The "Ultimate COJ Thread About Nothing" Thread # 3 (Page 77)

Yeah, I wouldn't rank dry-humping real high on my fun list.  Of course, I generally rank very few things high on that list.  It does, however, include blowing sh*t up, running, drinking good beer, running, drinking more good beer, and blowing up more sh*t.  Possibly in that order.

I think women are in there, too.  Especially if those women are nekkid, and come with beer and demo.  Now THAT'S a fantasy.  Hot chicks with booze and C4........

Now I need another Scout break, and a beer. 

Woohoo!!!!  Keep up the dirty talk....C4 is fun.

Amusing story in a weird way.  So I work for a building materials trader.  Anyway, I'm meeting various department heads, and one of them shows me a product we deal with.  It's basically an I-beam made of plywood.  Anyway, he asks if I know what it is, sure it's an I-beam, used for weight bearing structures, blah blah blah.  He seems moderately impressed that a techno weenie knows anything about structural stuff, so I proceed to tell him that I could easily calculate the amount of explosive charge necessary to cut said I-beam if necessary, and that I had done alot of bridge siting and demo.  His looked changed from impressed to concerned.  I have not been in his office since. 

*sigh*

Fine, you can move the run.  I can only guess at how hard it is to wear that skirt all day as it is.......

EOD....They call engineers the retarded bomb squad.  Not sure why.  We generally do the same thing.  Engineers just do it in a slightly less safe manner.

Thats because you were running on a treadmill looking in the mirror!