You know. It’s like, I don’t know

You know. It’s like, I don’t know
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So we’re all like,
but she gets all, like you know.
Then like we all have to like you know.
So I get all like.
And you, like, when did you get all you know?
It’s like that time when like you liked that, you know.

So we are at peace
but she -cans our afternoons,
and we swallow great pain,
Spanish Inquisition pain
DMV pain, Root-canal pain,
Horror-shop !
I mount a valiant resistance,
but your betrayal slashes with kangaroo claws.
The aftertaste of your boyfriend
lingers like grapefruit on toothpaste.