CosmopoliTAN #37: Drinks and Worldly Conversation about Nothing (Page 57)

Yeah expect for all the angry mommies: "That's just have my little Katelynne Madissonne expresses herself. You're just bitter and angry that you don't have little bundles of joy of your own." Uh-huh. Right. Oh and people, turn off your crappy rap ringtones while you're at it. Thanks.

Probably not. You do realize alcohol is a depressant right? Who would you be going with?

Did I say to stop at the children? The good thing about firing squads is that you can make them to include any number of people. And there are proper places for free expression, the library isn't one of them.

Oh, I'm back up again. And I would probably be going by myself.

Excellent point. Met up with CG for ice cream (she was 15 min late). She wants to do a tri in about 3.5 weeks, talked about us "training together". I thought of you, then realized my leg wouldn't be heal in enough time to race it. Oh well, I guess I will be crying my eyes out over that one.

I thought we had agreed that you would watch a movie. I just don't know how I feel about you sitting in a bar by yourself just knocking back jack. Why don't you call that girl and I don't know, talk to her. You have two races in the next week and a half, I don't really think that a couple of drinks is the best decision. But that's just my opinion and you don't have to take it.

Send her down here, I'm looking for more semi-neurotic girls to join Dan's Lackluster Triathlon Training Camp ® Our workouts consist mostly of me looking on disapprovingly as the trainees binge drink and take vacations then complain about how they look fat in their tri-suits (as supplied by the camp). Do you think she'd be interested?

I'm woefully behind on Roman Mythology... Can you catch up on it and fill me in????

Thanks

Oh.. Add Shakespear and Poetrey to the list...

I did watch a movie. Or most of one, then I got bored and jumped back on TAN. I don't drink Jack anymore, and haven't touched hard liquor since Feb. The girl I would talk to is currently coaching a high school girl's softball game.

Probably if she were allowed to talk about the training habits and lives of people she doesn't really know. Seriously who does that after what 10th grade? I really don't care to know the race schedules, majors, and dating habits of the 50+ people in our club thanks. There are really more important things to discuss. Do I think that they sit around and ponder why it's so difficult for me to move a bike in the forward direction or concern themselves with the status of my dissertation - probably not.

I've never liked cherries (I don't really like cherry-flavored things either).  Can I get some whipped cream instead? 

1) I like new girl better already.

2) What kinds of hobbies (if any) did you have before triathlons?

Start at the beginning.. I think if I can get Mythology, Shakespear, Poety and Lit. down I can actually go on Jeopardy

I think everybody knows where I stand.....

Probably if she were allowed to talk about the training habits and lives of people she doesn't really know. There are 2 hours alloted for that daily.

Seriously who does that after what 10th grade? K, and several of her friends.

If she's hot and has absolutely no interest in dating me, but wants to hang out all the time, I can fax you over the sign-up forms.

It's hard to say (about dating you) as I don't know her type. We've never really discussed boys specifically, just their race schedules. You could fax over the forms, but there is no guarantee they would be returned in a timely manner.

2) What kinds of hobbies (if any) did you have before triathlons?

My previous hobbies include, but are not limited to (and listed in chronological order (but not really))

Heavy drinking

Motorcycling in a somewhat reckless manner

Shooting

Driving my car to no place in particular

Listening to obnoxious music at high volumes

Attempting to talk to girls, but having no luck <-----(Hasn't stopped due to tri-training) <--- still working on it

Playing video games

Watching the same movies over and over

The dating thing isn't really important. I could probably run her off even if I was her type.^a And the forms don't need to be returned in a timely manner, just as long as she doesn't train but expects to have a lot of fun on race day^b, and take me out of my training plan as often as possible.