Yanti & Salty RidiculoSnarky Almost Intelligent-Charming Manatees PART 4 - Full (Page 78)

You can't lowrider or floodlift your shorts?

So just run without

Poor pookie. Can you put anything on it that will help? Oatmeal, diaper cream, Benadryl gel, lidocaine?

I have this random cream. Who knows if it helps. Although I didn't bring it to work with me so I'm SOL for now.

That reminds me of this one time when I had a UTI and one of my friends said to apply yogurt "down there." Then my mom bought me some yogurt and brought it to me with a spoon. I was about to slather it on (with the spoon) but thought better of it. SO I stopped my mom and asked her what she meant for me to do with it. "Eat it, of course." was her reply. Geeze, so glad I didn't start the application process. That might have gotten awkward. 

And according to City of Seattle State of Washington, no, I can't go without! 

I have done the yogurt thing and it works.  Oh, but for yeast infection, not UTI.  As for the ringworm, any antifungal cream will work, miconazole or whatever.

Through ingestion or the slather method? 

Because packing is awful. I hate it as well. Plus, I'm terrible at it. 

Actually, either. They have oral antifungals, too, but it's a little over-the-top if topicals are going to work.

Plus, the cream tastes like crap. Not that I've tasted any crap lately.

Well I eat it daily to avoid the problem, but when needed, a syringe is used...  wait, we are talking about yogurt, not ringworm cream right?

Yogurt, yes. And a Syringe oh my. I feel weak in the knees. 

So, speaking of incredibly disgusting nether region things ...

It's just as well I was sick last week, not at home/trainer anyway and couldn't ride ... gave the crater left from my erstwhile exploded saddle sore time to heal up.

I wonder if pro bike riders keep everything VERY tidy/nonexistent there, hairwise. I mean, I just can't imagine sitting on a guy's full-grown (non-Asian) all day, back and forth, back and forth, with all that heat and friction and pressure, day after day.

You have put a lot of thought into this Yanti, and for that I applaud you.

I'll bet they do though. Hmm could you imagine being the team waxer? NM I'm sure you could. 

I just realized I put no thought whatever into that post and that's exactly what came out. HAR HAR HAR!

I actually know a couple of pro riders (one is retired as a pro rider but still in the industry), but I'd feel kinda weird e-mailing them with this question when I haven't personally directly communicated with them in months.

Come to think of it, neither would be the least bit surprised, knowing me.

Oh, so I guess I won't go on and give you an inspire.  Sorry to hear your life is difficult and crazy right now.  Do what you can to hang in there.  Best wishes to you, your son and your family. (hugs)  Take care.

No, no, I feel this kind of research should be done first hand, not through e-mail.

Report back.

My packing is going AWESOME.

I'm actually coming back in two weeks, but I can't bear to leave any of the goodies behind. What if they go bad?

Shouldn't you be sleeping?

Oh yeah, did you get your mug back? 

I was just going to post that, well, at least I've packed my mug! Kirsten did say to always pack the most important thing first. Or something like that.

I had to trade my mom a race shirt for it.

Huh. I must have missed that, I was distracted...

Speaking of distraction I began reading 50 Shades of Grey and my Kindle battery died. Sigh. 

Speaking of distraction ... from packing ... I have REALLY got to pack. The sun came up, my keyboard is covered in chocolate cake crumbs, and my nethers are completely smooth.

ebshot - 2012-08-28 3:29 PM

jobaxas - 2012-08-28 4:20 PM

ebshot - 2012-08-28 1:54 PM Hi guys.  Drive by post.  Life is very, very, very, very (get the picture) difficult right now.  My son is hospitalized right now.  He's been in the hospital since Friday and we do not know when he will be discharged.  I'm burning the candle at both ends and am beyond exhausted.  Any good thoughts/vibes/prayers you can spare would be appreciated.

sorry to hear about your son - hope he feels well enough to come home soon.  In the meantime, make sure you  eat healthy and get as much rest as you can so you can give him 100% when he does come home.  if you don't take care of yourself you can't take care of anyone else.  Big hugs.

So I shouldn't have inhaled an entire pan of brownies yesterday??  Whoops.    I am running on little sleep but last night I did get some good rest. 

Chocolate is fruit, it grows on a tree - you did good.  Comfort food is there for a reason.  Knock yourself out!

Oh yes my myotherapist (the delightful piglet Matt) has the worst elbows and he tells me to HTFU you're supposed to be an Ironman.....I have cried, nearly vomited and i sweat buckets but it works!

Should i encourage my wife to read this, or will i just get my hopes up for nothing?