Sage Yuengling Investment Advice

Investment Advice

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it wouldnow be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Yuengling (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily andrecycle.

BTW...Guiness would only be worth $175.80. Something to do with quality.....