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2012-08-22 11:36 AM
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NRG42 - 2012-08-22 11:05 AM I kind of want to have relations with Paul Ryan. 
That exact quote was said to me by a gay friend of mine (who's a die hard repub).....except "have relations" was replaced with another verb.

I don't share well!

He wouldn't know what to do with you....and he'd probably not like "your kind" in the room either. Safe to say....you and PR would have some quiet....or not so quiet....time alone.

Nothing wrong with a little fantasy. 

I could always show him my.........hands.

Or your suit! With your hands.

He could help you shop for something to wear for the occasion.....

I don't want to waste time shopping....just sayin



Makes sense, just going to come off and/or get dirty.....and you're on top again......great irony for the post.




2012-08-22 11:37 AM
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lisac957 - 2012-08-22 12:32 PM Funneh story from prude-land.
Women complains to restaurant owner about hibachi chef making peen art out of the rice for bachelorette party. Hilarious. 

prude land, you ain't joking.  i think it's cute that the hibachi guy did it, assuming his table was ONLY the bachelorette party!

also, i didn't know we could request rice shapes.  makes me want to get hibachi right MEOW.

You think that's funnymeow?

2012-08-22 11:37 AM
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2012-08-22 11:41 AM
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lisac957 - 2012-08-22 9:32 AM Funneh story from prude-land.
Women complains to restaurant owner about hibachi chef making peen art out of the rice for bachelorette party. Hilarious. 

I wish I could slap people like that. Wait correction I wish I could dong slap her and mushroom stamp her forehead.

2012-08-22 11:46 AM
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lisac957 - 2012-08-22 9:32 AM Funneh story from prude-land.
Women complains to restaurant owner about hibachi chef making peen art out of the rice for bachelorette party. Hilarious. 

I wish I could slap people like that. Wait correction I wish I could dong slap her and mushroom stamp her forehead.

A mushroom stamp is not a act of love?

2012-08-22 11:49 AM
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lisac957 - 2012-08-22 9:32 AM Funneh story from prude-land.
Women complains to restaurant owner about hibachi chef making peen art out of the rice for bachelorette party. Hilarious. 

I wish I could slap people like that. Wait correction I wish I could dong slap her and mushroom stamp her forehead.

A mushroom stamp is not a act of love?

Not the way I do it.



2012-08-22 11:54 AM
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Big Appa - 2012-08-22 11:41 AM

lisac957 - 2012-08-22 9:32 AM Funneh story from prude-land.
Women complains to restaurant owner about hibachi chef making peen art out of the rice for bachelorette party. Hilarious. 

I wish I could slap people like that. Wait correction I wish I could dong slap her and mushroom stamp her forehead.

I know. First we can't jump in to the Sea of Gallilee nekked as a Congressman, and now we can't enjoy peen rice art! 
Off to Urban Dictionary "mushroom stamp"...

HI CORD! 

2012-08-22 11:56 AM
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lisac957 - 2012-08-22 9:32 AM Funneh story from prude-land.
Women complains to restaurant owner about hibachi chef making peen art out of the rice for bachelorette party. Hilarious. 

I wish I could slap people like that. Wait correction I wish I could dong slap her and mushroom stamp her forehead.

I know. First we can't jump in to the Sea of Gallilee nekked as a Congressman, and now we can't enjoy peen rice art! 
Off to Urban Dictionary "mushroom stamp"...

HI CORD! 

Did you see what I posted about the KS Survivor guy?

 

2012-08-22 12:03 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-08-22 11:56 AM
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Big Appa - 2012-08-22 11:41 AM

lisac957 - 2012-08-22 9:32 AM Funneh story from prude-land.
Women complains to restaurant owner about hibachi chef making peen art out of the rice for bachelorette party. Hilarious. 

I wish I could slap people like that. Wait correction I wish I could dong slap her and mushroom stamp her forehead.

I know. First we can't jump in to the Sea of Gallilee nekked as a Congressman, and now we can't enjoy peen rice art! 
Off to Urban Dictionary "mushroom stamp"...

HI CORD! 

Did you see what I posted about the KS Survivor guy?

 

Yeah! I'm not a Survivor kind of girl, but might have to tune in just for that

I've been talking to a hot runner on Match (and text last night!) but am getting the feeling there's not much "there" if you know what I mean. He'st he best friend/roommate of the Tri God I went out with a few weeks ago. Such a small city I live in.....

He has a 4-year-old daughter every weekend, and doesn't drink at all. Not sure what to make of that combination.

2012-08-22 12:08 PM
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2012-08-22 12:14 PM
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lisac957 - 2012-08-22 9:32 AM Funneh story from prude-land.
Women complains to restaurant owner about hibachi chef making peen art out of the rice for bachelorette party. Hilarious. 

I wish I could slap people like that. Wait correction I wish I could dong slap her and mushroom stamp her forehead.

I know. First we can't jump in to the Sea of Gallilee nekked as a Congressman, and now we can't enjoy peen rice art! 
Off to Urban Dictionary "mushroom stamp"...

HI CORD! 

Did you see what I posted about the KS Survivor guy?

 

Yeah! I'm not a Survivor kind of girl, but might have to tune in just for that

I've been talking to a hot runner on Match (and text last night!) but am getting the feeling there's not much "there" if you know what I mean. He'st he best friend/roommate of the Tri God I went out with a few weeks ago. Such a small city I live in.....

He has a 4-year-old daughter every weekend, and doesn't drink at all. Not sure what to make of that combination.

I actually think that's wonderful. Unless you don't like kids.

Do you know WHY he doesn't drink at all?



2012-08-22 12:17 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-08-22 11:41 AM

lisac957 - 2012-08-22 9:32 AM Funneh story from prude-land.
Women complains to restaurant owner about hibachi chef making peen art out of the rice for bachelorette party. Hilarious. 

I wish I could slap people like that. Wait correction I wish I could dong slap her and mushroom stamp her forehead.

I know. First we can't jump in to the Sea of Gallilee nekked as a Congressman, and now we can't enjoy peen rice art! 
Off to Urban Dictionary "mushroom stamp"...

HI CORD! 

Did you see what I posted about the KS Survivor guy?

 

Yeah! I'm not a Survivor kind of girl, but might have to tune in just for that

I've been talking to a hot runner on Match (and text last night!) but am getting the feeling there's not much "there" if you know what I mean. He'st he best friend/roommate of the Tri God I went out with a few weeks ago. Such a small city I live in.....

He has a 4-year-old daughter every weekend, and doesn't drink at all. Not sure what to make of that combination.

 

Does he HAVE to be a drinker???

2012-08-22 12:19 PM
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2012-08-22 12:23 PM
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He said he "retired" from drinking when his daughter was born. Not saying it's a BAD thing! Probably great for him! But I like to enjoy some wine or a few beers on occasion. I think I'd feel like drinking in front of a recovering alcoholic??

I like the happy medium - not total abstinence because then I feel awkward, but not the drink-till-I-puke-every-time-I-drink kinda guy either. And I know plenty of them!

2012-08-22 12:24 PM
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I do not drink. Nothing good has ever happened to me while I was drinking.
2012-08-22 12:25 PM
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lisac957 - 2012-08-22 9:32 AM Funneh story from prude-land.
Women complains to restaurant owner about hibachi chef making peen art out of the rice for bachelorette party. Hilarious. 

I wish I could slap people like that. Wait correction I wish I could dong slap her and mushroom stamp her forehead.

I know. First we can't jump in to the Sea of Gallilee nekked as a Congressman, and now we can't enjoy peen rice art! 
Off to Urban Dictionary "mushroom stamp"...

HI CORD! 

Did you see what I posted about the KS Survivor guy?

 

Yeah! I'm not a Survivor kind of girl, but might have to tune in just for that

I've been talking to a hot runner on Match (and text last night!) but am getting the feeling there's not much "there" if you know what I mean. He'st he best friend/roommate of the Tri God I went out with a few weeks ago. Such a small city I live in.....

He has a 4-year-old daughter every weekend, and doesn't drink at all. Not sure what to make of that combination.

I actually think that's wonderful. Unless you don't like kids.

Do you know WHY he doesn't drink at all?

That would be a good thing for me .. I've had my share of guys that drink WAY too much.  Last one didn't drink at all for medical reasons ...  I don't mind a social drinker but drink just to drink or plan your activities around drinking .. no thank you. 

So spending evenings alone in the dark drinking straight from the bottle would be a non starter then?  Drat.


2012-08-22 12:37 PM
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jford2309 - 2012-08-23 1:24 AM I do not drink. Nothing good has ever happened to me while I was drinking.

Amen, Jamesenyummyhottiefellowteetotalersouthernbaptistchickenfriedwatermelonhappyrunningbrother.

2012-08-22 12:38 PM
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TriAya - 2012-08-22 12:37 PM

jford2309 - 2012-08-23 1:24 AM I do not drink. Nothing good has ever happened to me while I was drinking.

Amen, Jamesenyummyhottiefellowteetotalersouthernbaptistchickenfriedwatermelonhappyrunningbrother.

 

How ya been Yanti?

2012-08-22 12:40 PM
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lisac957 - 2012-08-22 9:32 AM Funneh story from prude-land.
Women complains to restaurant owner about hibachi chef making peen art out of the rice for bachelorette party. Hilarious. 

I wish I could slap people like that. Wait correction I wish I could dong slap her and mushroom stamp her forehead.

I know. First we can't jump in to the Sea of Gallilee nekked as a Congressman, and now we can't enjoy peen rice art! 
Off to Urban Dictionary "mushroom stamp"...

HI CORD! 

Did you see what I posted about the KS Survivor guy?

 

Yeah! I'm not a Survivor kind of girl, but might have to tune in just for that

I've been talking to a hot runner on Match (and text last night!) but am getting the feeling there's not much "there" if you know what I mean. He'st he best friend/roommate of the Tri God I went out with a few weeks ago. Such a small city I live in.....

He has a 4-year-old daughter every weekend, and doesn't drink at all. Not sure what to make of that combination.

I actually think that's wonderful. Unless you don't like kids.

Do you know WHY he doesn't drink at all?

That would be a good thing for me .. I've had my share of guys that drink WAY too much.  Last one didn't drink at all for medical reasons ...  I don't mind a social drinker but drink just to drink or plan your activities around drinking .. no thank you. 

So spending evenings alone in the dark drinking straight from the bottle would be a non starter then?  Drat.

Well duh. If you're alone, then nobody's with you.

Dark and bottle are fine.

It's actually a non-issue to me whether someone drinks or not. If they drink abusively or irresponsibly (or illegally, I do like 'em juicy) it's pretty much the same to me as any other dangerous practice ... I don't like it. That it's alcohol is irrelevant.

2012-08-22 12:44 PM
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jford2309 - 2012-08-23 1:24 AM I do not drink. Nothing good has ever happened to me while I was drinking.

Amen, Jamesenyummyhottiefellowteetotalersouthernbaptistchickenfriedwatermelonhappyrunningbrother.

 

How ya been Yanti?

Mostly really good, sick recently but not seriously. I'm at my folks' place now and that's usually World War X but it's only been about X/2 this time, so all things considered, great. Also we celebrated the year's biggest holiday here, and had a very nice party with lots of family, friends, employees and former employees, and it was lovely. My dad even let my brother come, which he hasn't done in two years, so ... well, that's a big deal in our family.

How 'bout choo? I read your Facebook posts but I can't think of anything right now. I don't really post too much there.

2012-08-22 12:48 PM
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TriAya - 2012-08-22 12:37 PM

jford2309 - 2012-08-23 1:24 AM I do not drink. Nothing good has ever happened to me while I was drinking.

Amen, Jamesenyummyhottiefellowteetotalersouthernbaptistchickenfriedwatermelonhappyrunningbrother.

 

How ya been Yanti?

Mostly really good, sick recently but not seriously. I'm at my folks' place now and that's usually World War X but it's only been about X/2 this time, so all things considered, great. Also we celebrated the year's biggest holiday here, and had a very nice party with lots of family, friends, employees and former employees, and it was lovely. My dad even let my brother come, which he hasn't done in two years, so ... well, that's a big deal in our family.

How 'bout choo? I read your Facebook posts but I can't think of anything right now. I don't really post too much there.

glad to hear the family could get back together!

I am doing well, just tired and cranky from early mornings, but in 19 days, that is over! (then I am going to fatten up for winter!)



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2012-08-22 12:48 PM
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So spending evenings alone in the dark drinking straight from the bottle would be a non starter then?  Drat.

Well duh. If you're alone, then nobody's with you.

Dark and bottle are fine.

It's actually a non-issue to me whether someone drinks or not. If they drink abusively or irresponsibly (or illegally, I do like 'em juicy) it's pretty much the same to me as any other dangerous practice ... I don't like it. That it's alcohol is irrelevant.

so what do you like to do in the dark? 

umm that did not quote like I wanted it to.

 



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tcarlson78 - 2012-08-22 12:48 PM  

So spending evenings alone in the dark drinking straight from the bottle would be a non starter then?  Drat.

Well duh. If you're alone, then nobody's with you.

Dark and bottle are fine.

It's actually a non-issue to me whether someone drinks or not. If they drink abusively or irresponsibly (or illegally, I do like 'em juicy) it's pretty much the same to me as any other dangerous practice ... I don't like it. That it's alcohol is irrelevant.

so what do you like to do in the dark? 

umm that did not quote like I wanted it to.

 

 

sleep

2012-08-22 12:58 PM
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