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"How am I supposed to practice If I don't know how to play the game????????????????????"

Gary, you have committed the second worst mistake a man can make, the first being never get involved in a land war in Asia.  ...nver admit to a woman you don't know the rules.  You have given them free license to make them up as they go along.  We are all screwed now!! 

You are soo off the committee.

I think Gary's boss found him........

I think Ellen may have been on to something with the whole faux picture.  Gary may be a shill for Trimoms evil plot to take over the worls and turn all men into... gasp...

YES MEN!!!!!!

the second mistake (to continue your quote) is "never bet a sicilian when death is on the line." 

......don't ask how I know that.......

but should I point out that YOU'RE WRONG AGAIN!   

That might explain why I'm single, but I am not sure TRUE OR FALSE:

Would you like some peanut butter?  YES

Would you like to have sex?  YES

Did you miss me?  YES

Do you like the way I look in this Camisole?  YES

Dolook like I have gained weight?  NO

Is she more attractive than I am? NO

Do you want to go see a Hugh Grant movie?  NO

Would you rather go out with the boys?  NO

Edited by tmwelshy 2004-08-16 5:09 PM

Grand! Now I don't know what to do with you.

Be careful what you wish for.... you just might get it. Confusion setting in... A hot yes man at my disposal...

OK, one question... "Do you think it's OK for lipstick articles to be placed in Runner's World, AND Clinique to put lipstick as a freebie in the goody bags for the Danskin triathlon series...?"

I'm waiting on your reply....