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2012-12-06 3:17 PM
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mr2tony - 2012-12-06 3:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

 

Well I am sure the market for the Elf on the Shelf is not a 35 yr old man!  

 

and he doesn't watch you sleep, once you go to bed, he flies to the North Pole!  get your facts straight!!!



Religious types will believe anything.

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mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

Why you guys are like the same size... wait you are kind of creepy so I see your point.



You're just jealous because you and Santa are the same size.

Fatty.
2012-12-06 3:18 PM
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mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:17 PM
Big Appa - 2012-12-06 3:13 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

Why you guys are like the same size... wait you are kind of creepy so I see your point.

You're just jealous because you and Santa are the same size. Fatty.

How do you know what size santa is? Are you cheating on me again?

2012-12-06 3:19 PM
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cgregg - 2012-12-06 4:08 PM The copy of 'Winkie' that I ordered just arrived.  I wonder if I can get away with reading it at work

Do it, Do it, Do it!!!! I am waiting for my book review from you!!!

2012-12-06 3:20 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-12-06 3:18 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:17 PM
Big Appa - 2012-12-06 3:13 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

Why you guys are like the same size... wait you are kind of creepy so I see your point.

You're just jealous because you and Santa are the same size. Fatty.

How do you know what size santa is? Are you cheating on me again?



Dude. I thought YOU were santa! Then I remember that santa isn't a dooshnozzle from SoCal.
2012-12-06 3:20 PM
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mr2tony - 2012-12-06 4:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

 

It's like a Christmas version of that creepy clown from Poltergeist.



2012-12-06 3:22 PM
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cgregg - 2012-12-06 3:20 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 4:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

 

It's like a Christmas version of that creepy clown from Poltergeist.



EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!
2012-12-06 3:22 PM
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mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:20 PM
Big Appa - 2012-12-06 3:18 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:17 PM
Big Appa - 2012-12-06 3:13 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

Why you guys are like the same size... wait you are kind of creepy so I see your point.

You're just jealous because you and Santa are the same size. Fatty.

How do you know what size santa is? Are you cheating on me again?

Dude. I thought YOU were santa! Then I remember that santa isn't a dooshnozzle from SoCal.

Good to know you are a chubby chaser and doing random old guys.

2012-12-06 3:23 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-12-06 3:22 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:20 PM
Big Appa - 2012-12-06 3:18 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:17 PM
Big Appa - 2012-12-06 3:13 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

Why you guys are like the same size... wait you are kind of creepy so I see your point.

You're just jealous because you and Santa are the same size. Fatty.

How do you know what size santa is? Are you cheating on me again?

Dude. I thought YOU were santa! Then I remember that santa isn't a dooshnozzle from SoCal.

Good to know you are a chubby chaser and doing random old guys.



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2012-12-06 3:23 PM
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just so you know, everyday going forward till Christmas, I will be posting my pictures of the Elf on the Shelf on FB!
2012-12-06 3:23 PM
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Why do all the guys in the wetsuit adds look constipated?



2012-12-06 3:23 PM
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mehaner - 2012-12-06 3:15 PM

Big Appa - 2012-12-06 4:13 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

Why you guys are like the same size... wait you are kind of creepy so I see your point.

roadhouse!



Dude. No `roadhouse' for me calling Cord a fatty?
2012-12-06 3:23 PM
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jford2309 - 2012-12-06 4:23 PM just so you know, everyday going forward till Christmas, I will be posting my pictures of the Elf on the Shelf on FB!

Awwww man really!?!?!?!?  Why you do this to me??

2012-12-06 3:25 PM
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trinnas - 2012-12-06 3:23 PM

jford2309 - 2012-12-06 4:23 PM just so you know, everyday going forward till Christmas, I will be posting my pictures of the Elf on the Shelf on FB!

Awwww man really!?!?!?!?  Why you do this to me??

 

sorry Kate, tis the spirit of the season

2012-12-06 3:27 PM
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jford2309 - 2012-12-06 4:25 PM
trinnas - 2012-12-06 3:23 PM

jford2309 - 2012-12-06 4:23 PM just so you know, everyday going forward till Christmas, I will be posting my pictures of the Elf on the Shelf on FB!

Awwww man really!?!?!?!?  Why you do this to me??

 

sorry Kate, tis the spirit of the season

**sigh OK bring on the cutsie pics.

2012-12-06 3:27 PM
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mr2tony - 2012-12-06 4:23 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-06 3:15 PM
Big Appa - 2012-12-06 4:13 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

Why you guys are like the same size... wait you are kind of creepy so I see your point.

roadhouse!

Dude. No `roadhouse' for me calling Cord a fatty?

We need a TAN lexicon FAQ.

What is 'roadhouse'?



2012-12-06 3:28 PM
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cgregg - 2012-12-06 3:27 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 4:23 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-06 3:15 PM
Big Appa - 2012-12-06 4:13 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

Why you guys are like the same size... wait you are kind of creepy so I see your point.

roadhouse!

Dude. No `roadhouse' for me calling Cord a fatty?

We need a TAN lexicon FAQ.

What is 'roadhouse'?



If you don't know, I ain't tellin ya.
2012-12-06 3:28 PM
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mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

You know, they have a tiny little knife and creep onto your bed and smile with their little razor sharp tooth grin and watch you while you sleep...

2012-12-06 3:29 PM
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cgregg - 2012-12-06 3:27 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-06 4:23 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-06 3:15 PM
Big Appa - 2012-12-06 4:13 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

Why you guys are like the same size... wait you are kind of creepy so I see your point.

roadhouse!

Dude. No `roadhouse' for me calling Cord a fatty?

We need a TAN lexicon FAQ.

What is 'roadhouse'?

FNG...

But seriously, I was just going to ask what the origins of the Roadhouse to denote a severe a-- whooping were.

2012-12-06 3:29 PM
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cgregg - 2012-12-06 1:27 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-06 4:23 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-06 3:15 PM
Big Appa - 2012-12-06 4:13 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

Why you guys are like the same size... wait you are kind of creepy so I see your point.

roadhouse!

Dude. No `roadhouse' for me calling Cord a fatty?

We need a TAN lexicon FAQ.

What is 'roadhouse'?

If you don't know what roadhouse is you need to leave TAN

2012-12-06 3:30 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-12-06 3:29 PM

cgregg - 2012-12-06 1:27 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-06 4:23 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-06 3:15 PM
Big Appa - 2012-12-06 4:13 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

Why you guys are like the same size... wait you are kind of creepy so I see your point.

roadhouse!

Dude. No `roadhouse' for me calling Cord a fatty?

We need a TAN lexicon FAQ.

What is 'roadhouse'?

If you don't know what roadhouse is you need to leave TAN



Roadhouse.


2012-12-06 3:31 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-12-06 4:29 PM
cgregg - 2012-12-06 3:27 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-06 4:23 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-06 3:15 PM
Big Appa - 2012-12-06 4:13 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

Why you guys are like the same size... wait you are kind of creepy so I see your point.

roadhouse!

Dude. No `roadhouse' for me calling Cord a fatty?

We need a TAN lexicon FAQ.

What is 'roadhouse'?

FNG...

But seriously, I was just going to ask what the origins of the Roadhouse to denote a severe a-- whooping were.

Even I have seen the movie!!!

Then again Patrick Swayze was HOT in that one.

2012-12-06 3:32 PM
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trinnas - 2012-12-06 3:31 PM

GomesBolt - 2012-12-06 4:29 PM
cgregg - 2012-12-06 3:27 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-06 4:23 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-06 3:15 PM
Big Appa - 2012-12-06 4:13 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

Why you guys are like the same size... wait you are kind of creepy so I see your point.

roadhouse!

Dude. No `roadhouse' for me calling Cord a fatty?

We need a TAN lexicon FAQ.

What is 'roadhouse'?

FNG...

But seriously, I was just going to ask what the origins of the Roadhouse to denote a severe a-- whooping were.

Even I have seen the movie!!!

Then again Patrick Swayze was HOT in that one.



But that's not the reason we say it here.
2012-12-06 3:32 PM
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Ah, the history of roadhouse goes beyond the movie...  At least for ME.

 

There was an episode of Family Guy where peter was kicking and breaking everything and then would say "Roadhouse"... 

So if you say something worth opening a keg of whooparse and deserving a boot to the head, you say roadhouse.

2012-12-06 3:33 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-12-06 4:29 PM
cgregg - 2012-12-06 3:27 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-06 4:23 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-06 3:15 PM
Big Appa - 2012-12-06 4:13 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-06 1:12 PM For some reason I'm personally more comfortable with an omnipresent Santa than a little elf that watches me sleep. I think the actual presence of the elf is what creeps me out.

Why you guys are like the same size... wait you are kind of creepy so I see your point.

roadhouse!

Dude. No `roadhouse' for me calling Cord a fatty?

We need a TAN lexicon FAQ.

What is 'roadhouse'?

FNG...

But seriously, I was just going to ask what the origins of the Roadhouse to denote a severe a-- whooping were.

Ah, there it is.... and I'm thinking that kind of whooping reference can ONLY be the movie RoadHouse.

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