okay michael phelps.  seriously.  i think you've had enough wine coolers.

Took me a minute to post because I had to go back and look at his picture...

Seriously, running in a paper suit (tiny speedo that michael is wearing) isn't that attractive. But swimming/standing still is just fine by me.

maybe i should have used the red font (even though i think it's stupid)

I am spending too much time in these threads.  Last night I dreamt that it was the day of the Jingle race.  This little midget walks past me, wearing his shoes with jingle bells on, shoes like a court jester.

I wasn't sure who he was, so I was like, "hey, mike!"

The midget looked at me with this angry look, and yelled back at me in this high-pitched-midgety voice, "I'm not Mike!!  I'm Scott!!"

I said, "you don't look very fast."  He said, "I am fast!!  I am fast!!"  Then he challenged me to a fight.

That's all I remember. 

Poor Scott... Wait, what am I saying he is a Red team member!!

Go Green!

docswim24 - 2007-10-11 11:56 AM

shelly123 - 2007-10-11 10:06 AM

Poor Scott... Wait, what am I saying he is a Red team member!!

Go Green!

Scott is not here to defend himself. Besides all the short guys are on the Green team and your team is dreaming of midgets so...maybe we should just start calling your team the midget team. You can refer to the red team as the winning team.

Of course I could refer to the red team as the winning team.  But I prefer reality over fantasy. 

docswim24 - 2007-10-11 11:56 AM

shelly123 - 2007-10-11 10:06 AM

Poor Scott... Wait, what am I saying he is a Red team member!!

Go Green!

Scott is not here to defend himself. Besides all the short guys are on the Green team and your team is dreaming of midgets so...maybe we should just start calling your team the midget team. You can refer to the red team as the winning team.

That is stupid.

shelly123 - 2007-10-11 12:14 PM

docswim24 - 2007-10-11 11:56 AM

shelly123 - 2007-10-11 10:06 AM

Poor Scott... Wait, what am I saying he is a Red team member!!

Go Green!

Scott is not here to defend himself. Besides all the short guys are on the Green team and your team is dreaming of midgets so...maybe we should just start calling your team the midget team. You can refer to the red team as the winning team.

That is stupid.

It certainly wasn't the most well-thought out or original post I've ever seen in this thread. 

Never ever ever accept a fight challenge from a midget. 

 Well - you can have Oregon...Green just wants (and will have) D.C.

Dear Shelly - your silly attempt at covert intel has been exposed.

Red team members have countered this with sandbagged training times and race reports .  You've been surreptisiously directed to a faux BT site until Operation KGTA (Kick Green Team's ) is complete.  Don't even try to counter the spoof.

I certainly hope in your line of work that you do know what a "Red Team" does.  If not, maybe that would explain why you have so much time on your hands at work.  It would also explain why you have time to consort with the enemy.

From color-wheel-pro.com

"Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is associated with energy, war, danger, strength, power, determination as well as passion, desire, and love."

"Green has strong emotional correspondence with safety."

From flicker.com...

Red sucks!!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/77142940@N00/79186434/

actually it is funny, when one googles "red sucks" you mostly get a bunch of anti-Red Sox pages.

 

Instead of hijacking numerous other threads... I thought we could start up the trash talking again, in here, its proper place.

RED sucks and is just a bunch of sissy's led by the king sissy himself, 3558!

the king sissy also needs to come up with a better BT handle than his 5K PR. 

Awesome!! And its funny that Red is SO weak that they can't even respond to Green!

(even I can crush a 35:58 PR )

Oh, I finally came up with a costume.  I got a red hat, red shirt, and red pants.  I'm going as a loser.

oh, and to head off the inevitable uncreative response... yes, I realize a witty response to this would be "you don't need to wear all that to go as a loser..." 

Creative. Almost as creative as your idea of calling ourselves the Red Team and Green Team (and wearing colored shirts to differentiate)

While you two teenyboppers were busy high-fiving each other for completing the hopscotch course in your backyard, I was on the phone with NBC discussing a change in format for season 4 of The Biggest Losers

It's a cool hopscotch course.  Instead of using numbers in each square, we have the avatar for each member of the Red Team.

Are you trying to trick me?  If we are going to trash-talk in this thread, can I at least go up against someone who is qualified?