Subject: RE: Bermuda Triangle for TAN...PeterAK - 2008-05-27 4:37 PM
mr2tony - 2008-05-27 4:11 PM PeterAK - 2008-05-27 4:08 PM I are me. Hello, TAN. Peter! Sorry to hear about your moms. What a bunch of bunk. And good luck at the wedding. Be sure to say the right name at the wedding and scream the right name AFTER the wedding.  Thanks. Agreed. Thanks. Shouldn't be a problem, I've got three years worth of practice. 
You practice screaming? Ohhh you meant ... nevermind.
Hey if you need any marriage advice, give me a call. I'll give you one of three answers:
A ) Dude. In that situation just say `Yes, honey.'
-- Best for questions such as `Do you like my haircut?' and `Do you like this dress on me?'
B ) Dude. In that situation just say `No honey.'
-- Best for questions such as `Does this make me look fat?' and `Have I gained weight?'
C ) Dude. In that situation just say nothing.
-- Best for questions such as `Where the he!! have YOU been???' and `Whose lipstick is this?' |