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 2012-04-11 9:43 AM in reply to: #4143104 |
Master  1793     Essex Jct, VT |  Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie?fisherman76 - 2012-04-11 10:29 AM If you're popping, then you're pooping and if you're pooping then you're stopping, cuz you can't run when you're pooping unless you're biking when you're pooping. But if you're pooping while you're biking and you're liking that you're pooping, well... then you should think of stopping, cuz no one will be liking to be looking while you're running after pooping while you're biking. BUT you're a newbie if your posting turns to doodie talk and double talk, or when to walk and when to talk (and the state of being newbie and getting-hugs-from-giant-boobies!). You could KQ, you could BQ, but if you CAN DO... then it's not just blogging doodoo, maybe others read your how-tos and they figure out some voodoo and it helps them on THEIR juju. Then you STILL might be a newbie, but your postings are not doodie cuz they're helping other newbies and that's really what what's the duty...when a set of lads and lasses get off their plumping a$$es and learn to race their fastest and that pushes YOU to try to tri to be the fastest of the masses BUT you got them off their a$$es with your helpful master classes... And you do it cuz it's classy and you do it cuz it's fun, then the newbie state will pass, then your newbie-ness is done, and we can melon press together, all the piglets hug as one. WINNER!!! |
| 2012-04-11 9:49 AM in reply to: #4143104 |
Master 1799 Houston | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? fisherman76 - 2012-04-11 9:29 AM If you're popping, then you're pooping and if you're pooping then you're stopping, cuz you can't run when you're pooping unless you're biking when you're pooping. But if you're pooping while you're biking and you're liking that you're pooping, well... then you should think of stopping, cuz no one will be liking to be looking while you're running after pooping while you're biking. BUT you're a newbie if your posting turns to doodie talk and double talk, or when to walk and when to talk (and the state of being newbie and getting-hugs-from-giant-boobies!). You could KQ, you could BQ, but if you CAN DO... then it's not just blogging doodoo, maybe others read your how-tos and they figure out some voodoo and it helps them on THEIR juju. Then you STILL might be a newbie, but your postings are not doodie cuz they're helping other newbies and that's really what what's the duty...when a set of lads and lasses get off their plumping a$$es and learn to race their fastest and that pushes YOU to try to tri to be the fastest of the masses BUT you got them off their a$$es with your helpful master classes... And you do it cuz it's classy and you do it cuz it's fun, then the newbie state will pass, then your newbie-ness is done, and we can melon press together, all the piglets hug as one. You sir, have way too much time on your hands. I applaud your use of it. |
| 2012-04-11 10:24 AM in reply to: #4143104 |
Extreme Veteran 574 Eden Prairie, MN, Minnesota | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? fisherman76 - 2012-04-11 9:29 AM If you're popping, then you're pooping and if you're pooping then you're stopping, cuz you can't run when you're pooping unless you're biking when you're pooping. But if you're pooping while you're biking and you're liking that you're pooping, well... then you should think of stopping, cuz no one will be liking to be looking while you're running after pooping while you're biking. BUT you're a newbie if your posting turns to doodie talk and double talk, or when to walk and when to talk (and the state of being newbie and getting-hugs-from-giant-boobies!). You could KQ, you could BQ, but if you CAN DO... then it's not just blogging doodoo, maybe others read your how-tos and they figure out some voodoo and it helps them on THEIR juju. Then you STILL might be a newbie, but your postings are not doodie cuz they're helping other newbies and that's really what what's the duty...when a set of lads and lasses get off their plumping a$$es and learn to race their fastest and that pushes YOU to try to tri to be the fastest of the masses BUT you got them off their a$$es with your helpful master classes... And you do it cuz it's classy and you do it cuz it's fun, then the newbie state will pass, then your newbie-ness is done, and we can melon press together, all the piglets hug as one. That sir, was cool.
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| 2012-04-11 10:40 AM in reply to: #4143104 |
Expert 962 | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? fisherman76 - 2012-04-11 9:29 AM If you're popping, then you're pooping and if you're pooping then you're stopping, cuz you can't run when you're pooping unless you're biking when you're pooping. But if you're pooping while you're biking and you're liking that you're pooping, well... then you should think of stopping, cuz no one will be liking to be looking while you're running after pooping while you're biking. BUT you're a newbie if your posting turns to doodie talk and double talk, or when to walk and when to talk (and the state of being newbie and getting-hugs-from-giant-boobies!). You could KQ, you could BQ, but if you CAN DO... then it's not just blogging doodoo, maybe others read your how-tos and they figure out some voodoo and it helps them on THEIR juju. Then you STILL might be a newbie, but your postings are not doodie cuz they're helping other newbies and that's really what what's the duty...when a set of lads and lasses get off their plumping a$$es and learn to race their fastest and that pushes YOU to try to tri to be the fastest of the masses BUT you got them off their a$$es with your helpful master classes... And you do it cuz it's classy and you do it cuz it's fun, then the newbie state will pass, then your newbie-ness is done, and we can melon press together, all the piglets hug as one. That crashing sound you just heard was the fisherman dropping some knowlege on all of our a$$e$, brilliant my good man, simply brilliant. |
| 2012-04-11 10:49 AM in reply to: #4141374 |
Master 1970 Somewhere on the Tennessee River | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? Newbie, never. I'm a neophyte.... once and again. |
| 2012-04-11 11:39 AM in reply to: #4143104 |
| Extreme Veteran 406 | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? fisherman76 - 2012-04-11 10:29 AM If you're popping, then you're pooping and if you're pooping then you're stopping, *cuz you can't run when you're pooping* unless you're biking when you're pooping. But if you're pooping while you're biking and you're liking that you're pooping, well... then you should think of stopping, cuz no one will be liking to be looking while you're running after pooping while you're biking. BUT you're a newbie if your posting turns to doodie talk and double talk, or when to walk and when to talk (and the state of being newbie and getting-hugs-from-giant-boobies!). You could KQ, you could BQ, but if you CAN DO... then it's not just blogging doodoo, maybe others read your how-tos and they figure out some voodoo and it helps them on THEIR juju. Then you STILL might be a newbie, but your postings are not doodie cuz they're helping other newbies and that's really what what's the duty...when a set of lads and lasses get off their plumping a$$es and learn to race their fastest and that pushes YOU to try to tri to be the fastest of the masses BUT you got them off their a$$es with your helpful master classes... And you do it cuz it's classy and you do it cuz it's fun, then the newbie state will pass, then your newbie-ness is done, and we can melon press together, all the piglets hug as one.
The bolded section of your post has been proven false, ...by me.....at Ironman 70.3 Muncie. Edited by Bodaggit 2012-04-11 11:40 AM |
| 2012-04-11 1:09 PM in reply to: #4143104 |
Master 1655 NJ | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? fisherman76 - 2012-04-11 10:29 AM If you're popping, then you're pooping and if you're pooping then you're stopping, cuz you can't run when you're pooping unless you're biking when you're pooping. But if you're pooping while you're biking and you're liking that you're pooping, well... then you should think of stopping, cuz no one will be liking to be looking while you're running after pooping while you're biking. BUT you're a newbie if your posting turns to doodie talk and double talk, or when to walk and when to talk (and the state of being newbie and getting-hugs-from-giant-boobies!). You could KQ, you could BQ, but if you CAN DO... then it's not just blogging doodoo, maybe others read your how-tos and they figure out some voodoo and it helps them on THEIR juju. Then you STILL might be a newbie, but your postings are not doodie cuz they're helping other newbies and that's really what what's the duty...when a set of lads and lasses get off their plumping a$$es and learn to race their fastest and that pushes YOU to try to tri to be the fastest of the masses BUT you got them off their a$$es with your helpful master classes... And you do it cuz it's classy and you do it cuz it's fun, then the newbie state will pass, then your newbie-ness is done, and we can melon press together, all the piglets hug as one. Now that is just plain fantastic |
| 2012-04-11 1:58 PM in reply to: #4143104 |
Veteran 336 Yorktown, VA & Langley AFB | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? fisherman76 - 2012-04-11 10:29 AM If you're popping, then you're pooping and if you're pooping then you're stopping, cuz you can't run when you're pooping unless you're biking when you're pooping. But if you're pooping while you're biking and you're liking that you're pooping, well... then you should think of stopping, cuz no one will be liking to be looking while you're running after pooping while you're biking. BUT you're a newbie if your posting turns to doodie talk and double talk, or when to walk and when to talk (and the state of being newbie and getting-hugs-from-giant-boobies!). You could KQ, you could BQ, but if you CAN DO... then it's not just blogging doodoo, maybe others read your how-tos and they figure out some voodoo and it helps them on THEIR juju. Then you STILL might be a newbie, but your postings are not doodie cuz they're helping other newbies and that's really what what's the duty...when a set of lads and lasses get off their plumping a$$es and learn to race their fastest and that pushes YOU to try to tri to be the fastest of the masses BUT you got them off their a$$es with your helpful master classes... And you do it cuz it's classy and you do it cuz it's fun, then the newbie state will pass, then your newbie-ness is done, and we can melon press together, all the piglets hug as one. Well said fisherman76! Or are you Dr. Suess? That just blew my mind!! Edited by Scalded_Dawg 2012-04-11 1:59 PM |
| 2012-04-11 2:29 PM in reply to: #4143104 |
Pro 4528 Norwalk, Connecticut | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? fisherman76 - 2012-04-11 10:29 AM If you're popping, then you're pooping and if you're pooping then you're stopping, cuz you can't run when you're pooping unless you're biking when you're pooping. But if you're pooping while you're biking and you're liking that you're pooping, well... then you should think of stopping, cuz no one will be liking to be looking while you're running after pooping while you're biking. BUT you're a newbie if your posting turns to doodie talk and double talk, or when to walk and when to talk (and the state of being newbie and getting-hugs-from-giant-boobies!). You could KQ, you could BQ, but if you CAN DO... then it's not just blogging doodoo, maybe others read your how-tos and they figure out some voodoo and it helps them on THEIR juju. Then you STILL might be a newbie, but your postings are not doodie cuz they're helping other newbies and that's really what what's the duty...when a set of lads and lasses get off their plumping a$$es and learn to race their fastest and that pushes YOU to try to tri to be the fastest of the masses BUT you got them off their a$$es with your helpful master classes... And you do it cuz it's classy and you do it cuz it's fun, then the newbie state will pass, then your newbie-ness is done, and we can melon press together, all the piglets hug as one.
POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 2012-04-11 3:16 PM in reply to: #4141374 |
Regular 1893 Las Vegas, NV | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? Reading A Few Degrees From Hell about the Badwater Ultramarathon and one of the guys says that when he ran 107 miles straight he didn't feel like an athlete, but after he did Badwater and finished sixth he did. High standards! |
| 2012-04-11 3:21 PM in reply to: #4144080 |
Expert 962 | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? GatorDeb - 2012-04-11 3:16 PM Reading A Few Degrees From Hell about the Badwater Ultramarathon and one of the guys says that when he ran 107 miles straight he didn't feel like an athlete, but after he did Badwater and finished sixth he did. High standards! but he didn't KQ! Edited by dsand97 2012-04-11 3:21 PM |
| 2012-04-11 3:25 PM in reply to: #4142512 |
Extreme Veteran 561 Wauwatosa, WI | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? TriAya - 2012-04-11 3:38 AM Neek-neek - 2012-04-11 10:44 AM Fit4Infinity - 2012-04-10 5:28 PM GatorDeb - 2012-04-10 2:35 PM Ha, and here I thought a melon press was a pat to the head. And piglets go wee wee wee all the way home.
I figured out what melon presses were immediately and who bestows them. But after all my reading here, I still don't know exactly what constitutes a piglet. A piglet, whilst most commonly of the delectable-gentleman variety, is really any yummy cute warm living thing. So it's not really a gender, age, or even species-specific term. Some prefer "piglette" for human females (and some human females do NOT prefer this at all). But I assure you a piglet is a WONDERFUL thing!!!
YAY! That was, like, the last thing I needed to know before my mind was at peace with the world. Happy sigh. |
| 2012-04-12 9:57 AM in reply to: #4141374 |
Pro 5011 Twin Cities | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? When you stop calling yourself a newbie. |
| 2012-04-12 10:15 AM in reply to: #4143956 |
Veteran 134 Murfreesboro, TN | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? Rudedog55 - 2012-04-11 2:29 PM fisherman76 - 2012-04-11 10:29 AM If you're popping, then you're pooping and if you're pooping then you're stopping, cuz you can't run when you're pooping unless you're biking when you're pooping. But if you're pooping while you're biking and you're liking that you're pooping, well... then you should think of stopping, cuz no one will be liking to be looking while you're running after pooping while you're biking. BUT you're a newbie if your posting turns to doodie talk and double talk, or when to walk and when to talk (and the state of being newbie and getting-hugs-from-giant-boobies!). You could KQ, you could BQ, but if you CAN DO... then it's not just blogging doodoo, maybe others read your how-tos and they figure out some voodoo and it helps them on THEIR juju. Then you STILL might be a newbie, but your postings are not doodie cuz they're helping other newbies and that's really what what's the duty...when a set of lads and lasses get off their plumping a$$es and learn to race their fastest and that pushes YOU to try to tri to be the fastest of the masses BUT you got them off their a$$es with your helpful master classes... And you do it cuz it's classy and you do it cuz it's fun, then the newbie state will pass, then your newbie-ness is done, and we can melon press together, all the piglets hug as one.
POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! x1000 |
| 2012-04-12 10:16 AM in reply to: #4141374 |
Veteran 667 asheville, nc | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? When you start doing flip turns. |
| 2013-06-03 9:18 PM in reply to: rsmoylan |
Veteran 2297 Great White North | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? wheb you realize that the best triathletes are in the ITU series. |
| 2013-06-03 11:06 PM in reply to: 0 |
Pro 15655 | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? Originally posted by simpsonbo wheb you realize that the best triathletes are in the ITU series. No doubt......some seriously badazz athletes in that bunch. I love to watch it.....it beats other triathlon all to hell. The last JUNIOR race I was at (16-19 years old)......750M swim, 20K bike, 5K run......the top 35 finishers were under an hour....good luck with that crew, nevermind the U23 racers, or the Pan Am cup racers. If you can't break 1:55:00 in an Oly you can't play with them. If you want to see TRULY fast triathletes, go catch one of these races. Edited by Left Brain 2013-06-03 11:07 PM |
| 2013-06-04 5:21 AM in reply to: GatorDeb |
Pro 5892 , New Hampshire | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? Never... I learn something new every single race and every single training session. I started duathlon training in 2002 and I still consider myself a newbie... And that is coming from a bike racing background and a running background. |
| 2013-06-04 6:04 AM in reply to: 0 |
Regular 311 Aalborg, Denmark | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? Edit: never mind. Sigh. Edited by Dnn 2013-06-04 6:08 AM |
| 2013-06-04 9:32 AM in reply to: fisherman76 |
Expert 1375 McAllen | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? I was... I was going to say something, but after Dr. Seuss' post, my witty comment would just be overshadowed. |
| 2013-06-04 11:02 AM in reply to: odpaul7 |
Member 55 | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? Still laughing............... |
| 2013-06-04 11:38 AM in reply to: 0 |
Veteran 498 Redding, CA | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? What's a newbie?
If I stopped being a newb I wouldn't have any excuses... Edited by JonnyVero 2013-06-04 11:39 AM |
| 2013-06-05 12:56 PM in reply to: Left Brain |
Veteran 2297 Great White North | Subject: RE: So when do you stop being a newbie? Doing the AG race at the world cup on June 23, I have to qualify for 2014 worlds, more of a formality for me to punch my ticket. |
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