TAN #88: Winter Spray-on TAN (Page 61)

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 9:41 AM

Okay... I'd like to take this opportunity to defend myself with regards to the daiquiri consumption.  The night began with me, the fiance and another engaged couple eating crappy food and drinking crappy beer at a local bar.  After swilling the happy-hour-special pitcher, I switched to Guinness.  Mmmmm... Guinness.  Then in a ploy to try and get the two fiances naked, we retired to the Ollie Estate for some liquid panty remover, in the form of daiquiris, as was requested by the two ladies. 

As I'm sure any reasonable person can imagine, the nakedness never happened.  In fact the only a$$ I saw was my friend's, when he mooned everyone in a fit of drunken douche-baggery.  Now, if any man here (except maybe Preach) can tell me he has never had a girly-drink, with the hopes of seeing some bewbs, I'll forfeit my man card.  At least until Goggs mentions shaving his legs.

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 9:49 AM

Morning TAN.......

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 10:41 AM Okay... I'd like to take this opportunity to defend myself with regards to the daiquiri consumption.  The night began with me, the fiance and another engaged couple eating crappy food and drinking crappy beer at a local bar.  After swilling the happy-hour-special pitcher, I switched to Guinness.  Mmmmm... Guinness.  Then in a ploy to try and get the two fiances naked, we retired to the Ollie Estate for some liquid panty remover, in the form of daiquiris, as was requested by the two ladies. 

As I'm sure any reasonable person can imagine, the nakedness never happened.  In fact the only a$$ I saw was my friend's, when he mooned everyone in a fit of drunken douche-baggery.  Now, if any man here (except maybe Preach) can tell me he has never had a girly-drink, with the hopes of seeing some bewbs, I'll forfeit my man card.  At least until Goggs mentions shaving his legs.

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 9:41 AM Okay... I'd like to take this opportunity to defend myself with regards to the daiquiri consumption.  The night began with me, the fiance and another engaged couple eating crappy food and drinking crappy beer at a local bar.  After swilling the happy-hour-special pitcher, I switched to Guinness.  Mmmmm... Guinness.  Then in a ploy to try and get the two fiances naked, we retired to the Ollie Estate for some liquid panty remover, in the form of daiquiris, as was requested by the two ladies. 

As I'm sure any reasonable person can imagine, the nakedness never happened.  In fact the only a$$ I saw was my friend's, when he mooned everyone in a fit of drunken douche-baggery.  Now, if any man here (except maybe Preach) can tell me he has never had a girly-drink, with the hopes of seeing some bewbs, I'll forfeit my man card.  At least until Goggs mentions shaving his legs.

mr2tony - 2009-12-14 9:51 AM Wassup hooker?

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 10:41 AM

Okay... I'd like to take this opportunity to defend myself with regards to the daiquiri consumption.  The night began with me, the fiance and another engaged couple eating crappy food and drinking crappy beer at a local bar.  After swilling the happy-hour-special pitcher, I switched to Guinness.  Mmmmm... Guinness.  Then in a ploy to try and get the two fiances naked, we retired to the Ollie Estate for some liquid panty remover, in the form of daiquiris, as was requested by the two ladies. 

As I'm sure any reasonable person can imagine, the nakedness never happened.  In fact the only a$$ I saw was my friend's, when he mooned everyone in a fit of drunken douche-baggery.  Now, if any man here (except maybe Preach) can tell me he has never had a girly-drink, with the hopes of seeing some bewbs, I'll forfeit my man card.  At least until Goggs mentions shaving his legs.

wavedog - 2009-12-14 10:52 AM
So you drank girly drinks and saw a dudes a$$?

wavedog - 2009-12-14 10:52 AM

 

So you drank girly drinks and saw a dudes a$$?

pitt83 - 2009-12-14 10:54 AM But not your fiance's a$$? M-kay..... Celibate until afterwards? Again, let's call into question your worthiness of holding a mancard.

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 10:54 AM
Woke up with a sore groin muscle, no clue how it happened?

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 9:41 AM Okay... I'd like to take this opportunity to defend myself with regards to the daiquiri consumption.  The night began with me, the fiance and another engaged couple eating crappy food and drinking crappy beer at a local bar.  After swilling the happy-hour-special pitcher, I switched to Guinness.  Mmmmm... Guinness.  Then in a ploy to try and get the two fiances naked, we retired to the Ollie Estate for some liquid panty remover, in the form of daiquiris, as was requested by the two ladies. 

As I'm sure any reasonable person can imagine, the nakedness never happened.  In fact the only a$$ I saw was my friend's, when he mooned everyone in a fit of drunken douche-baggery.  Now, if any man here (except maybe Preach) can tell me he has never had a girly-drink, with the hopes of seeing some bewbs, I'll forfeit my man card.  At least until Goggs mentions shaving his legs.

I don't see nothing wrong with trying to satify a women, these other boys could learn a lesson?

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 9:59 AM

Sounds like a family reunion at Wave's house, huh?  Minus the bacon, of course.

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 11:01 AM

I don't see nothing wrong with trying to satify a women, these other boys could learn a lesson?


 

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 10:01 AM

I believe the answer is in the previous question.

wavedog - 2009-12-14 11:02 AM

 

No thanks, we drink guiness.

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 10:04 AM

Well, to be honest... we were trying to get the two girls to satify each other.

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 10:04 AM



Well, to be honest... we were trying to get the two girls to satify each other.

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 10:04 AM

Well, to be honest... we were trying to get the two girls to satify each other.

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 11:01 AM

NRG42 - 2009-12-14 11:07 AM

Well then....... you should have went with something a little more potent for the ladies!

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 10:12 AM

Unfortunately they slowed their consumption much more than we did... f'n shots.

olliedawg - 2009-12-14 11:12 AM



Unfortunately they slowed their consumption much more than we did... f'n shots.