Need girl advice. (Page 5)

She sounds hot, I dig girls in those kinds of pants! 

You should ask her if she wants to go out for a big burrito!  lol

Welshy, I think it's sad that you keep trying to put yourself in the young 'uns category. The youngest was 31 and he was a French soldier stationed at SOCOM with the Coalition Forces. Parlez vous francais? Got uniform? Didn't think so...

Also, I think invoking my name is a poor manner of acquiring mojo by asociation. If you don't buck up soon and let this chick know you are digging on her, I'm going to start lighting candles for your lost mojo.

Anyone know a Santeria chant that will help Welshy get his groove back?

I have already spoken with el-chicky and as you say, Renee, all is right with the world.

Details, details! Are you going to go out? Why hold out on us?

I miss the story...whos the daddy?

Sorry I didn't see this thread earlier.  I think you are misreading the situation and would like to add my advice.

Before I get to my analysis for you Welshy, I want to answer the person who asked “why does every man assume if a woman talks to him, she “wants” him?”  Two reasons.

First, a single woman has no need to waste her time trying to communicate with a man, especially since the ability to listen has not evolved in the lower form of the species.  A married woman has no choice but to attempt communication.  “Take out the garbage.”  “Get a job”.  Etc.   So it is only natural to assume if a single woman inquires about the most intimate secrets of a man (i.e. his drinking habits), her hormones have overridden her common sense and she is contemplating an attempt at a relationship.

Second, the male ego.  Men group women into two categories, those that want him and those that don’t know about him.  When a woman starts to interrogate him by the ice machine, it is only natural for the man to assume she is making her move from the second group to the first.

OK  Welshy, this is my take on the situation.  One of the effects of training is an increased libido.  This encounter simply means your training is paying off.  You have been working hard and you are feeling the effects.  Soon, you’ll be drooling over women you would never have looked twice at before.  When your older, pointy-hair, male boss starts avoiding you, then you’re ready for Ironman.

Don’t worry about that Cherry 7up drinking, “I work overtime”, big bottom, bagel eater.  Hold out for a nice, beer drinking, burrito eating, libido enhanced BT girl.  They already know how wonderful you are.

I take back my previous advice to go out with her. I think Gatsby knows what she is talking about.
Really, how can slut ice machine chick keep up with you anyway? I wouldn't want to date someone who doesn't tri or at least run, and who won't understand why you talk to your bike. 

Point taken, but I think Welshy should still squeeze that toushy, she wants him!!!!

Thanks goodness. I was starting to lose my religion.

No, I want to hear whos the BABY DADDY!!

So, there was this race. Comet finished with a beer, of course, which let to 3 and 4 and..., of course...

Welshy, speak up.  You are about to get punk'd on your own thread

Get in line my friend!  And believe me....it is a LONG line!

One lead to another and her beer goggles were on and in complete control.  She then noticed the old man sitting next to her.  He wanted to do body shots and of course she complied because the beer goggles made her think that he was a hot tri guy.  When he said he owned a red Buick, she thgought he said he owned a red Cervelo.  So....

I am going to soo hurt if the old guy turns out to be me!  Wait, what am I saying....no I am not...we are talking body shots!!!

Is this an insult or compliment? I'll take compliment. Misscullen, where did your humor go? was it lost when the confessions thread was deleted?

3558-she doesnt like burritos, burrittoes, or drinks. I think you need to give up on her. What will you have in common?

The burrito is what tore us apart.  She still has humor, but didn't think my burri-toe was funny.

Lets get back the soap and out of South park...

She quickly realized her mistake when she got in the car and smelled the "old man" smell. She bolted out of there, like she does in t2, and back into the bar to find a real tri guy. She fell into the arms of...

You forgot HOT both TriComet and Runnergirl28 are HOT HOT HOT

i think he's waiting back in the bar with a few dollar bills.  folded in half... lengthwise.  hahahahah.

Now I'm actually blushing. And we established this already when I won the first Hottie of the Month in June.

OK, back to the story....

...she must have fallen into the arms of welshy right? since she ended up on some island, as the director of a tri and co-owner of the bike shop? Or is there some big love triangle/octagon thing going on with 3558 and any other BT'ers?

Oh wait....runnergirl is pregnant with 3558's baby! They announced it on their last visit!