Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!Kido - 2013-05-08 3:32 PM
What kind of excuse can I come up with to leave work... I don't think I could want to work any less in the present moment. I just want a nap.
Go into a stall in the bathroom.....
Rub the heck out of your eyes to make them puffy and red.....
(if someone comes in, just cough a lot and moan *dear god....* )
Put a little spot of water on your shirt (about the size of a quarter )....
Walk into bosses office and say "somethings not agreeing with me.....I just blew chunks in the bathroom"
Additinoally add in "I hope it's just that and not what my wife had on monday"
Leave work....
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