TAN #180 Degrees (Turn Around, Every Now and Then)

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Teejaay - 2012-08-27 10:21 AM

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Big Appa - 2012-08-27 6:16 AM I think T-Rex was so mad because with his little short arms he wasn't able to masturbate.

Or do push ups ... so missionary is out too. Poor T-Rex!

Yeah, but he was the baddest dude around, so he needed neither of these things!

Doesn't matter how bad you are, not being able to please yourself is sad business.

And the reason they are now extinct! True fact.

I read that on the innerwebz so it must be true.

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tcarlson78 - 2012-08-27 9:23 AM

Big Appa - 2012-08-27 9:16 AM I think T-Rex was so mad because with his little short arms he wasn't able to masturbate.

Dispite his giving nature triceritops was never asked to perform orally

Rumor is he was the king of pleasing four she-ceritops at once, though.

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mr2tony - 2012-08-27 10:25 AM

tcarlson78 - 2012-08-27 9:23 AM

Big Appa - 2012-08-27 9:16 AM I think T-Rex was so mad because with his little short arms he wasn't able to masturbate.

Dispite his giving nature triceritops was never asked to perform orally

Rumor is he was the king of pleasing four she-ceritops at once, though.

And that poor brontosaurus was only good for giving kids a view of the screen at the drive-in

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TANTANTAN!

Boring date Friday night and I have an ice pack on my shin this morning.
And still dog-sitting the weeeenerdog in a diaper.

This is my life.

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Teejaay - 2012-08-27 9:35 AM

mr2tony - 2012-08-27 7:25 AM

tcarlson78 - 2012-08-27 9:23 AM

Big Appa - 2012-08-27 9:16 AM I think T-Rex was so mad because with his little short arms he wasn't able to masturbate.

Dispite his giving nature triceritops was never asked to perform orally

Rumor is he was the king of pleasing four she-ceritops at once, though.

P-terry-dactyl was always willing ... but her claws and beak made t-rex nervous.

Not to mention those wings.

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Sat I was at a house party were all the girls got way too drunk and started getting lame so we closed our self’s inside the garage. The womens proceeded to beat the doors and yell so now I know how the beginning stages of the zombie apocalypse will feel. And of course my buddy has a huge arsenal of firearms in his house but with us stuck in the garage we had to look around to see if it was a true zombie uprising what did we have to defend our self’s. There was 1 sword, 1 15" helicopter, 3 shovels, and a wooden walking stick. There were 7 guys so I wonder how the dealing out of weapons would have happened.

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Teejaay - 2012-08-27 10:41 AM

lisac957 - 2012-08-27 7:38 AM

TANTANTAN!

Boring date Friday night and I have an ice pack on my shin this morning.
And still dog-sitting the weeeenerdog in a diaper.

This is my life.

That made me laugh.

I had no dates. Spent all day Saturday with a heating pad on my back watching Netflix and making origami cranes. I cleaned up a lot of cat puke, shamed my cats on the internet and went to bed.

See what you have to look forward too when you're old!!

That's a full day for those of us over half a century old though. Congratulations!

I went clamming, changed oil in the car, napped and went for sushi on Saturday.

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Big Appa - 2012-08-27 9:52 AM

Sat I was at a house party were all the girls got way too drunk and started getting lame so we closed our self’s inside the garage. The womens proceeded to beat the doors and yell so now I know how the beginning stages of the zombie apocalypse will feel. And of course my buddy has a huge arsenal of firearms in his house but with us stuck in the garage we had to look around to see if it was a true zombie uprising what did we have to defend our self’s. There was 1 sword, 1 15" helicopter, 3 shovels, and a wooden walking stick. There were 7 guys so I wonder how the dealing out of weapons would have happened.

Most guys would be trying to figure out how to bang the drunk girls.....but y'all lock yourself in a garage with other dude trying to figure out what you would do to kill them.

Explain to me again why you're not getting laid.....

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bradleyd3 - 2012-08-27 7:58 AM

Big Appa - 2012-08-27 9:52 AM

Sat I was at a house party were all the girls got way too drunk and started getting lame so we closed our self’s inside the garage. The womens proceeded to beat the doors and yell so now I know how the beginning stages of the zombie apocalypse will feel. And of course my buddy has a huge arsenal of firearms in his house but with us stuck in the garage we had to look around to see if it was a true zombie uprising what did we have to defend our self’s. There was 1 sword, 1 15" helicopter, 3 shovels, and a wooden walking stick. There were 7 guys so I wonder how the dealing out of weapons would have happened.

Most guys would be trying to figure out how to bang the drunk girls.....but y'all lock yourself in a garage with other dude trying to figure out what you would do to kill them. Explain to me again why you're not getting laid.....

It was all married couples and I was the only single guy. The married guys didn't want to deal with the drunk wife’s so they shut the door. I don't think me trying to take advantage of their drunk wife’s would have gone over that well.

Oh wait this is TAN so marriage rules don’t apply

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bradleyd3 - 2012-08-27 9:58 AM

Big Appa - 2012-08-27 9:52 AM

Sat I was at a house party were all the girls got way too drunk and started getting lame so we closed our self’s inside the garage. The womens proceeded to beat the doors and yell so now I know how the beginning stages of the zombie apocalypse will feel. And of course my buddy has a huge arsenal of firearms in his house but with us stuck in the garage we had to look around to see if it was a true zombie uprising what did we have to defend our self’s. There was 1 sword, 1 15" helicopter, 3 shovels, and a wooden walking stick. There were 7 guys so I wonder how the dealing out of weapons would have happened.

Most guys would be trying to figure out how to bang the drunk girls.....but y'all lock yourself in a garage with other dude trying to figure out what you would do to kill them.

Explain to me again why you're not getting laid.....

Post of the week.

And it's only 10am on a Monday.

Well done, Bradley.

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mr2tony - 2012-08-27 11:01 AM

bradleyd3 - 2012-08-27 9:58 AM

Big Appa - 2012-08-27 9:52 AM

Sat I was at a house party were all the girls got way too drunk and started getting lame so we closed our self’s inside the garage. The womens proceeded to beat the doors and yell so now I know how the beginning stages of the zombie apocalypse will feel. And of course my buddy has a huge arsenal of firearms in his house but with us stuck in the garage we had to look around to see if it was a true zombie uprising what did we have to defend our self’s. There was 1 sword, 1 15" helicopter, 3 shovels, and a wooden walking stick. There were 7 guys so I wonder how the dealing out of weapons would have happened.

Most guys would be trying to figure out how to bang the drunk girls.....but y'all lock yourself in a garage with other dude trying to figure out what you would do to kill them.

Explain to me again why you're not getting laid.....

Post of the week.

And it's only 10am on a Monday.

Well done, Bradley.

Bradley: The Playstation 3 was in the garage! What do you expect?

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pitt83 - 2012-08-27 8:03 AM

mr2tony - 2012-08-27 11:01 AM

bradleyd3 - 2012-08-27 9:58 AM

Big Appa - 2012-08-27 9:52 AM

Sat I was at a house party were all the girls got way too drunk and started getting lame so we closed our self’s inside the garage. The womens proceeded to beat the doors and yell so now I know how the beginning stages of the zombie apocalypse will feel. And of course my buddy has a huge arsenal of firearms in his house but with us stuck in the garage we had to look around to see if it was a true zombie uprising what did we have to defend our self’s. There was 1 sword, 1 15" helicopter, 3 shovels, and a wooden walking stick. There were 7 guys so I wonder how the dealing out of weapons would have happened.

Most guys would be trying to figure out how to bang the drunk girls.....but y'all lock yourself in a garage with other dude trying to figure out what you would do to kill them. Explain to me again why you're not getting laid.....

Post of the week. And it's only 10am on a Monday. Well done, Bradley.

Bradley: The Playstation 3 was in the garage! What do you expect?

No.. but the beer was.

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