Need girl advice. (Page 8)

Welsh, on the podium and excessively body marked to the point of tribalism, looks in wonder at the crowd and realizes that none of it means anything without Tricomet. He stops his speech and announces to the world that “this award means nothing to me without Tricomet here. I miss changing tires with her. Hell, I even miss the shocker. I miss making muffin batter with her even if she always gets to lick the spoon. You have never seen love until you see her, spoon in mouth, looking at you with those deeply beautifully deep eyes….

Ice Queen, you fill out a pair of stretch black spandex CIA hootchy pants like no other, but you’re no Tricomet. I won’t let you have any of my Juju – It belongs to another.

Welshy, with a yell of “I’m coming, Tricomet!, Welshy explodes from the podium to search for his lost love….

In a bizarre twist, Tricomet arrives at the race site moments after Welshy has spilled the beans to Ice queen. Tricomet, seeing that Welshy was gone, sees Ice queen in her CIA patented hootchie pants and slaps the ho in the face. The most stupendous cat fight ever to have existed ensues. Clothes rip, hair is pulled and naughty places are bumped, pushed and prodded.

Welshy, arriving at the airport, notices that there is no activity. Airplanes aren’t moving, and people are gathered around TV sets. He sees the cat fight on CNN, CNBC and MSNBC. With great difficulty (It’s glorious – at this stage in the cat fight, neither woman has much in the way of clothing left and the “slapping” has turned more towards “petting” , he tears himself away and rushes back to the race site only to find…

Freudian slip?

.....oh welshy....I like!!! Very good! I'm so happy....

....ohhhh Welssshhhhy....

And along comes baby #2. We will call her "Kona"

oh my

STOP THAT! You might excite him.

why bother.  there isn't a single thread on this forum that we couldn't hijack and turn into a soap opera within a matter of minutes.

Its almost too easy.

Look what I did with the "chamois butter" thread in Gear Review.

MountainBreeze - 2005-08-24 1:59 PM

TriComet - 2005-08-24 12:53 PM

Its almost too easy.

Look what I did with the "chamois butter" thread in Gear Review.

And, not to mention the "Friggin' Screw!"

I was being serious on there! That wasn't my fault!! I'll accept responsibility for things that I've actually done.

BTW: that picture. I am NOT the one pouting on the right. I'm on the left, runnergirl on the right. ok, whatever. maybe it is me. Back to pouting.

It doesn't matter.  It will soon be a quadrangle.  The French kisser in the middle is graduating from pre-school next week.

I sense a challenge.

What if the leader of the "gutter group" sends a PM to each card carrying member with a day of the week and a key word.  The first thread that day in the "Triathlon Talk" forum with the keyword in the thread title becomes the challenge "hijack" thread.  What does our fearless leader think?  Can we really hijack any thread?  And side bets on how long before it gets moved to "off-topic"?

LMAO! bbbaawwaahhhaaaa haaaaahhaaa

However, I think THIS picture is more appropriate:

http://www.aggielandoutfitters.com/cgi-bin/miva.cgi?Merchant2/merchant.mv+Screen=PROD&Store_Code=AO&Product_Code=328&Category_Code=T-shirts

Who is the leader? I think we should make a poll in Cup of Joe before this plan can take effect. tupuppy? welshy? me? 3558? renee? troydorsey? Gatsby (boy or girl version)? I'm sure there are more...

Ok ya'll-

It it with much regreat that I am reitiring from this thread.  I wish you all the best of luck with this soap opera.  I am retiring for a good reaason.  I' know I'll be terribly missed because I was such a great author! 

I had a conversation with run4yrlife, and he said that people might get the wrong idea of me from my "soap opera" entries.  Therefore, due to my concern to maintain a reptuable image with my fellow BT'ers, I am retiring. I'll admit- I got caught up in the trash soap opera talk, but I caught myself just in time to get out!  Just for clarification, I pretty much have a boring life- there's no drama. All I do is train, eat and sleep, and go on a occasional date if a guy can prove his worthiness to me.  I am pretty much a prude- don't kiss guys on dates and will only "date" a guy unless he's marriage material- hence the reason I am still single because I am certain this person does not exist!  Anyways,  best of luck as I will miss this thread... sob... sob.  If you have any questions, please contact run4yrlife.  I have designated him as my PR rep. and he is going to be my spokesman.  I do not wish to answer any questions at this time and plead the 5th!

Its all in good fun janelle! We know you are the picture of innocence!

However, I will not be reduced to groveling. If you walk out that door, I'm not going to chase after you...

Jim was concerned with my comment about the burrito man's baby!  Since he was my TNT coach and knows what's best for me, I had to retire- sniff, sniff!

Great...just what I need. A bunch of horn-dog BTers harrassing me for killing the fun...