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2012-09-27 11:02 AM
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tech_geezer - 2012-09-27 11:32 PM
TriAya - 2012-09-27 11:17 AM

ohai TAN. I am back from surgery.

I feel like I got punched in the face, which I suppose is better than feeling like I had a tooth, diseased tissue and some bone carved out of my face.

Hey Yanti,

I am glad you have the surgery behind you.  Now, you start getting better.  This bad tooth may have been weakening your system for some time.  You are due a run of good health.  I'm going to put in for a 100 days of health for you, no injuries, no tropical diseases, no problems. 

TW

 

Wow. 100 days That seems staggering to me. And you are right about the tooth, methinks.

{MELON SQUEEZE} for my T-Geeze ... and love and prayers for the G6 too as always.



2012-09-27 11:02 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?!
TriAya - 2012-09-27 11:59 AM
trinnas - 2012-09-27 11:51 PM
TriAya - 2012-09-27 11:47 AM
trinnas - 2012-09-27 11:20 PM

Good Evening Your Royal Hotness Yanti Doll, Treadmill Crusher, Taxi's Bane and Goddess of Swwet Narcotic Pain Killer Induced Bliss.

 

My Melons are ready and waiting for you to lay your head on them for some {{Melon Comfort}}

Oh that is great. I need some pressure on the swollen side. Aaaaaah sooooothe cuddle cuddle zzzzzz DROOL

At least I won't be dumb enough to do a 7-hour trainer ride puking out both ends the day after like I did last time!

ALL HAIL THE HALLOWED HIGH PRIESTESS OF THE HEALING YET LEFT HOOK HONEY HYPNOMELONS!

Why should this time be any differnt than the rest??? 

I hope you heal quickly Doll!! and I hope you stay healed for a good long time this time!

I have been much more in a left hook mentality than an healing one of late.

 

It's cool. I'll just cuddle up with the right one then. Sorry it's been like that, though! Grrr-arrrr.

No my dear you are always welcome to the full package. 

It is more that I am tired of some people treating me badly because they think they can and that I will just be nice and understanding when they give me a song and dance.

 

2012-09-27 11:04 AM
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trinnas - 2012-09-28 12:00 AM
jclarke450 - 2012-09-27 11:58 AM
trinnas - 2012-09-27 8:51 AM
TriAya - 2012-09-27 11:47 AM
trinnas - 2012-09-27 11:20 PM

Good Evening Your Royal Hotness Yanti Doll, Treadmill Crusher, Taxi's Bane and Goddess of Swwet Narcotic Pain Killer Induced Bliss.

 

My Melons are ready and waiting for you to lay your head on them for some {{Melon Comfort}}

Oh that is great. I need some pressure on the swollen side. Aaaaaah sooooothe cuddle cuddle zzzzzz DROOL

At least I won't be dumb enough to do a 7-hour trainer ride puking out both ends the day after like I did last time!

ALL HAIL THE HALLOWED HIGH PRIESTESS OF THE HEALING YET LEFT HOOK HONEY HYPNOMELONS!

Why should this time be any differnt than the rest??? 

I hope you heal quickly Doll!! and I hope you stay healed for a good long time this time!

I have been much more in a left hook mentality than an healing one of late.

 

Morning TAN!

Kate, Yanti...Will someone please begin the indoctrination of the FNG.  For some reason, when they are female, they don't seem to get the same treatement!

I was told I am not allowed cause it makes some people feel upset.

I am an equal opportunity indoctrinator.

 

Dang, why does it always fall to the drugged up diseased ho in here?

2012-09-27 11:04 AM
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Cleavage v Honks thread.  Klassy.
2012-09-27 11:05 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?!
TriAya - 2012-09-27 12:04 PM
trinnas - 2012-09-28 12:00 AM
jclarke450 - 2012-09-27 11:58 AM
trinnas - 2012-09-27 8:51 AM
TriAya - 2012-09-27 11:47 AM
trinnas - 2012-09-27 11:20 PM

Good Evening Your Royal Hotness Yanti Doll, Treadmill Crusher, Taxi's Bane and Goddess of Swwet Narcotic Pain Killer Induced Bliss.

 

My Melons are ready and waiting for you to lay your head on them for some {{Melon Comfort}}

Oh that is great. I need some pressure on the swollen side. Aaaaaah sooooothe cuddle cuddle zzzzzz DROOL

At least I won't be dumb enough to do a 7-hour trainer ride puking out both ends the day after like I did last time!

ALL HAIL THE HALLOWED HIGH PRIESTESS OF THE HEALING YET LEFT HOOK HONEY HYPNOMELONS!

Why should this time be any differnt than the rest??? 

I hope you heal quickly Doll!! and I hope you stay healed for a good long time this time!

I have been much more in a left hook mentality than an healing one of late.

 

Morning TAN!

Kate, Yanti...Will someone please begin the indoctrination of the FNG.  For some reason, when they are female, they don't seem to get the same treatement!

I was told I am not allowed cause it makes some people feel upset.

I am an equal opportunity indoctrinator.

 

Dang, why does it always fall to the drugged up diseased honey in here?

Fixed that for ya.

 

2012-09-27 11:06 AM
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4agoodlife - 2012-09-27 11:25 PM
pitt83 - 2012-09-27 6:48 AM
blueyedbikergirl - 2012-09-27 9:45 AM

Morning TAN!

I'm all kinds of sore today, but in a good way... I think? 

Question for anyone that might know... If I have a utility bill in my name, does that mean I can prove that I'm a resident of the city and finally get a library card? 

Do you REALLY want your librarian to know how much pay-per-view pr0n you watch?

HA! When we got our library cards, I opened the bill flat in front of her and she actually refolded it to only see my address. Said something like "We don't need to see EVERYTHING." Makes me wonder how much she'd been subjected to before. Poor woman.

Hello hello and welcome to TAN! I would've rolled out the mat before but I've been sick.

I am Yanti, TAN's resident certified psycho.

Our rules:

1. No pics in TAN.

2. No acronym for giggling aloud in TAN.

3. What happens in TAN, stays in TAN.



2012-09-27 11:07 AM
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trinnas - 2012-09-28 12:05 AM
TriAya - 2012-09-27 12:04 PM
trinnas - 2012-09-28 12:00 AM
jclarke450 - 2012-09-27 11:58 AM
trinnas - 2012-09-27 8:51 AM
TriAya - 2012-09-27 11:47 AM
trinnas - 2012-09-27 11:20 PM

Good Evening Your Royal Hotness Yanti Doll, Treadmill Crusher, Taxi's Bane and Goddess of Swwet Narcotic Pain Killer Induced Bliss.

 

My Melons are ready and waiting for you to lay your head on them for some {{Melon Comfort}}

Oh that is great. I need some pressure on the swollen side. Aaaaaah sooooothe cuddle cuddle zzzzzz DROOL

At least I won't be dumb enough to do a 7-hour trainer ride puking out both ends the day after like I did last time!

ALL HAIL THE HALLOWED HIGH PRIESTESS OF THE HEALING YET LEFT HOOK HONEY HYPNOMELONS!

Why should this time be any differnt than the rest??? 

I hope you heal quickly Doll!! and I hope you stay healed for a good long time this time!

I have been much more in a left hook mentality than an healing one of late.

 

Morning TAN!

Kate, Yanti...Will someone please begin the indoctrination of the FNG.  For some reason, when they are female, they don't seem to get the same treatement!

I was told I am not allowed cause it makes some people feel upset.

I am an equal opportunity indoctrinator.

 

Dang, why does it always fall to the drugged up diseased honey in here?

Fixed that for ya.

 

I love you. Slurp snuggle.

2012-09-27 11:10 AM
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Kido - 2012-09-27 11:04 AM Cleavage v Honks thread.  Klassy.

 

Stay Golden Ponyboy!

2012-09-27 11:13 AM
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2012-09-27 11:15 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?!
Teejaay - 2012-09-27 11:13 AM

Kido - 2012-09-27 9:04 AM Cleavage v Honks thread.  Klassy.

Noticed that .. I was gonna be snarky .. but aired otherwise.

I was gonna start a "Peen length vs. girth" thread. Still might.

2012-09-27 11:15 AM
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I'm hongry


2012-09-27 11:16 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?!
Teejaay - 2012-09-27 11:13 AM

Kido - 2012-09-27 9:04 AM Cleavage v Honks thread.  Klassy.

Noticed that .. I was gonna be snarky .. but aired otherwise.

Hey, heeeeey, now - no talking about other threads here.  You pay customers should use the chat (lucky pups).

2012-09-27 11:17 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?!
lisac957 - 2012-09-27 11:15 AM
Teejaay - 2012-09-27 11:13 AM

Kido - 2012-09-27 9:04 AM Cleavage v Honks thread.  Klassy.

Noticed that .. I was gonna be snarky .. but aired otherwise.

I was gonna start a "Peen length vs. girth" thread. Still might.

*cleaning up monitor from spitting out orange juice*

2012-09-27 11:17 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?!
1stTimeTri - 2012-09-27 9:16 AM
Teejaay - 2012-09-27 11:13 AM

Kido - 2012-09-27 9:04 AM Cleavage v Honks thread.  Klassy.

Noticed that .. I was gonna be snarky .. but aired otherwise.

Hey, heeeeey, now - no talking about other threads here.  You pay customers should use the chat (lucky pups).

No one's bad mouthing it.  I said it was klassy.

2012-09-27 11:17 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?!
lisac957 - 2012-09-27 12:15 PM
Teejaay - 2012-09-27 11:13 AM

Kido - 2012-09-27 9:04 AM Cleavage v Honks thread.  Klassy.

Noticed that .. I was gonna be snarky .. but aired otherwise.

I was gonna start a "Peen length vs. girth" thread. Still might.

Go For It!!!!!!

 

2012-09-27 11:18 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?!
Anyone see the new South Park episide last night?  Sarcasetball?  It was phunny, but bad you cringe - the part about butter's creamy filling.


2012-09-27 11:18 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?!
lisac957 - 2012-09-27 9:15 AM
Teejaay - 2012-09-27 11:13 AM

Kido - 2012-09-27 9:04 AM Cleavage v Honks thread.  Klassy.

Noticed that .. I was gonna be snarky .. but aired otherwise.

I was gonna start a "Peen length vs. girth" thread. Still might.

So?

2012-09-27 11:18 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?!
lisac957 - 2012-09-27 11:15 AM

Teejaay - 2012-09-27 11:13 AM

Kido - 2012-09-27 9:04 AM Cleavage v Honks thread.  Klassy.

Noticed that .. I was gonna be snarky .. but aired otherwise.

I was gonna start a "Peen length vs. girth" thread. Still might.



What's your opinion on it?



2012-09-27 11:19 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?!
trinnas - 2012-09-27 9:17 AM
lisac957 - 2012-09-27 12:15 PM
Teejaay - 2012-09-27 11:13 AM

Kido - 2012-09-27 9:04 AM Cleavage v Honks thread.  Klassy.

Noticed that .. I was gonna be snarky .. but aired otherwise.

I was gonna start a "Peen length vs. girth" thread. Still might.

Go For It!!!!!!

 

I hope no girls say "this thread is worthless without pics"...

YIKES....



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2012-09-27 11:19 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?!

Kido - 2012-09-27 11:18 AM Anyone see the new South Park episide last night?  Sarcasetball?  It was phunny, but bad you cringe - the part about butter's creamy filling.

LOF South Park, but can't watch with the kids around.

2012-09-27 11:21 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?!
Kido - 2012-09-27 9:19 AM
trinnas - 2012-09-27 9:17 AM
lisac957 - 2012-09-27 12:15 PM
Teejaay - 2012-09-27 11:13 AM

Kido - 2012-09-27 9:04 AM Cleavage v Honks thread.  Klassy.

Noticed that .. I was gonna be snarky .. but aired otherwise.

I was gonna start a "Peen length vs. girth" thread. Still might.

Go For It!!!!!!

 

I hope no girls say "this thread is worthless without pics"...

YIKES....

There is always one klassy person like Phil or Brad that will do that. I am sure there is a female version of them... wait... I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.



2012-09-27 11:23 AM
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1stTimeTri - 2012-09-27 9:19 AM

Kido - 2012-09-27 11:18 AM Anyone see the new South Park episide last night?  Sarcasetball?  It was phunny, but bad you cringe - the part about butter's creamy filling.

LOF South Park, but can't watch with the kids around.

This last one was cringe worthy.  I shuddered and cringed about 5 times, then laughed uncomfortably - but loved every second of it.  Only one other episode did that before - and funny thing is, sort of the same subject material.

They are SO current and cross the line.  I don't know how they get it on TV sometimes.  Maybe because a lot of it is blatently infered, and not really said/shown.  Plus cartoon seem to get away with more.  If it was live actors, NO WAY could you do the same thing.

2012-09-27 11:28 AM
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2012-09-27 11:29 AM
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1stTimeTri - 2012-09-28 12:16 AM
Teejaay - 2012-09-27 11:13 AM

Kido - 2012-09-27 9:04 AM Cleavage v Honks thread.  Klassy.

Noticed that .. I was gonna be snarky .. but aired otherwise.

Hey, heeeeey, now - no talking about other threads here.  You pay customers should use the chat (lucky pups).

I like to pheel my Phavorite Phil!!! huge abounding joyous {MELON PRESS} oh hey ... uh ... are you okay in there? Why are you turning blue?

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