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 2013-10-25 11:25 AM in reply to: switch |
Melon Presser  52116   |  Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes)Originally posted by switch Originally posted by TriAya It is completely ridiculous. The 400 repeats--bwahahaha. I give myself a pep talk before each one, "You just have to count to 8. Every time you touch the wall at the opposite end, just count. You only have to keep track of 8 faching laps. ...blah, blah, blah" I eff it up more often than not. 350, 500, 300, 450 whatevs. You know, it's "400ish" Oy.Originally posted by switch Originally posted by brigby1 OMG, I can't count a 200 in the pool, lol. It's all off of my 910 (which is my wooby in the pool), and I haven't had any problems with it counting if I'm doing freestyle. I could post it if any of that info might be helpful in critiquing my swim...Originally posted by TriAya SWITCH - def redo the TTs. No way that any part of a straight 1550 (esp one NOT done as a TT) should be faster than 400. That'd be like 5k race splits being faster than a standalone mile. For you I'd rec a long warmup, like 1000, mostly swim but some kick and pull as well, and an easy 100 in addition to rest in betw/TTs. BTW 30x100 you'd build up to, but I would expect with a 1550 that fast you should be able to do 20x100 at CSS on @:10R. Thinking it'd be best to redo the TT's as well. Also, how possible is it that the 1550 was miscounted? That's a long way to go continuously, easy to miss a 50 or two.. This, above all things, makes you a real swimmer. They can't count for shyte, unless you're the fastest guy in the fastest lane. Even then, I've seen more than a few of those break 150m records when they were supposed to be swimming a 200m race. D-OH
P.S. I just love, love, love that you used the word "wooby." Haven't heard that in a long time. Huge smile here. |
| 2013-10-25 11:26 AM in reply to: amd723 |
Master 10208 Northern IL | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by amd723 Originally posted by switch I often lose track doing 100s. I really try to keep my mind from wandering, but I can't help it; when I start to swim my mind goes far, far away! Originally posted by TriAya It is completely ridiculous. The 400 repeats--bwahahaha. I give myself a pep talk before each one, "You just have to count to 8. Every time you touch the wall at the opposite end, just count. You only have to keep track of 8 faching laps. ...blah, blah, blah" I eff it up more often than not. 350, 500, 300, 450 whatevs. You know, it's "400ish" Oy.Originally posted by switch Originally posted by brigby1 OMG, I can't count a 200 in the pool, lol. It's all off of my 910 (which is my wooby in the pool), and I haven't had any problems with it counting if I'm doing freestyle. I could post it if any of that info might be helpful in critiquing my swim...Originally posted by TriAya SWITCH - def redo the TTs. No way that any part of a straight 1550 (esp one NOT done as a TT) should be faster than 400. That'd be like 5k race splits being faster than a standalone mile. For you I'd rec a long warmup, like 1000, mostly swim but some kick and pull as well, and an easy 100 in addition to rest in betw/TTs. BTW 30x100 you'd build up to, but I would expect with a 1550 that fast you should be able to do 20x100 at CSS on @:10R. Thinking it'd be best to redo the TT's as well. Also, how possible is it that the 1550 was miscounted? That's a long way to go continuously, easy to miss a 50 or two.. This, above all things, makes you a real swimmer. They can't count for shyte, unless you're the fastest guy in the fastest lane. Even then, I've seen more than a few of those break 150m records when they were supposed to be swimming a 200m race. D-OH
You're on the lesser one. Always. |
Bumped up a lane last night and the guys looked to me for the count a few times. The one who's most out of breath and working the hardest to hang on.| 2013-10-25 11:27 AM in reply to: switch |
| Seattle | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. |
| 2013-10-25 11:28 AM in reply to: Richardsdrr |
| Pennsylvania | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by Richardsdrr Originally posted by Asalzwed And what is wrong with that Originally posted by melbo55 Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by rrrunner Originally posted by Asalzwed Ok, I did not raise girls (thank God!) but toddlers are already concerned about coordinating?! Originally posted by brigby1 Originally posted by Asalzwed I kind of feel like I should be on the racing list this weekend, for I am taking two toddlers (2 of my nieces) to a halloween dance party. OMG. I should have trained for this. Haha, good luck with that! The biggest dilemma right now is that one niece wants to go in a Duck Dynasty costume, one want's to be a pretty princess but they would like to coordinate. Maybe I will meet them in the middle and be the Duck Dynasty Princess? Well, I don't think they exactly used that word. More like, "I WANT DO BE A PRINCESS. LET'S BE PRINCESSES!" Does Auntie Adrienne need to dress like a princess, too, or are you allowed to dress in regular clothes? If they decide princess, I most certainly will be one as well.
 Princesses and pirates, love it!!! Good looking crew there, Darren! |
| 2013-10-25 11:29 AM in reply to: amd723 |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by amd723 Haha--this is the only good thing about LCM in my mind. Repeat 100s are hard to mess up :)Originally posted by switch I often lose track doing 100s. I really try to keep my mind from wandering, but I can't help it; when I start to swim my mind goes far, far away! Originally posted by TriAya It is completely ridiculous. The 400 repeats--bwahahaha. I give myself a pep talk before each one, "You just have to count to 8. Every time you touch the wall at the opposite end, just count. You only have to keep track of 8 faching laps. ...blah, blah, blah" I eff it up more often than not. 350, 500, 300, 450 whatevs. You know, it's "400ish" Oy.Originally posted by switch Originally posted by brigby1 OMG, I can't count a 200 in the pool, lol. It's all off of my 910 (which is my wooby in the pool), and I haven't had any problems with it counting if I'm doing freestyle. I could post it if any of that info might be helpful in critiquing my swim...Originally posted by TriAya SWITCH - def redo the TTs. No way that any part of a straight 1550 (esp one NOT done as a TT) should be faster than 400. That'd be like 5k race splits being faster than a standalone mile. For you I'd rec a long warmup, like 1000, mostly swim but some kick and pull as well, and an easy 100 in addition to rest in betw/TTs. BTW 30x100 you'd build up to, but I would expect with a 1550 that fast you should be able to do 20x100 at CSS on @:10R. Thinking it'd be best to redo the TT's as well. Also, how possible is it that the 1550 was miscounted? That's a long way to go continuously, easy to miss a 50 or two.. This, above all things, makes you a real swimmer. They can't count for shyte, unless you're the fastest guy in the fastest lane. Even then, I've seen more than a few of those break 150m records when they were supposed to be swimming a 200m race. D-OH
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| 2013-10-25 11:31 AM in reply to: Asalzwed |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. Wow. Again, you fancy--blood did, urine did, everything did. Is it weird that it makes me nervous to visit that site? |
| 2013-10-25 11:33 AM in reply to: brigby1 |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by brigby1 See what happens when you pop off a 1:09 at the end of practice and it doesn't feel hard? There's something about that that just screams negative reinforcement. Originally posted by amd723 Originally posted by switch I often lose track doing 100s. I really try to keep my mind from wandering, but I can't help it; when I start to swim my mind goes far, far away! Originally posted by TriAya It is completely ridiculous. The 400 repeats--bwahahaha. I give myself a pep talk before each one, "You just have to count to 8. Every time you touch the wall at the opposite end, just count. You only have to keep track of 8 faching laps. ...blah, blah, blah" I eff it up more often than not. 350, 500, 300, 450 whatevs. You know, it's "400ish" Oy.Originally posted by switch Originally posted by brigby1 OMG, I can't count a 200 in the pool, lol. It's all off of my 910 (which is my wooby in the pool), and I haven't had any problems with it counting if I'm doing freestyle. I could post it if any of that info might be helpful in critiquing my swim...Originally posted by TriAya SWITCH - def redo the TTs. No way that any part of a straight 1550 (esp one NOT done as a TT) should be faster than 400. That'd be like 5k race splits being faster than a standalone mile. For you I'd rec a long warmup, like 1000, mostly swim but some kick and pull as well, and an easy 100 in addition to rest in betw/TTs. BTW 30x100 you'd build up to, but I would expect with a 1550 that fast you should be able to do 20x100 at CSS on @:10R. Thinking it'd be best to redo the TT's as well. Also, how possible is it that the 1550 was miscounted? That's a long way to go continuously, easy to miss a 50 or two.. This, above all things, makes you a real swimmer. They can't count for shyte, unless you're the fastest guy in the fastest lane. Even then, I've seen more than a few of those break 150m records when they were supposed to be swimming a 200m race. D-OH
You're on the lesser one. Always. Congratulations and strong work :) |
| 2013-10-25 11:39 AM in reply to: switch |
Master 6834  Englewood, Florida | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by switch Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. Wow. Again, you fancy--blood did, urine did, everything did. Is it weird that it makes me nervous to visit that site? That site?!?! I hold firmly to my belief that your internet browsing cache has GOT to be interesting. |
| 2013-10-25 11:41 AM in reply to: Asalzwed |
| Pennsylvania | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. First off, GOOD LUCK!!! No doubt you will rock it. I watched the urine sample tutorial video, now that is some funny stuff!! One of my favorite parts is when they are waiting around to be able to produce the sample. Make 'em wait! |
| 2013-10-25 11:43 AM in reply to: melbo55 |
| Seattle | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by melbo55 Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. First off, GOOD LUCK!!! No doubt you will rock it. I watched the urine sample tutorial video, now that is some funny stuff!! One of my favorite parts is when they are waiting around to be able to produce the sample. Make 'em wait! I know!!! Hahahaha. And when they knock on her door at 6 am she is so nonchalant. Like, "Oh hey" I also want that soundtrack. |
| 2013-10-25 11:46 AM in reply to: switch |
| Seattle | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by switch Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. Wow. Again, you fancy--blood did, urine did, everything did. Is it weird that it makes me nervous to visit that site? It's cool. Pot is only illegal DURING competition. Not out of competition. And let's be honest, if one can pull off a great race while under the influence of cannabis, I would shake yer hand. |
| 2013-10-25 11:47 AM in reply to: cdban66 |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by cdban66 I'm sure it would actually be very disappointing. Except for the stuff Salty sends me to check out--that's always entertaining :)Originally posted by switch Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. Wow. Again, you fancy--blood did, urine did, everything did. Is it weird that it makes me nervous to visit that site? That site?!?! I hold firmly to my belief that your internet browsing cache has GOT to be interesting. |
| 2013-10-25 11:49 AM in reply to: Asalzwed |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by Asalzwed Hahaha, well I suppose the first step would be practicing...Originally posted by switch Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. Wow. Again, you fancy--blood did, urine did, everything did. Is it weird that it makes me nervous to visit that site? It's cool. Pot is only illegal DURING competition. Not out of competition. And let's be honest, if one can pull off a great race while under the influence of cannabis, I would shake yer hand. :)
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| 2013-10-25 11:54 AM in reply to: Asalzwed |
Master 4452 | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by melbo55 Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. First off, GOOD LUCK!!! No doubt you will rock it. I watched the urine sample tutorial video, now that is some funny stuff!! One of my favorite parts is when they are waiting around to be able to produce the sample. Make 'em wait! I know!!! Hahahaha. And when they knock on her door at 6 am she is so nonchalant. Like, "Oh hey" I also want that soundtrack. Ugh that just brings back horrible memories. Senior nationals T&F champs. Bronze in javelin, selected for testing. COULD. NOT. GO. I competed early afternoon. All other events finish. Still can't go. Friend is waiting to give me a ride home. Still can't go. Sun goes down. Stadium staff want to close up. Still can't go. Have to go in a car with the Control Officer to the afterparty for all the officials at someones home. The minute the door of the car shuts, I have to pee so badly; I thought I was going to have an accident in the backseat. When we got to the home, I barely got my pants down in the bathroom. The the CO says to me, after I hand her the sample but I am still peeing "oh you better stop, if this is too dilute I will need another sample". Lady, if that is too dilute, we will be spending the night together, there is no way I am stopping right now... Did I mention that it is now 9PM or so, and my friend has been waiting for me this whole time, followed to the home in her car? It was awful. |
| 2013-10-25 11:58 AM in reply to: bcraht |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by bcraht Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by melbo55 Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. First off, GOOD LUCK!!! No doubt you will rock it. I watched the urine sample tutorial video, now that is some funny stuff!! One of my favorite parts is when they are waiting around to be able to produce the sample. Make 'em wait! I know!!! Hahahaha. And when they knock on her door at 6 am she is so nonchalant. Like, "Oh hey" I also want that soundtrack. Ugh that just brings back horrible memories. Senior nationals T&F champs. Bronze in javelin, selected for testing. COULD. NOT. GO. I competed early afternoon. All other events finish. Still can't go. Friend is waiting to give me a ride home. Still can't go. Sun goes down. Stadium staff want to close up. Still can't go. Have to go in a car with the Control Officer to the afterparty for all the officials at someones home. The minute the door of the car shuts, I have to pee so badly; I thought I was going to have an accident in the backseat. When we got to the home, I barely got my pants down in the bathroom. The the CO says to me, after I hand her the sample but I am still peeing "oh you better stop, if this is too dilute I will need another sample". Lady, if that is too dilute, we will be spending the night together, there is no way I am stopping right now... Did I mention that it is now 9PM or so, and my friend has been waiting for me this whole time, followed to the home in her car? It was awful. cantstopraffing sorry. not funny. BWAH HA HA HA HAAA |
| 2013-10-25 11:58 AM in reply to: bcraht |
Regular 5477 LHOTP | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by bcraht There is so much about that story that is awesome! Javelin??? No way! What else do we (I?) not know about you?Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by melbo55 Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. First off, GOOD LUCK!!! No doubt you will rock it. I watched the urine sample tutorial video, now that is some funny stuff!! One of my favorite parts is when they are waiting around to be able to produce the sample. Make 'em wait! I know!!! Hahahaha. And when they knock on her door at 6 am she is so nonchalant. Like, "Oh hey" I also want that soundtrack. Ugh that just brings back horrible memories. Senior nationals T&F champs. Bronze in javelin, selected for testing. COULD. NOT. GO. I competed early afternoon. All other events finish. Still can't go. Friend is waiting to give me a ride home. Still can't go. Sun goes down. Stadium staff want to close up. Still can't go. Have to go in a car with the Control Officer to the afterparty for all the officials at someones home. The minute the door of the car shuts, I have to pee so badly; I thought I was going to have an accident in the backseat. When we got to the home, I barely got my pants down in the bathroom. The the CO says to me, after I hand her the sample but I am still peeing "oh you better stop, if this is too dilute I will need another sample". Lady, if that is too dilute, we will be spending the night together, there is no way I am stopping right now... Did I mention that it is now 9PM or so, and my friend has been waiting for me this whole time, followed to the home in her car? It was awful. |
| 2013-10-25 12:01 PM in reply to: bcraht |
| Seattle | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by bcraht Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by melbo55 Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. First off, GOOD LUCK!!! No doubt you will rock it. I watched the urine sample tutorial video, now that is some funny stuff!! One of my favorite parts is when they are waiting around to be able to produce the sample. Make 'em wait! I know!!! Hahahaha. And when they knock on her door at 6 am she is so nonchalant. Like, "Oh hey" I also want that soundtrack. Ugh that just brings back horrible memories. Senior nationals T&F champs. Bronze in javelin, selected for testing. COULD. NOT. GO. I competed early afternoon. All other events finish. Still can't go. Friend is waiting to give me a ride home. Still can't go. Sun goes down. Stadium staff want to close up. Still can't go. Have to go in a car with the Control Officer to the afterparty for all the officials at someones home. The minute the door of the car shuts, I have to pee so badly; I thought I was going to have an accident in the backseat. When we got to the home, I barely got my pants down in the bathroom. The the CO says to me, after I hand her the sample but I am still peeing "oh you better stop, if this is too dilute I will need another sample". Lady, if that is too dilute, we will be spending the night together, there is no way I am stopping right now... Did I mention that it is now 9PM or so, and my friend has been waiting for me this whole time, followed to the home in her car? It was awful. That's fantastic. Would have been amazing if the tester had to spend the night with you. ANd then you pee the bed. |
| 2013-10-25 12:08 PM in reply to: TriAya |
Master 4452 | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by TriAya Originally posted by bcraht Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by melbo55 Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. First off, GOOD LUCK!!! No doubt you will rock it. I watched the urine sample tutorial video, now that is some funny stuff!! One of my favorite parts is when they are waiting around to be able to produce the sample. Make 'em wait! I know!!! Hahahaha. And when they knock on her door at 6 am she is so nonchalant. Like, "Oh hey" I also want that soundtrack. Ugh that just brings back horrible memories. Senior nationals T&F champs. Bronze in javelin, selected for testing. COULD. NOT. GO. I competed early afternoon. All other events finish. Still can't go. Friend is waiting to give me a ride home. Still can't go. Sun goes down. Stadium staff want to close up. Still can't go. Have to go in a car with the Control Officer to the afterparty for all the officials at someones home. The minute the door of the car shuts, I have to pee so badly; I thought I was going to have an accident in the backseat. When we got to the home, I barely got my pants down in the bathroom. The the CO says to me, after I hand her the sample but I am still peeing "oh you better stop, if this is too dilute I will need another sample". Lady, if that is too dilute, we will be spending the night together, there is no way I am stopping right now... Did I mention that it is now 9PM or so, and my friend has been waiting for me this whole time, followed to the home in her car? It was awful. cantstopraffing sorry. not funny. BWAH HA HA HA HAAA Funny now. Then, not so much. |
| 2013-10-25 12:09 PM in reply to: Asalzwed |
Master 4452 | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by bcraht Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by melbo55 Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. First off, GOOD LUCK!!! No doubt you will rock it. I watched the urine sample tutorial video, now that is some funny stuff!! One of my favorite parts is when they are waiting around to be able to produce the sample. Make 'em wait! I know!!! Hahahaha. And when they knock on her door at 6 am she is so nonchalant. Like, "Oh hey" I also want that soundtrack. Ugh that just brings back horrible memories. Senior nationals T&F champs. Bronze in javelin, selected for testing. COULD. NOT. GO. I competed early afternoon. All other events finish. Still can't go. Friend is waiting to give me a ride home. Still can't go. Sun goes down. Stadium staff want to close up. Still can't go. Have to go in a car with the Control Officer to the afterparty for all the officials at someones home. The minute the door of the car shuts, I have to pee so badly; I thought I was going to have an accident in the backseat. When we got to the home, I barely got my pants down in the bathroom. The the CO says to me, after I hand her the sample but I am still peeing "oh you better stop, if this is too dilute I will need another sample". Lady, if that is too dilute, we will be spending the night together, there is no way I am stopping right now... Did I mention that it is now 9PM or so, and my friend has been waiting for me this whole time, followed to the home in her car? It was awful. That's fantastic. Would have been amazing if the tester had to spend the night with you. ANd then you pee the bed. Ha! Would have served her right. When I couldn't go at the start, she poured warm water down my belly as I sat on the toilet. Not cool. |
| 2013-10-25 12:10 PM in reply to: switch |
Master 4452 | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by switch Originally posted by bcraht There is so much about that story that is awesome! Javelin??? No way! What else do we (I?) not know about you?Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by melbo55 Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. First off, GOOD LUCK!!! No doubt you will rock it. I watched the urine sample tutorial video, now that is some funny stuff!! One of my favorite parts is when they are waiting around to be able to produce the sample. Make 'em wait! I know!!! Hahahaha. And when they knock on her door at 6 am she is so nonchalant. Like, "Oh hey" I also want that soundtrack. Ugh that just brings back horrible memories. Senior nationals T&F champs. Bronze in javelin, selected for testing. COULD. NOT. GO. I competed early afternoon. All other events finish. Still can't go. Friend is waiting to give me a ride home. Still can't go. Sun goes down. Stadium staff want to close up. Still can't go. Have to go in a car with the Control Officer to the afterparty for all the officials at someones home. The minute the door of the car shuts, I have to pee so badly; I thought I was going to have an accident in the backseat. When we got to the home, I barely got my pants down in the bathroom. The the CO says to me, after I hand her the sample but I am still peeing "oh you better stop, if this is too dilute I will need another sample". Lady, if that is too dilute, we will be spending the night together, there is no way I am stopping right now... Did I mention that it is now 9PM or so, and my friend has been waiting for me this whole time, followed to the home in her car? It was awful.
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| 2013-10-25 12:11 PM in reply to: bcraht |
| Seattle | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by bcraht Originally posted by switch Originally posted by bcraht There is so much about that story that is awesome! Javelin??? No way! What else do we (I?) not know about you?Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by melbo55 Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. First off, GOOD LUCK!!! No doubt you will rock it. I watched the urine sample tutorial video, now that is some funny stuff!! One of my favorite parts is when they are waiting around to be able to produce the sample. Make 'em wait! I know!!! Hahahaha. And when they knock on her door at 6 am she is so nonchalant. Like, "Oh hey" I also want that soundtrack. Ugh that just brings back horrible memories. Senior nationals T&F champs. Bronze in javelin, selected for testing. COULD. NOT. GO. I competed early afternoon. All other events finish. Still can't go. Friend is waiting to give me a ride home. Still can't go. Sun goes down. Stadium staff want to close up. Still can't go. Have to go in a car with the Control Officer to the afterparty for all the officials at someones home. The minute the door of the car shuts, I have to pee so badly; I thought I was going to have an accident in the backseat. When we got to the home, I barely got my pants down in the bathroom. The the CO says to me, after I hand her the sample but I am still peeing "oh you better stop, if this is too dilute I will need another sample". Lady, if that is too dilute, we will be spending the night together, there is no way I am stopping right now... Did I mention that it is now 9PM or so, and my friend has been waiting for me this whole time, followed to the home in her car? It was awful.
She did XC, too, right? And didn't you do women's pentathlon or something? |
| 2013-10-25 12:20 PM in reply to: Asalzwed |
Master 4452 | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by bcraht Originally posted by switch Originally posted by bcraht There is so much about that story that is awesome! Javelin??? No way! What else do we (I?) not know about you?Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by melbo55 Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. First off, GOOD LUCK!!! No doubt you will rock it. I watched the urine sample tutorial video, now that is some funny stuff!! One of my favorite parts is when they are waiting around to be able to produce the sample. Make 'em wait! I know!!! Hahahaha. And when they knock on her door at 6 am she is so nonchalant. Like, "Oh hey" I also want that soundtrack. Ugh that just brings back horrible memories. Senior nationals T&F champs. Bronze in javelin, selected for testing. COULD. NOT. GO. I competed early afternoon. All other events finish. Still can't go. Friend is waiting to give me a ride home. Still can't go. Sun goes down. Stadium staff want to close up. Still can't go. Have to go in a car with the Control Officer to the afterparty for all the officials at someones home. The minute the door of the car shuts, I have to pee so badly; I thought I was going to have an accident in the backseat. When we got to the home, I barely got my pants down in the bathroom. The the CO says to me, after I hand her the sample but I am still peeing "oh you better stop, if this is too dilute I will need another sample". Lady, if that is too dilute, we will be spending the night together, there is no way I am stopping right now... Did I mention that it is now 9PM or so, and my friend has been waiting for me this whole time, followed to the home in her car? It was awful.
She did XC, too, right? And didn't you do women's pentathlon or something? I did some XC as a young person. Javelin, shot put, discus. I did a couple pentathlons in my day. Name a dance type. I prolly did it. |
| 2013-10-25 12:24 PM in reply to: bcraht |
| Seattle | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by bcraht Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by bcraht Originally posted by switch Originally posted by bcraht There is so much about that story that is awesome! Javelin??? No way! What else do we (I?) not know about you?Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by melbo55 Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. First off, GOOD LUCK!!! No doubt you will rock it. I watched the urine sample tutorial video, now that is some funny stuff!! One of my favorite parts is when they are waiting around to be able to produce the sample. Make 'em wait! I know!!! Hahahaha. And when they knock on her door at 6 am she is so nonchalant. Like, "Oh hey" I also want that soundtrack. Ugh that just brings back horrible memories. Senior nationals T&F champs. Bronze in javelin, selected for testing. COULD. NOT. GO. I competed early afternoon. All other events finish. Still can't go. Friend is waiting to give me a ride home. Still can't go. Sun goes down. Stadium staff want to close up. Still can't go. Have to go in a car with the Control Officer to the afterparty for all the officials at someones home. The minute the door of the car shuts, I have to pee so badly; I thought I was going to have an accident in the backseat. When we got to the home, I barely got my pants down in the bathroom. The the CO says to me, after I hand her the sample but I am still peeing "oh you better stop, if this is too dilute I will need another sample". Lady, if that is too dilute, we will be spending the night together, there is no way I am stopping right now... Did I mention that it is now 9PM or so, and my friend has been waiting for me this whole time, followed to the home in her car? It was awful.
She did XC, too, right? And didn't you do women's pentathlon or something? I did some XC as a young person. Javelin, shot put, discus. I did a couple pentathlons in my day. Name a dance type. I prolly did it. twerk |
| 2013-10-25 12:47 PM in reply to: Asalzwed |
| Master 10208 Northern IL | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. One time it's good to give up. Just go run. That other stuff will complicate things when you're out there. |
| 2013-10-25 12:52 PM in reply to: Asalzwed |
Master 4452 | Subject: RE: Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by bcraht Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by bcraht Originally posted by switch Originally posted by bcraht There is so much about that story that is awesome! Javelin??? No way! What else do we (I?) not know about you?Originally posted by Asalzwed Originally posted by melbo55 Originally posted by Asalzwed Alright, our XC champs are next week and it counts for double points for making the elite team. I was attempting to do the math on all the different ways the points could add up but I gave up. It will be what it will be. They also have a nice tutorial posted for us: http://www.usantidoping.org/collection/ LOL It is sooo ridiculous. YOu should all watch it. First off, GOOD LUCK!!! No doubt you will rock it. I watched the urine sample tutorial video, now that is some funny stuff!! One of my favorite parts is when they are waiting around to be able to produce the sample. Make 'em wait! I know!!! Hahahaha. And when they knock on her door at 6 am she is so nonchalant. Like, "Oh hey" I also want that soundtrack. Ugh that just brings back horrible memories. Senior nationals T&F champs. Bronze in javelin, selected for testing. COULD. NOT. GO. I competed early afternoon. All other events finish. Still can't go. Friend is waiting to give me a ride home. Still can't go. Sun goes down. Stadium staff want to close up. Still can't go. Have to go in a car with the Control Officer to the afterparty for all the officials at someones home. The minute the door of the car shuts, I have to pee so badly; I thought I was going to have an accident in the backseat. When we got to the home, I barely got my pants down in the bathroom. The the CO says to me, after I hand her the sample but I am still peeing "oh you better stop, if this is too dilute I will need another sample". Lady, if that is too dilute, we will be spending the night together, there is no way I am stopping right now... Did I mention that it is now 9PM or so, and my friend has been waiting for me this whole time, followed to the home in her car? It was awful.
She did XC, too, right? And didn't you do women's pentathlon or something? I did some XC as a young person. Javelin, shot put, discus. I did a couple pentathlons in my day. Name a dance type. I prolly did it. twerk Name a dance type that is taught to children. Who are not related to Billy Ray Cyrus. |
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