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2012-11-30 9:36 AM
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pitt83 - 2012-11-30 9:34 AM Waitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing.

Did you tell her that you're old, and it's going to take more than a drink to get you off?  



2012-11-30 9:45 AM
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2012-11-30 9:49 AM
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pitt83 - 2012-11-30 9:34 AM Waitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing.

Well?? Did it work?

2012-11-30 9:53 AM
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Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM
pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing.
Ha!

I don't get it... Can someone please explain?

2012-11-30 9:56 AM
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Oh man, I've got 2 hours in the Minneapolis airport. What am I gonna do for 2 hours?

I hate traveling anymore...

2012-11-30 9:56 AM
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Oh man, I've got 2 hours in the Minneapolis airport. What am I gonna do for 2 hours?

I hate traveling anymore...

But at least I'm on top...

Edited by GomesBolt 2012-11-30 9:56 AM



2012-11-30 9:56 AM
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You guys are cracking me up this morning..

2nd morning workout in a row this week. I think I saw a pig fly on my way to the gym.

2012-11-30 9:57 AM
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GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM

Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM
pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing.
Ha!

I don't get it... Can someone please explain?



A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually.

For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg".

Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch".

See?

2012-11-30 9:58 AM
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bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM
Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM
pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing.
Ha!

I don't get it... Can someone please explain?

A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See?

you people.

pittsburgH

 

2012-11-30 9:59 AM
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mehaner - 2012-11-30 9:58 AM

bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM
Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM
pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing.
Ha!

I don't get it... Can someone please explain?

A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See?

you people.

pittsburgH

 



My bad.

And what I meant to say was "eff you....I'll spell it how I wanna spell it, you no talent a$$ clown".

See?

2012-11-30 9:59 AM
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2012-11-30 10:00 AM
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GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:56 AM

Oh man, I've got 2 hours in the Minneapolis airport. What am I gonna do for 2 hours?

I hate traveling anymore...

But at least I'm on top...



Walk up to random people and say things like `I just flew in from Boston and boy are my arms tired.' And then walk away.
2012-11-30 10:07 AM
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Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:00 AM
bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 8:59 AM
mehaner - 2012-11-30 9:58 AM
bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM
Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM
pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing.
Ha!

I don't get it... Can someone please explain?

A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See?

 

you people.

pittsburgH

 

My bad.And what I meant to say was "eff you....I'll spell it how I wanna spell it, you no talent a$$ clown". See?
Bewbs. Calm down.

A$$ clown.....strange



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2012-11-30 10:08 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #188: Festive Holiday TANkfulness!
mehaner - 2012-11-30 10:58 AM
bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM
Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM
pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing.
Ha!

I don't get it... Can someone please explain?

A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See?

you people.

pittsburgH

 

I vote we start dropping the silent letters from words. No more h in Pittsburg, no more s in illinoi...

2012-11-30 10:09 AM
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What if it wasn't freudian ?


2012-11-30 10:10 AM
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GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 10:08 AM

mehaner - 2012-11-30 10:58 AM
bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM
Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM
pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing.
Ha!

I don't get it... Can someone please explain?

A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See?

you people.

pittsburgH

 

I vote we start dropping the silent letters from words. No more h in Pittsburg, no more s in illinoi...



No more `a' in Louisiana.

Actually it's pronounced LOOZIAN.
2012-11-30 10:10 AM
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2012-11-30 10:12 AM
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Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:10 AM

GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:08 AM
mehaner - 2012-11-30 10:58 AM
bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM
Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM
pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing.
Ha!

I don't get it... Can someone please explain?

A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See?

you people.

pittsburgH

 

I vote we start dropping the silent letters from words. No more h in Pittsburg, no more s in illinoi...

I live in Tuson.


Two-Sahn.

Which, according to American Dad, isn't necessary.
2012-11-30 10:17 AM
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Teejaay - 2012-11-30 9:10 AM

GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:08 AM
mehaner - 2012-11-30 10:58 AM
bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM
Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM
pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing.
Ha!

I don't get it... Can someone please explain?

A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See?

you people.

pittsburgH

 

I vote we start dropping the silent letters from words. No more h in Pittsburg, no more s in illinoi...

I live in Tuson.


I will be staying in Tuson on the 15th of next month.
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Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:10 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:08 AM
mehaner - 2012-11-30 10:58 AM
bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM
Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM
pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing.
Ha!

I don't get it... Can someone please explain?

A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See?

you people.

pittsburgH

 

I vote we start dropping the silent letters from words. No more h in Pittsburg, no more s in illinoi...

I live in Tuson.
Two-Sahn. Which, according to American Dad, isn't necessary.
Tuson, Arizona ....unnecessary!!! (That made me chortle when I saw it)


It's funny cuz it's true.
2012-11-30 10:28 AM
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Teejaay - 2012-11-30 9:26 AM

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Teejaay - 2012-11-30 9:10 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:08 AM
mehaner - 2012-11-30 10:58 AM
bradleyd3 - 2012-11-30 10:57 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-11-30 9:53 AM
Teejaay - 2012-11-30 10:45 AM
pitt83 - 2012-11-30 8:34 AMWaitress Freudian slip: "Can I get you off with a drink to start?" We both busted out laughing.
Ha!

I don't get it... Can someone please explain?

A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean another....usually sexually. For example, I asked the big chested ticket counter lady for "two pickets to Tittsburg" instead of "two tickets to Pittsburg". Another example is we were at a friends house and he said to his wife "can you pass the butter" and what he really meant to say was "You've ruined my life you effing bee-otch". See?

you people.

pittsburgH

 

I vote we start dropping the silent letters from words. No more h in Pittsburg, no more s in illinoi...

I live in Tuson.
I will be staying in Tuson on the 15th of next month.
Pew pew pew pew!


yeah just for the night. Need to find a place (hotel) for the wife that is pet friendly... wait that doesn't sound right... haha Yeah Tucson is the first stop on our cross country move.
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