TAN #174: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club TAN (Page 57)

trinnas - 2012-07-06 4:44 PM

TriAya - 2012-07-06 5:43 PM

trinnas - 2012-07-07 5:42 AM

Asalzwed - 2012-07-06 5:34 PM

ratherbeswimming - 2012-07-06 4:33 PM

Asalzwed - 2012-07-06 5:31 PM

TriAya - 2012-07-06 4:29 PM

Asalzwed - 2012-07-07 5:19 AM I can't bring myself to post in tri talk. 

You used to. I wish you would again. You're an outstanding athlete with several unique perspectives. Also, you know your shiznit.

I feel people (I realize I am making a huge generalization) don't want to hear the advice of simple solutions and hard work and consistency. They want expensive gadgets and really complicated stuff

But won't the 910xt automatically make me a better swimmer? (phone post - should be sarcastic font)

Yes, but only if you wear a burkini while you use it 

Oh well then never mind I am screwed again. I wil just go eat my hotdog now.

Share! Or hand over the hotdog and I'll ship you a burkini.

I have a better Idea. I will bring the hotdogs and we can ditch the burkinis.

How many hot dogs do I have to give you to get you to take your burkini off? 

Asalzwed - 2012-07-06 5:44 PM

TriAya - 2012-07-06 4:41 PM

Asalzwed - 2012-07-07 5:34 AM

ratherbeswimming - 2012-07-06 4:33 PM

Asalzwed - 2012-07-06 5:31 PM

TriAya - 2012-07-06 4:29 PM

Asalzwed - 2012-07-07 5:19 AM I can't bring myself to post in tri talk. 

You used to. I wish you would again. You're an outstanding athlete with several unique perspectives. Also, you know your shiznit.

I feel people (I realize I am making a huge generalization) don't want to hear the advice of simple solutions and hard work and consistency. They want expensive gadgets and really complicated stuff

But won't the 910xt automatically make me a better swimmer? (phone post - should be sarcastic font)

Yes, but only if you wear a burkini while you use it 

What would I know about the 910xt? I am a poor woman living in a poor country, who clearly doesn't know basic math. However, I refrain from being religiously offensive or incurring jellyfish bites.

Plus, you get to train with all that drag. No, no, not THAT kind of drag

Awwww that's too bad I always wanted to be fierce like a drag queen.

Why does the damned cat ALWAYS have to come up to me after she's eaten and rip a big belch in my face? It's disgusting! You'd think she was raised on a farm by wolves or something.

Oh. I see.

trinnas - 2012-07-06 2:46 PM

Asalzwed - 2012-07-06 5:44 PM

TriAya - 2012-07-06 4:41 PM

Asalzwed - 2012-07-07 5:34 AM

ratherbeswimming - 2012-07-06 4:33 PM

Asalzwed - 2012-07-06 5:31 PM

TriAya - 2012-07-06 4:29 PM

Asalzwed - 2012-07-07 5:19 AM I can't bring myself to post in tri talk. 

You used to. I wish you would again. You're an outstanding athlete with several unique perspectives. Also, you know your shiznit.

I feel people (I realize I am making a huge generalization) don't want to hear the advice of simple solutions and hard work and consistency. They want expensive gadgets and really complicated stuff

But won't the 910xt automatically make me a better swimmer? (phone post - should be sarcastic font)

Yes, but only if you wear a burkini while you use it 

What would I know about the 910xt? I am a poor woman living in a poor country, who clearly doesn't know basic math. However, I refrain from being religiously offensive or incurring jellyfish bites.

Plus, you get to train with all that drag. No, no, not THAT kind of drag

Awwww that's too bad I always wanted to be fierce like a drag queen.

Went to the drag queen bar/bowling ally the other night in old Vegas.  They were fierce...  One looked to be having a bad night thought.  a little too much "tude"...

I am so high on scopolamine I'm closing one eye to type.

Nobody, of course, noticed anything different.

Wicked stomach cramps ... great, now they're gone!!! however, I'm reeeaaally fuzzy and I can't see straight.

Nope, didn't notice a thing!

Oooooh truth serum how much fun we could have withyou.... Oh nevermind that is not really that different from normal...

I'm not normally really that weird, am I?

-asks the girl with the belching cat

Well, you should have your way with her anyway. See if it's any different. 

Wierd is a relative term. You are the one and only Yanti Doll and I don't think anyone would have it any different. Well maybe with a little mustard...

I keep trying but her squirrels don't work so good with Skype.

I have TV squirrels now!

TV squirrels are of no use in this situation.

you must all be on scopolamine...  I'm tapping out.

But I get two hotdogs with chili, chees, onions, relish and tomatoes.

Bye Bye Beautiful.

No it's just friday. Enjoy the chili dogs.

Wait a minute, did you say Tony and Monica had a wedding?  Where?  WTH!!!  Pictures?  Where??   Why was this such a big secret? 

Oops, did I do something wrong?

I have seen a ton of pics on Facebook in Chicago.

Hi TAN!  Yep, it's true, Tony's now Mr. Blueyedbikergirl. 

We got married on Friday and there are a bunch of pics that Whizzzz and a few other friends have put up on Facebook for us!