I'm a post killer (Page 87)

No. 

Me either I guess but...

I really didn't ask for much so I guess the answer is really yes.

it doesn't matter what I ask for.  I generally know what I'm getting.

Stuff for the kitchen (cookbook, a wine cooler thingie, and a 16oz. crockpot for making dips)

Clothes (sweaters, and some shorts and tshirts for running)

I did get some other books.  And I did get a reciprocating saw (which I asked for, so I got a few things).  But generally speaking, I didn't get the items I really wanted.  But then, it all goes hand-in-hand with a Scout Christmas.

And no, I didn't get anything even remotely like a #7. 

Mmmmmmmmmmm....#7................

back to my regularly scheduled thread now.

Yeah, like explaining Feb. 6th.... 

Or why I had my wife's brother-in-law up against his own fireplace with his arm twisted uncomfortably behind his back.

Well? 

yeah, let's hear it!!! 

Must be a loooooooooooooooooooogn story to type up.... Hmmmmmm

It really isn't that great of a story but...

It was a few years back (at a Christmas gathering at his house) and his bratty kids (two boys) were out of control mostly because he wound them up then disappeared.

I had hidden the nerf balls from the guns they were terrorizing us with and the kids thought I had the balls in my pockets.  One of the boys was trying (unsuccessfully) to get the balls out of my pockets.  The dad decided to get in on the fun.

I was sitting in a folding chair, holding on to the seat.  The dad and one of the brats were trying to pry my hands away from the chair.  I asked them nicely to stop many times.  This didn't stop them so I asked one of my sisters in law to remove the brat so he wouldn't get hurt.

As soon as the brat child was removed from harms way, i grabbed my wife's BIL's hand and spun around causing his arm to twist up behind his back.

At this point he was pushed up against his own fireplace mantel and I took the opportunity {since I had his undivided attention} to ask him to stop messing with me.  He was agreeable so I let him go.

He sulked off to another part of his house and all my wife's sisters asked me to show them how I did that.

I thought you might like it.  I am not a big fan of close quarters combat.  My idea of a fair fight is a few hundred yards of separation and a .308. 

Ho HO Ho Dang it!

Speaking of which, I have to give a class on room and building clearing in January.  Fun times.  Of course, this is to people who barely know which end the "pointy thing" comes out, but hey. 

The "pointy thing"?? OH CRAP!!!!

M-16 / M-4.  Although, demo has a place, I'm NOT covering how to use charges to take down a door, or even begin to get into the calcs needed. 

Is that like an MP3 but with only rap music blaring?

exactly...

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As you realized I was thinking 5 but typed 3.

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NO.  You typed 5.  I just figured you'd be able to pick up the sarcasm without the use of the font.  Guess I was wrong (this time).