I'm a post killer (Page 88)

Heh.  So can Ty's.......never mind. 

tupuppy - 2006-12-26 2:25 PM

Mike 45 - 2006-12-26 12:23 PM

tupuppy - 2006-12-26 2:15 PM

Mike 45 - 2006-12-26 12:05 PM Room clearing with C4 or something like an MP5?

Is that like an MP3 but with only rap music blaring?

As you realized I was thinking 5 but typed 3.

NO.  You typed 5.  I just figured you'd be able to pick up the sarcasm without the use of the font.  Guess I was wrong (this time). 

I guess the coffee never did kick in. 

Yes, Ty's farts can, and have, cleared a room.  Of course that was in my high school and college years.  Lately, it's resigned to bringing my wife to tears on some nights.

Does this mean we are going down the "who has the best fart story" path?

Because if we are........

I once cleared my entire 4 bedroom apartment in college.  Well, except for me, that is.  There was beer left in the keg yet, and I wasn't leaving it. 

...I had them so bad in Junior High that a teacher threatened to put me in hall if the problem was not sovled.

Nice one!

To this day, I get windows rolled down.  it's like, the second I'm home......Woo!!! 

OK boys, I was only gone for a little while and BAM...guns and farts. 

Gross. 

That will teach you not to go away and leave us unsupervised.  Shame on you.

i'm guessing you've never farted....

I have lots of indoor room clearing stories....

My best fart story falls into the outdoor catagory.

It was a long time ago when I was a sailor..

*screen flickers as flashback begins and the world turns black and white*

My squadron was stationed in Bermuda at the time.  We were having a safety stand down and we were seperated into groups of 25 to 50.  We were standing on the flight line (it is always windy in Bermuda) being bored to death about the hazards of something or other.

I was in the middle of this group of people when I let one fly.  It was hot....real hot.  The type that cauterizes roids on the way out.  I was standing there enjoying my efforts when I realized that the crowd was parting like the Red Sea for Moses.  I had a choice to either move with the group and play dumb or take credit for my supreme effort.

I chose to stand still while the group formed a very large circle around me trying to avoid the cloud of green death.  I raised my arms in triumph and stood there and smiled.  I could not have been happier. 

The Chief that was talking at the time looked at me and shook his head and decided to move the crowd to a different location.

Well, then, you need to find a better alternative to distract us. 

At least you took credit!!  Bravo!!

Heehee!

Try spending 3 weeks eating MRE's and living inside a large metal box (i.e. tracked vehicle).  Talk about ripe......Of course, there's no showers, and I changed uniform once.  This is, of course, Virginia.  In July. 

How's this? 

(VS_Christmas.jpg)

No...it happens pretty quick around these parts....

Good.  For Starters.  What else ya got?

Nicely done!  And seasonal too!

Call me crazy, but I'd prefer to see her in that outfit..... 

okay....YOU'RE CRAZY....

and maybe high

Yes well, I'm in the giving mood.  (Shut it...don't go there.) 

Definitely high. 

*opens mouth.....closes mouth*