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 2008-07-31 3:51 PM in reply to: #1569399 |
 Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about NothingDude, I'm getting old. It was 9:30 last night and some skanky teens were lighting off fire crackers in the cul de sac and I almost went outside and threatened to call the cops on them if they didn't quiet down. Plus, I didn't want any freakin' bottle rockets hitting my car. |
| 2008-07-31 3:53 PM in reply to: #1574084 |
Slower Than You  9566     Cracklantaburbs | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing wurkit_gurl - 2008-07-31 4:51 PM Dude, I'm getting old. It was 9:30 last night and some skanky teens were lighting off fire crackers in the cul de sac and I almost went outside and threatened to call the cops on them if they didn't quiet down. Plus, I didn't want any freakin' bottle rockets hitting my car. You should invest in a paintball gun. |
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| 2008-07-31 3:54 PM in reply to: #1574084 |
Pro 4456 Eureka, Ca | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing wurkit_gurl - 2008-07-31 1:51 PM Dude, I'm getting old. It was 9:30 last night and some skanky teens were lighting off fire crackers in the cul de sac and I almost went outside and threatened to call the cops on them if they didn't quiet down. Plus, I didn't want any freakin' bottle rockets hitting my car. too funny.. wait till you get like me... we live on a main street with on the street parking... we also have a driveway... well morons from some of the business around us sometime park in front of our driveway blocking it... its clearly marked red zone and people still park there.. many a times i've jumped out of my car in the middle of the street yelling at people to move their damn cars... i get scary sometimes... |
| 2008-07-31 3:55 PM in reply to: #1574094 |
| Slower Than You 9566 Cracklantaburbs | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing grdavison - 2008-07-31 4:54 PM too funny.. wait till you get like me... we live on a main street with on the street parking... we also have a driveway... well morons from some of the business around us sometime park in front of our driveway blocking it... its clearly marked red zone and people still park there.. many a times i've jumped out of my car in the middle of the street yelling at people to move their damn cars... i get scary sometimes... You should invest in one of those collapsible police batons. You could TOTAL a car with one of those things. Too bad their probably illegal for citizen possession in Kalifornia... Edited by bcart1991 2008-07-31 3:56 PM |
| 2008-07-31 3:56 PM in reply to: #1574090 |
Expert 3974 MA | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing Rynamite - 2008-07-31 4:53 PM You've officially turned into the "Stupid old b*tch down the street" Not quite yet. She's probably more like the "old chick that isn't any fun but I'd still do her" to them. |
| 2008-07-31 3:57 PM in reply to: #1574084 |
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| Pro 4456 Eureka, Ca | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing bcart1991 - 2008-07-31 1:55 PM grdavison - 2008-07-31 4:54 PM You should invest in one of those collapsible police batons. You could TOTAL a car with one of those things. Too bad their probably illegal for citizen possession in Kalifornia...too funny.. wait till you get like me... we live on a main street with on the street parking... we also have a driveway... well morons from some of the business around us sometime park in front of our driveway blocking it... its clearly marked red zone and people still park there.. many a times i've jumped out of my car in the middle of the street yelling at people to move their damn cars... i get scary sometimes... i just yell and look like a psychopath... that usually works.. |
| 2008-07-31 3:57 PM in reply to: #1574094 |
| Expert 3974 MA | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing grdavison - 2008-07-31 4:54 PM its clearly marked red zone and people still park there.. many a times i've jumped out of my car in the middle of the street yelling at people to move their damn cars... i get scary sometimes... Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading. Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading. Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone again. There's just no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion. |
| 2008-07-31 3:58 PM in reply to: #1574100 |
| Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing chadtower - 2008-07-31 3:56 PM Rynamite - 2008-07-31 4:53 PM You've officially turned into the "Stupid old b*tch down the street" Not quite yet. She's probably more like the "old chick that isn't any fun but I'd still do her" to them. Or, you know, maybe not.  |
| 2008-07-31 3:58 PM in reply to: #1574109 |
| Slower Than You 9566 Cracklantaburbs | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing |
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| 2008-07-31 3:59 PM in reply to: #1574111 |
| Expert 3324 central Iowa | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing chadtower - 2008-07-31 3:57 PM grdavison - 2008-07-31 4:54 PM its clearly marked red zone and people still park there.. many a times i've jumped out of my car in the middle of the street yelling at people to move their damn cars... i get scary sometimes... Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading. Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading. Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone again. There's just no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Airplane. |
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| Pro 4456 Eureka, Ca | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing chadtower - 2008-07-31 1:57 PM grdavison - 2008-07-31 4:54 PM its clearly marked red zone and people still park there.. many a times i've jumped out of my car in the middle of the street yelling at people to move their damn cars... i get scary sometimes... Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading. Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading. Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone again. There's just no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
great flashback... |
| 2008-07-31 3:59 PM in reply to: #1574116 |
| Expert 3974 MA | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing Spokes - 2008-07-31 4:58 PM I dated a 29 year old with a centerfold's body. Well duh, you couldn't get a 29 year old with your own body. Ba doom boom *ching*. |
| 2008-07-31 4:00 PM in reply to: #1574120 |
| Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing chadtower - 2008-07-31 3:59 PM Spokes - 2008-07-31 4:58 PM I dated a 29 year old with a centerfold's body. Well duh, you couldn't get a 29 year old with your own body. Ba doom boom *ching*. Well played, sir. |
| 2008-07-31 4:01 PM in reply to: #1574118 |
| Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing Spokes - 2008-07-31 4:59 PM Seriously.mr2tony - 2008-07-31 1:58 PM chadtower - 2008-07-31 3:56 PM Or, you know, maybe not. Rynamite - 2008-07-31 4:53 PM You've officially turned into the "Stupid old b*tch down the street" Not quite yet. She's probably more like the "old chick that isn't any fun but I'd still do her" to them.
If you weren't married Goggs, let's face it - you'd do the crack of dawn.
For the record, I didn't actually say anything to them. But I wanted to; luckily, they stopped. I'm 27, yes. Will be 28 in January. |
| 2008-07-31 4:01 PM in reply to: #1574120 |
| Champion 15211 Southern Chicago Suburbs, IL | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing chadtower - 2008-07-31 3:59 PM Spokes - 2008-07-31 4:58 PM I dated a 29 year old with a centerfold's body. Well duh, you couldn't get a 29 year old with your own body. Ba doom boom *ching*.So how was the fishing? |
| 2008-07-31 4:02 PM in reply to: #1574116 |
| Pro 4456 Eureka, Ca | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing Spokes - 2008-07-31 1:58 PM chadtower - 2008-07-31 1:56 PM Rynamite - 2008-07-31 4:53 PM You've officially turned into the "Stupid old b*tch down the street" Not quite yet. She's probably more like the "old chick that isn't any fun but I'd still do her" to them.
She's what, 28? Or 27? Let's see, applying TriToy's Rule of Dating Acceptable Date age = Your Age/2 +7 46/2 + 7 = 30 Well, she's ALMOST 30. I dated a 29 year old with a centerfold's body. She was FUN. when i was 31 i dated an 18yo... started dating her 3 months after she graduated high school... ended up dating her off and on for almost 4 years... did i mention she was my kids camp counselor..... doh... dated another girl that was 22 and i was 36... |
| 2008-07-31 4:02 PM in reply to: #1574116 |
| Expert 3324 central Iowa | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing Spokes - 2008-07-31 3:58 PM chadtower - 2008-07-31 1:56 PM Rynamite - 2008-07-31 4:53 PM You've officially turned into the "Stupid old b*tch down the street" Not quite yet. She's probably more like the "old chick that isn't any fun but I'd still do her" to them.
She's what, 28? Or 27? Let's see, applying TriToy's Rule of Dating Acceptable Date age = Your Age/2 +7 46/2 + 7 = 30 Well, she's ALMOST 30. I dated a 29 year old with a centerfold's body. She was FUN. Huh, that actually works out quite well (for the ladies it's 2*(x-7) = y, where x is the woman's age, and y is the man's age). Very nice. |
| 2008-07-31 4:03 PM in reply to: #1574132 |
| Pro 4456 Eureka, Ca | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing cami bee - 2008-07-31 2:02 PM Huh, that actually works out quite well (for the ladies it's 2*(x-7) = y, where x is the woman's age, and y is the man's age). Very nice. GEEEKKKKKKK |
| 2008-07-31 4:04 PM in reply to: #1574118 |
| Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing Spokes - 2008-07-31 3:59 PM mr2tony - 2008-07-31 1:58 PM chadtower - 2008-07-31 3:56 PM Or, you know, maybe not. Rynamite - 2008-07-31 4:53 PM You've officially turned into the "Stupid old b*tch down the street" Not quite yet. She's probably more like the "old chick that isn't any fun but I'd still do her" to them.
If you weren't married Goggs, let's face it - you'd do the crack of dawn. Puh-LEAASE!!! I have high standards. Very high standards, in fact. |
| 2008-07-31 4:05 PM in reply to: #1574136 |
| Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing mr2tony - 2008-07-31 5:04 PM Spokes - 2008-07-31 3:59 PM Puh-LEAASE!!! I have high standards. Very high standards, in fact. mr2tony - 2008-07-31 1:58 PM chadtower - 2008-07-31 3:56 PM Or, you know, maybe not. Rynamite - 2008-07-31 4:53 PM You've officially turned into the "Stupid old b*tch down the street" Not quite yet. She's probably more like the "old chick that isn't any fun but I'd still do her" to them.
If you weren't married Goggs, let's face it - you'd do the crack of dawn. I dunno - you seem kinda desperate |
| 2008-07-31 4:05 PM in reply to: #1574135 |
| Expert 3324 central Iowa | Subject: RE: CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing grdavison - 2008-07-31 4:03 PM cami bee - 2008-07-31 2:02 PM Huh, that actually works out quite well (for the ladies it's 2*(x-7) = y, where x is the woman's age, and y is the man's age). Very nice. GEEEKKKKKKK two words: camp counselor. (I could make a joke here, but I won't be responsible for the TAN yankage). |
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