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Get over yourself, she was jsut chatting with you8 Votes - [9.3%]
She orchastrated the whole thing2 Votes - [2.33%]
Do nothing, let it develop3 Votes - [3.49%]
Wait until you see her, then introduce yourself and go from there4 Votes - [4.65%]
Make a point of going to say hi next week9 Votes - [10.47%]
Ask her out16 Votes - [18.6%]
You're a dumb ass and should have snapped out of it and moved5 Votes - [5.81%]
Why does every man assume if a woman talks to him she "wants" him?7 Votes - [8.14%]
no idea3 Votes - [3.49%]
Romance at work? Are you nucking futs?15 Votes - [17.44%]
Hi, I'm Thomas. You are...?5 Votes - [5.81%]
She's just teasing you by dressing like that.2 Votes - [2.33%]
STALK HER!!!!!!!!!3 Votes - [3.49%]
"Watch out, toushy squeeze!"2 Votes - [2.33%]
Get her attention, sue her for harrassment1 Votes - [1.16%]
find her in the company directory and email her1 Votes - [1.16%]
This is a multiple choice poll.

2005-08-22 1:58 PM
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3558 - 2005-08-22 2:54 PM

At least you aren't in denial anymore.



Denial. More than just a river in Egypt.


2005-08-22 2:14 PM
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3558 - 2005-08-22 1:54 PM
runnergirl28 - 2005-08-22 2:53 PM
tmwelshy - 2005-08-22 1:42 PM
High school? TriComet crying? awe... Janelle, the jealousy is spilling out of you and you don't even see it, you poor thing....

I am trying my darnest not to laugh out loud too much at my desk, but this thread is killing me!  I had no idea guys were even WORSE than girls when it comes to this stuff.  Jealous- hardly because I can almost bet that she's doesn't want to date.  She just likes to flirt and get attention.  Let me know if I'm wrong....whenever you decide to to step out and pass a note!!  Ok- that sounds like jealously.  Maybe I do have a secret crush on you and don't know it yet???  Oh no- can it get any worse??

At least you aren't in denial anymore.

Although I don't think I have a crush on him anymore- I usually like guys who pass me notes asking me to circle yes or no if I like them! 

2005-08-22 2:41 PM
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YES                 PROBABLY
2005-08-22 2:48 PM
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Ok- here's my prediction of the outcome of this thread.  Welshy made up the "smok'in" co-worker confrontation to try and TriComet jealous.  What's going to happen is eventually TriComet is going to prefess her love for Welshy.  Welshy will then propose with a red tri bike instead of a diamond, TriComet will say yes, and they'll live happily ever after doing tri's and eating burritos and drinking beer.  Until 3558 shows up at her doorstep with wearing a spandex speedo and a piece of paper that shows confirmation that he's paid her next entry fee.  She leaves Welshy for 3558 (because never in his life has he surprised her by paying a race entry fee), and then Welshy is back to to the beginning, posting a thread asking us BT'ers to vote on whether or not we think TroComet will take him back.

Let's turn this thread into a BT soap opera- that's more entertaining.  Any other predictions??

2005-08-22 2:55 PM
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Welshy then, in a fit of love, gifts Tricomet with a Hawaii Ironman lottery slot and and sacrafices to 3558 to Pele.
2005-08-22 2:57 PM
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3558 will learn, to his dismay, that TriCommet has forever been ruined for other men by welshy's... ardor... Then Janelle will swoop in with a jar of Peanutbutter and wearing a camisole to "help" Welshy pick up the pieces. She will offer peanut butter sanwiches in amaxing configurations...and will even learn the shocker, but she will perpetually feel like she is in TriComet's shadow. This will not be the case and Welshy will dazzle Janelle with his expert love making and particularly his magnificant... endurance... but eventually, her jealousy and insecurity will drive Welshy away, at which point Renee will offer her catch and release program to Welshy (on a limited time only basis as wWelshy is quickly leaving her "young uns" catch and release criteria. Eventually, Welshy will find his way back on BT, write a few odes about camisoles and athenas, and start the whole cycle again. This process will take about 3 weeks.


2005-08-22 3:01 PM
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nliedel - 2005-08-22 3:55 PM Welshy then, in a fit of love, gifts Tricomet with a Hawaii Ironman lottery slot and and sacrafices to 3558 to Pele.

LMAO!!! This is excellent.

3558...pay for my lottery slot for Kona! Its the only way you can win. I'll love you forever...

2005-08-22 3:02 PM
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TriComet - 2005-08-22 4:01 PM

nliedel - 2005-08-22 3:55 PM Welshy then, in a fit of love, gifts Tricomet with a Hawaii Ironman lottery slot and and sacrafices to 3558 to Pele.

LMAO!!! This is excellent.

3558...pay for my lottery slot for Kona! Its the only way you can win. I'll love you forever...



Until Welshy offers to pay for your hotel in Kona and a side trip to Kauai to recover after the race.
2005-08-22 3:03 PM
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tmwelshy - 2005-08-22 2:57 PM 3558  She will offer peanut butter bananna sanwiches

Sorry- I just wanted to make a change to make this more accurate.  Hope you don't mind

2005-08-22 3:08 PM
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nliedel - 2005-08-22 3:02 PM

TriComet - 2005-08-22 4:01 PM

nliedel - 2005-08-22 3:55 PM Welshy then, in a fit of love, gifts Tricomet with a Hawaii Ironman lottery slot and and sacrafices to 3558 to Pele.

LMAO!!! This is excellent.

3558...pay for my lottery slot for Kona! Its the only way you can win. I'll love you forever...



Until Welshy offers to pay for your hotel in Kona and a side trip to Kauai to recover after the race.


He'd also better be IN the hotel room to offer his "...expert love making and particularly magnificant... endurance..." It would only be polite.




2005-08-22 3:10 PM
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newbiedoo - 2005-08-22 4:08 PM
nliedel - 2005-08-22 3:02 PM
TriComet - 2005-08-22 4:01 PM

nliedel - 2005-08-22 3:55 PM Welshy then, in a fit of love, gifts Tricomet with a Hawaii Ironman lottery slot and and sacrafices to 3558 to Pele.

LMAO!!! This is excellent.

3558...pay for my lottery slot for Kona! Its the only way you can win. I'll love you forever...

Until Welshy offers to pay for your hotel in Kona and a side trip to Kauai to recover after the race.
He'd also better be IN the hotel room to offer his "...expert love making and particularly magnificant... endurance..." It would only be polite.

Yes, I like this scenerio. Now, all I'll need is 2 pro triathletes to give me recovery massages after welshy is done with me...

You know, runnergirl, you can come along too. I'm sure welshy wont mind. Misscullen too.



Edited by TriComet 2005-08-22 3:10 PM


2005-08-22 3:13 PM
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TriComet - 2005-08-22 3:10 PM
newbiedoo - 2005-08-22 4:08 PM
nliedel - 2005-08-22 3:02 PM
TriComet - 2005-08-22 4:01 PM

nliedel - 2005-08-22 3:55 PM Welshy then, in a fit of love, gifts Tricomet with a Hawaii Ironman lottery slot and and sacrafices to 3558 to Pele.

LMAO!!! This is excellent.

3558...pay for my lottery slot for Kona! Its the only way you can win. I'll love you forever...

Until Welshy offers to pay for your hotel in Kona and a side trip to Kauai to recover after the race.
He'd also better be IN the hotel room to offer his "...expert love making and particularly magnificant... endurance..." It would only be polite.

Yes, I like this scenerio. Now, all I'll need is 2 pro triathletes to give me recovery massages after welshy is done with me...

You know, runnergirl, you can come along too. I'm sure welshy wont mind. Misscullen too.

Even better- here goes.

And then TriComet is treated to a full post IM massage.  Once she gains consciousness, she realizes that ____is givng her a massage.  Someone else can fill in the blank!



Edited by runnergirl28 2005-08-22 3:16 PM
2005-08-22 3:15 PM
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Omg..don't say that! Edit that out! That was a strict PM story!

LOL!

However, this is a huge fantasy. I think something about cake batter goes here...

2005-08-22 3:20 PM
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So what happens to me after I've lost Comet, Runnergirl, and Misscullen??
2005-08-22 3:27 PM
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3558 - 2005-08-22 3:20 PM So what happens to me after I've lost Comet, Runnergirl, and Misscullen??

That's when I decide to take you back!  I give up my job here in GA and relocate to VA.  I give up my career to open my own store- it's called "Janelle's Specailized Tiarras".  And I make millions off my new business and we buy our own private jet that has a bike rack built inside it.  We travel the world in our new jet and bring our bikes with us so we can do tri's internationally.  We go to the Carribbean for a tri, but it gets canceled because of a hurricane.  The town is destroyed, and we're the only survivors.  Our tri days are over because our beautiful bikes were washed away and we're stranded.  All we have left is a few powergels that we had in our tri suits for the race.  We're stuck- having only spandex to wear and gels to eat.  And....



Edited by runnergirl28 2005-08-22 3:28 PM
2005-08-22 3:32 PM
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runnergirl28 - 2005-08-22 4:27 PM

3558 - 2005-08-22 3:20 PM So what happens to me after I've lost Comet, Runnergirl, and Misscullen??

That's when I decide to take you back!  I give up my job here in GA and relocate to VA.  I give up my career to open my own store- it's called "Janelle's Specailized Tiarras".  And I make millions off my new business and we buy our own private jet that has a bike rack built inside it.  We travel the world in our new jet and bring our bikes with us so we can do tri's internationally.  We go to the Carribbean for a tri, but it gets canceled because of a hurricane.  The town is destroyed, and we're the only survivors.  Our tri days are over because our beautiful bikes were washed away and we're stranded.  All we have left is a few powergels that we had in our tri suits for the race.  We're stuck- having only spandex to wear and gels to eat.  And....

So, did we lose all of your money in the hurricane too??  Because I'm thinking that we just buy some new bikes, maybe a burrito or two.  We can still continue to just walk around in spandex though... or maybe not spandex.

(by the way Janelle, I might actually be in VA Beach the weekend you are doing the RNR.  oops, did I just make anyone jealous??)



Edited by 3558 2005-08-22 3:33 PM


2005-08-22 3:34 PM
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3558 - 2005-08-22 4:32 PM
runnergirl28 - 2005-08-22 4:27 PM

3558 - 2005-08-22 3:20 PM So what happens to me after I've lost Comet, Runnergirl, and Misscullen??

by the way Janelle, I might actually be in VA Beach the weekend you are doing the RNR.  oops, did I just make anyone jealous??)

*GASP IN HORROR*

2005-08-22 3:36 PM
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well....it's up to you if we lose all the money.  Remember, we're the only surviviors.  Maybe we could run the entire island barefoot and discover some money in the ruins?  And then somehow we swim out to an island that we never knew existed becuase it's miles, and miles away that has a little bike shop??  I'll let you continue the story.  I don't want to be a soap opera hog! 
2005-08-22 3:37 PM
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3558 - 2005-08-22 3:32 PM
runnergirl28 - 2005-08-22 4:27 PM

3558 - 2005-08-22 3:20 PM So what happens to me after I've lost Comet, Runnergirl, and Misscullen??

That's when I decide to take you back!  I give up my job here in GA and relocate to VA.  I give up my career to open my own store- it's called "Janelle's Specailized Tiarras".  And I make millions off my new business and we buy our own private jet that has a bike rack built inside it.  We travel the world in our new jet and bring our bikes with us so we can do tri's internationally.  We go to the Carribbean for a tri, but it gets canceled because of a hurricane.  The town is destroyed, and we're the only survivors.  Our tri days are over because our beautiful bikes were washed away and we're stranded.  All we have left is a few powergels that we had in our tri suits for the race.  We're stuck- having only spandex to wear and gels to eat.  And....

So, did we lose all of your money in the hurricane too??  Because I'm thinking that we just buy some new bikes, maybe a burrito or two.  We can still continue to just walk around in spandex though... or maybe not spandex.

(by the way Janelle, I might actually be in VA Beach the weekend you are doing the RNR.  oops, did I just make anyone jealous??)

Really???  Will you bring me a burrito?  If you come to the race I'll run with my burrito tiarra!!! 

2005-08-22 3:39 PM
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runnergirl28 - 2005-08-22 4:36 PM well....it's up to you if we lose all the money.  Remember, we're the only surviviors.  Maybe we could run the entire island barefoot and discover some money in the ruins?  And then somehow we swim out to an island that we never knew existed becuase it's miles, and miles away that has a little bike shop??  I'll let you continue the story.  I don't want to be a soap opera hog! 

The bike shop is owned by Welshy, and TriComet is the mechanic.  And the saga continues...

2005-08-22 3:43 PM
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3558 - 2005-08-22 4:39 PM

runnergirl28 - 2005-08-22 4:36 PM well....it's up to you if we lose all the money.  Remember, we're the only surviviors.  Maybe we could run the entire island barefoot and discover some money in the ruins?  And then somehow we swim out to an island that we never knew existed becuase it's miles, and miles away that has a little bike shop??  I'll let you continue the story.  I don't want to be a soap opera hog! 

The bike shop is owned by Welshy, and TriComet is the mechanic.  And the saga continues...

Ohhh...this gets interesting...

After my outstanding performance in Kona and 3558 healed his broken heart with runnergirl, welshy and I retired to a nice tropical island and opened up our little bike shop. We put on a small local tri, that has ballooned into one of the premier destination races and we live very comfortably off our bike shop and all the money we got from Ironman for buying the rights to our race. All of our BT friends come every year to participate and we host a big orgy party for them, Renne is our most frequent visitor. We are quite happy living the tropical tri lifestyle in our beachhouse, with our bedroom opening up to the ocean...



Edited by TriComet 2005-08-22 3:44 PM


2005-08-22 3:55 PM
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But then...TriComet can longer be a bike mechanic because she gets injured on the tropical beer slide.  So she spends the rest of her days retired, working on her tan and drinking adult beverages.  But their shop is not in jeopary, because she has a son (I'm not providing details on how that happended) who takes over the job.   Renee then comes into the bike shop asking TriComet's son (I don't have a name for him yet) to help fix her flat tire because she still goes for the younger guys.  So....
2005-08-22 3:58 PM
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when are we gonna play the game of "who's your daddy?"
2005-08-22 4:00 PM
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3558 - 2005-08-22 3:58 PM when are we gonna play the game of "who's your daddy?"

You can start!

2005-08-22 4:10 PM
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Holy Hijinks.  A soap opera on B.T.com why wasn't I called?

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