TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness! (Page 52)
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Expert ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() pitt83 - 2012-11-30 9:34 AM Waitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing. Did you tell her that you're old, and it's going to take more than a drink to get you off? |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() pitt83 - 2012-11-30 9:34 AM Waitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing. Well?? Did it work? |
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![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing. Ha! I don't get it... Can someone please explain? |
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![]() | ![]() Oh man, I've got 2 hours in the Minneapolis airport. What am I gonna do for 2 hours? I hate traveling anymore... |
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![]() | ![]() Oh man, I've got 2 hours in the Minneapolis airport. What am I gonna do for 2 hours? I hate traveling anymore... But at least I'm on top... |
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![]() | ![]() You guys are cracking me up this morning.. 2nd morning workout in a row this week. I think I saw a pig fly on my way to the gym. |
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Pro![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing. Ha! I don't get it... Can someone please explain? A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See? |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See? Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing. Ha! I don't get it... Can someone please explain? you people. pittsburgH
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Pro![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() mehaner - 2012-11-30 9:58 AM bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See? Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing. Ha! I don't get it... Can someone please explain? you people. pittsburgH
My bad. And what I meant to say was "eff you....I'll spell it how I wanna spell it, you no talent a$$ clown". ![]() See? |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:56 AM Oh man, I've got 2 hours in the Minneapolis airport. What am I gonna do for 2 hours? I hate traveling anymore... But at least I'm on top... Walk up to random people and say things like `I just flew in from Boston and boy are my arms tired.' And then walk away. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:00 AM bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 8:59 AM Bewbs. Calm down. mehaner - 2012-11-30 9:58 AM My bad.And what I meant to say was "eff you....I'll spell it how I wanna spell it, you no talent a$$ clown". bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See? Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing. Ha! I don't get it... Can someone please explain?
you people. pittsburgH
![]() A$$ clown.....strange Edited by NRG42 2012-11-30 10:08 AM |
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![]() | ![]() mehaner - 2012-11-30 10:58 AM bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See? Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing. Ha! I don't get it... Can someone please explain? you people. pittsburgH
I vote we start dropping the silent letters from words. No more h in Pittsburg, no more s in illinoi... |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 10:08 AM mehaner - 2012-11-30 10:58 AM bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See? Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing. Ha! I don't get it... Can someone please explain? you people. pittsburgH
I vote we start dropping the silent letters from words. No more h in Pittsburg, no more s in illinoi... No more `a' in Louisiana. Actually it's pronounced LOOZIAN. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:10 AM GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:08 AM I live in Tuson. mehaner - 2012-11-30 10:58 AM bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See? Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing. Ha! I don't get it... Can someone please explain? you people. pittsburgH
I vote we start dropping the silent letters from words. No more h in Pittsburg, no more s in illinoi... Two-Sahn. Which, according to American Dad, isn't necessary. |
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Expert![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-11-30 9:10 AM GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:08 AM I live in Tuson. mehaner - 2012-11-30 10:58 AM bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See? Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing. Ha! I don't get it... Can someone please explain? you people. pittsburgH
I vote we start dropping the silent letters from words. No more h in Pittsburg, no more s in illinoi... I will be staying in Tuson on the 15th of next month. ![]() |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:27 AM mr2tony - 2012-11-30 9:12 AM Tuson, Arizona ....unnecessary!!! (That made me chortle when I saw it) Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:10 AM Two-Sahn. Which, according to American Dad, isn't necessary. GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:08 AM I live in Tuson. mehaner - 2012-11-30 10:58 AM bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See? Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing. Ha! I don't get it... Can someone please explain? you people. pittsburgH
I vote we start dropping the silent letters from words. No more h in Pittsburg, no more s in illinoi... It's funny cuz it's true. |
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Expert![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Teejaay - 2012-11-30 9:26 AM trmat79 - 2012-11-30 9:17 AM Pew pew pew pew! Teejaay - 2012-11-30 9:10 AM I will be staying in Tuson on the 15th of next month. GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:08 AM I live in Tuson. mehaner - 2012-11-30 10:58 AM bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See? Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing. Ha! I don't get it... Can someone please explain? you people. pittsburgH
I vote we start dropping the silent letters from words. No more h in Pittsburg, no more s in illinoi... ![]() yeah just for the night. Need to find a place (hotel) for the wife that is pet friendly... wait that doesn't sound right... haha Yeah Tucson is the first stop on our cross country move. |
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