Blah! Blah! Blah! Day Ride & Kinetic Mini Cheesecake/Jambalaya Loading Feast! (Page 70)

I think Shelly just wrote the doritos line because she had nothing else to say; in fact, I almost penalized her for an incorrect use of the "I like doritos" line. 

Yes I realized its inappropriateness.. I was just happy to be eating them, but for real this time

Now she is claiming actually eating them when she gets called out..

Sometimes, they need that In brief, that was going to be my original comment, but I didn't want anyone to be offended or think I was some sort of 1950's housewife. Men need their egos stroked sometimes...and baking them cake helps too.

On your diet to 105, no doritos are allowed and you are jealous, eh?

wow, 105.  a mere wisp of a man. 

waiflike.. But sub 20 min 5k runners I hear

Z I love your fingers and all that they do!!

mistypos Z, you're so cute.

So if you weren't gonna say it originally why did you say it now?  Your view of what men need is so way out in left field that I don't know where to begin.  Cake sucks and its bad for you. 

Riiiiight....

And see if I ever bake YOU a cake...sheesh...

thats not the only thing that needs stroking  

I like Doritos cake. 

A big enough cake for you to jump out of? 

I don't think that's on my list of approved pre-race activities. Might throw my back out or something attempting to burst forth from the cake - cake is dense, you know.

Ok, you can slowly just kind of emerge from the cake.  We'll put a stepladder on one side for climbing ease.  You're right, we don't need the race messed up just because of cake. 

I also don't think any of us should be eating cake before the race...probably better saved for post-race.

I don't want any.  Cake sucks, and it really sucks with beer. 

Mission accomplished! Wurkit is baking a cake, it only took me 24 hours of convincing. I'm AWESOME  

Yay I love cake! Especially cake from wurkit! And even cake that z bakes with wurkits recipes!