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 2007-10-31 10:30 AM in reply to: #1031328 |
Champion  34263     Chicago |  Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here!Scout7 - 2007-10-31 10:15 AM lvthgme - 2007-10-31 11:12 AM but...man...how can they not smell that??? Skunk don't smell its own hole. True true. We had a guy in our flight who just wreaked all the time of BO. He never used deodorant until my NCOIC told ME to inform him of his problem. I simply walked up to him and said `Dude. You stink. Use this or you'll probably get in trouble.' and threw him some Speed Stick. He used it and the smell was considerably better after that, though he still smelled funky sometimes. Only after he started using odor-controlling insoles and deodorant and showering more often did the smell really subside. But really -- he had NO idea until we told him. |
| 2007-10-31 10:38 AM in reply to: #1019240 |
Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! OK for all the guys in the audience, and some of the girls, oh and especially for you, Ryan: Last night I had my abs class followed by my body pump class. I ran and really did some sprint work so I got there way early. Super mega hottie eight-pack abs with phenomenal bazooms was there setting up so, naturally, I took a spot a couple rows behind her and her super mega-hottie (has a prettier face I think but not quite as hot bodied) friend. Good times. Of course EVERY guy that comes in sets up behind these two girls even though about 70 percent of the class are hotties. Anyway I still had a very nice view of both of them. Life was good. So I'm going to get my hand weights and the trainer, a flaming homosexual who's cool as all getout says `Looks like you got a nice spot today. You should be directly behind them and not two rows back.' I said `I don't want it to be THAT obvious that I'm checking out their ashes!!!' He, of course, halfway through the class, walks up to eight-pack girl, whispers something in her ear, then points to me. Sure enough, she and her friend and the trainer all look at me and giggle. So the class gets done, they walk by a couple times as they're putting stuff away and giggle each time. I asked him what he said ... ``I told them everytime you bend over that guy two rows back is checking out your a$$es. They said they didn't mind.'' SO the lesson is, if you make it known, apparently women don't mind that you check them out, just don't try to do it on the sly. Or maybe it's if you have a gay trainer on your side that women love then you can do no wrong!!! Either way, I'm OK with it! |
| 2007-10-31 10:40 AM in reply to: #1031316 |
TinkerBeth 23096 Liverpool, New York | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! lvthgme - 2007-10-31 10:12 AM TheSchwamm - 2007-10-31 10:09 AM WWTAND? i occasionally get motion sickness, and one potential trigger is strong smells. i commute via bus. What is the appropriate course of action when a man who smells as if he dumped a bottle of Listerine over his head sits down next to me on a crowded bus? Can i just say, "Excuse me?" and move to another part of the bus? Do i just throw up on his lap? i mean, i don't really want to offend anyone, but... tis a difficult situation...I have a similar one regularly in spin. And then today a VERY nice lady was near me on the elliptical and she was overly perfumed...it's tough b/c you don't want to SAY anything but...man...how can they not smell that??? Who's the one in spin? Do I know him/her? |
| 2007-10-31 10:42 AM in reply to: #1031314 |
TinkerBeth 23096 Liverpool, New York | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! Scout7 - 2007-10-31 10:11 AM I think either is acceptable. You could just sit there, hold your nose with one hand, make a face and wave the other hand in the air at him. If you're wearing a turtleneck you could always pull it up over your nose - Hahaha I'd move - |
 2007-10-31 10:43 AM in reply to: #1019240 |
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| 2007-10-31 10:46 AM in reply to: #1031376 |
| Champion 9430 No excuses! | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! mr2tony - 2007-10-31 11:38 AM OK for all the guys in the audience, and some of the girls, oh and especially for you, Ryan: Last night I had my abs class followed by my body pump class. I ran and really did some sprint work so I got there way early. Super mega hottie eight-pack abs with phenomenal bazooms was there setting up so, naturally, I took a spot a couple rows behind her and her super mega-hottie (has a prettier face I think but not quite as hot bodied) friend. Good times. Of course EVERY guy that comes in sets up behind these two girls even though about 70 percent of the class are hotties. Anyway I still had a very nice view of both of them. Life was good. So I'm going to get my hand weights and the trainer, a flaming homosexual who's cool as all getout says `Looks like you got a nice spot today. You should be directly behind them and not two rows back.' I said `I don't want it to be THAT obvious that I'm checking out their ashes!!!' He, of course, halfway through the class, walks up to eight-pack girl, whispers something in her ear, then points to me. Sure enough, she and her friend and the trainer all look at me and giggle. So the class gets done, they walk by a couple times as they're putting stuff away and giggle each time. I asked him what he said ... ``I told them everytime you bend over that guy two rows back is checking out your a$$es. They said they didn't mind.'' SO the lesson is, if you make it known, apparently women don't mind that you check them out, just don't try to do it on the sly. Or maybe it's if you have a gay trainer on your side that women love then you can do no wrong!!! Either way, I'm OK with it! Very disturbing being sold out by another... well... dude But it sounds like it turned out ok, you never know. I have seen movies with great "plots" that have scenes that start out this way |
| 2007-10-31 10:48 AM in reply to: #1031376 |
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| 2007-10-31 10:55 AM in reply to: #1031400 |
| Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! Rynamite - 2007-10-31 10:48 AM Nice. I say if girls are dressed a way to be looked at, they want to be looked at. For example, if they're wearing a low cut shirt... I look them in the eye, then blatently look at their chest, and then back at their eyes. They seem to like it. Yeah they were both wearing super-tight workout pants and little shirts that were VERY revealing considering they were both well endowed, shall we say. |
| 2007-10-31 11:21 AM in reply to: #1031408 |
Pro 4545 Orange Park Florida | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! mr2tony - 2007-10-31 11:55 AM Yeah they were both wearing super-tight workout pants and little shirts that were VERY revealing considering they were both well endowed, shall we say. Just sayin..... (worthless.gif) Attachments ---------------- worthless.gif (41KB - 4 downloads) |
| 2007-10-31 11:28 AM in reply to: #1031445 |
| TinkerBeth 23096 Liverpool, New York | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! Mike 45 - 2007-10-31 11:21 AM mr2tony - 2007-10-31 11:55 AM Yeah they were both wearing super-tight workout pants and little shirts that were VERY revealing considering they were both well endowed, shall we say. Just sayin..... hey, that looks really familiar |
| 2007-10-31 11:29 AM in reply to: #1031467 |
| Pro 4545 Orange Park Florida | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! lastcall2003 - 2007-10-31 12:28 PM hey, that looks really familiar It has been around....I....um....borrowed it from somebody... |
| 2007-10-31 11:34 AM in reply to: #1031445 |
| TinkerBeth 23096 Liverpool, New York | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! Mike 45 - 2007-10-31 11:21 AM mr2tony - 2007-10-31 11:55 AM Yeah they were both wearing super-tight workout pants and little shirts that were VERY revealing considering they were both well endowed, shall we say. Just sayin..... soooo, what you're really saying is the pics i posted weren't the 'right kind of pics'................ |
| 2007-10-31 11:36 AM in reply to: #1031482 |
| Pro 4545 Orange Park Florida | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! lastcall2003 - 2007-10-31 12:34 PM soooo, what you're really saying is the pics i posted weren't the 'right kind of pics'................ I am reserving judement until I see said pictures.....where should I look?? |
| 2007-10-31 11:37 AM in reply to: #1031487 |
| TinkerBeth 23096 Liverpool, New York | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! Mike 45 - 2007-10-31 11:36 AM lastcall2003 - 2007-10-31 12:34 PM soooo, what you're really saying is the pics i posted weren't the 'right kind of pics'................ I am reserving judement until I see said pictures.....where should I look?? they're toward the middle of page 42 |
| 2007-10-31 11:38 AM in reply to: #1031445 |
| Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! Mike 45 - 2007-10-31 11:21 AM mr2tony - 2007-10-31 11:55 AM Yeah they were both wearing super-tight workout pants and little shirts that were VERY revealing considering they were both well endowed, shall we say. Just sayin..... Funny you say that. I was thinking ... `Hmm, I should take photos saying I'm getting some promotional advertising shots for the gym.' But then I realized how creepy that would make me. Oh and they seemed to be OK knowing I was checking out their cans the whole class. And it made class go faster for me, so bonus. |
| 2007-10-31 11:38 AM in reply to: #1019240 |
| Champion 9430 No excuses! | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! yeah sorry definately wrong kind of pics  |
| 2007-10-31 11:40 AM in reply to: #1031491 |
| Pro 4545 Orange Park Florida | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! *snerk* The Gorilla pics would only do it for me if I knew (or suspected) that I would REALLy like what (who) was underneath(inside) the suit. If it was you....I could make it work...if it was Ryan or Tony, not so much working for me... |
| 2007-10-31 11:42 AM in reply to: #1031495 |
| Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! Shermbelle - 2007-10-31 11:38 AM yeah sorry definately wrong kind of pics +1. They are funny, though. |
| 2007-10-31 11:43 AM in reply to: #1031499 |
| Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! Mike 45 - 2007-10-31 11:40 AM *snerk* The Gorilla pics would only do it for me if I knew (or suspected) that I would REALLy like what (who) was underneath(inside) the suit. If it was you....I could make it work...if it was Ryan or Tony, not so much working for me... Are you a `furry'??? Sicko.  |
| 2007-10-31 11:44 AM in reply to: #1031348 |
| Master 2051 Portland, OR | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! Rynamite - 2007-10-31 8:27 AM Why do I put off 5 or 6 hours of work for an entire month... and then do it all on the last day?
It works, oh well.
OMG Ryan, I'm doing the same effin' thing!! Scrambling like a mad women to make this month's numbers look good.
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| 2007-10-31 11:47 AM in reply to: #1031319 |
| Champion 23360 Taser-World | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! Mike 45 - 2007-10-31 11:12 AM TheSchwamm - 2007-10-31 11:09 AM WWTAND? i occasionally get motion sickness, and one potential trigger is strong smells. i commute via bus. What is the appropriate course of action when a man who smells as if he dumped a bottle of Listerine over his head sits down next to me on a crowded bus? Can i just say, "Excuse me?" and move to another part of the bus? Do i just throw up on his lap? i mean, i don't really want to offend anyone, but... Puke first....then move...DuH! If you puke first, I'll bet you won't have to move. In fact, you'll probably have that whole section of the bus to yourself. |
| 2007-10-31 11:54 AM in reply to: #1031523 |
| Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! D001 - 2007-10-31 11:47 AM Mike 45 - 2007-10-31 11:12 AM TheSchwamm - 2007-10-31 11:09 AM WWTAND? i occasionally get motion sickness, and one potential trigger is strong smells. i commute via bus. What is the appropriate course of action when a man who smells as if he dumped a bottle of Listerine over his head sits down next to me on a crowded bus? Can i just say, "Excuse me?" and move to another part of the bus? Do i just throw up on his lap? i mean, i don't really want to offend anyone, but... Puke first....then move...DuH! If you puke first, I'll bet you won't have to move. In fact, you'll probably have that whole section of the bus to yourself. I like how you think. But then you have to smell your own vomit. And that may be worse. |
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| 2007-10-31 11:56 AM in reply to: #1031185 |
| Champion 23360 Taser-World | Subject: RE: TAN #11: Shamelessly Pad Your Post Count Here! lastcall2003 - 2007-10-31 10:01 AM mr2tony - 2007-10-31 8:47 AM ANYBODY dressed up today??? ummmm, yeah, i'm dressed like a really lame bowling pin I'm dressed like Elektra.  (Also, I'm selling some oceanfront property in Kansas. Would you like to buy it? It's really cheap.) Dee |
| 2007-10-31 12:00 PM in reply to: #1019240 |
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