VIP with bottle service?

Is that like communion preah? Or am I spending another sentence in purgatory for that one. Or is there a purgatory. Dammit...Wait, that counts too...

My official stance is that purgatory doesn't exist... so don't worry.

Great. I'll just do a super-repent and all is good. Phew!

2013-05-08 12:47 PM

in reply to: #4733386

Arch-Bishop of BT

10278

Pittsburgh

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

bradleyd3 - 2013-05-08 1:45 PM

akustix - 2013-05-08 12:43 PM

pitt83 - 2013-05-08 1:42 PM

Kido - 2013-05-08 1:33 PM

akustix - 2013-05-08 10:32 AM

oh yeah... and to the rest of you too...

Kido, you get Goggs into church and you will be my hero... forever.

Maybe if I tell him I got us VIP with bottle service?

Is that like communion preah? Or am I spending another sentence in purgatory for that one. Or is there a purgatory. Dammit...Wait, that counts too...

My official stance is that purgatory doesn't exist... so don't worry.

what's your stance on Jesus Christ and curveballs? Can he or can't he?

Yeah he can... but he prefers the four-seamer when used in conjunction with a fade away slider and a wicked knuckler.

pitt83

2013-05-08 12:51 PM

in reply to: #4733391

Champion

16151

Checkin' out the podium girls

Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

akustix - 2013-05-08 1:47 PM

bradleyd3 - 2013-05-08 1:45 PM

akustix - 2013-05-08 12:43 PM

pitt83 - 2013-05-08 1:42 PM

Kido - 2013-05-08 1:33 PM

akustix - 2013-05-08 10:32 AM

oh yeah... and to the rest of you too...

Kido, you get Goggs into church and you will be my hero... forever.

Maybe if I tell him I got us VIP with bottle service?

Is that like communion preah? Or am I spending another sentence in purgatory for that one. Or is there a purgatory. Dammit...Wait, that counts too...

My official stance is that purgatory doesn't exist... so don't worry.

what's your stance on Jesus Christ and curveballs? Can he or can't he?

Yeah he can... but he prefers the four-seamer when used in conjunction with a fade away slider and a wicked knuckler.

Gotta admit: If you had the ability to turn loaves into fishes, a wicked off-speed or fastball should be pretty easy. Tough to hit off the Almighty Lord.