Subject: Funny Police Officers As a Planning Director and Manager of a small town, I get to hear interesting stories about all kinds of things. And the people here are, well, they're unique and they unintentionally say some pretty funny things.
Me: You chased him through Coats? How fast did you get?
Police Officer: About 100 mph on South St.
Me: Wow, how'd you stop him?
Police Officer: He ran into a ditch and got out and ran. I think he was a little abbreviated. That's why you shouldn't drink and drive.
Apparently, in Coats, NC you get smaller if you drink. I thought that was hilarious. |