TUESDAY FUNNIES

A 23-year-old Hartland, Maine, man attempted to commit suicide, but not by the usual methods. This man decided to try to end it all by crucifixion. Yes, the man nailed himself to a cross in his living room. However, after Einstein managed to nail one hand to his makeshift cross, he realized he couldn't nail the other hand. That's when he called 911 for help. Police said the man appeared delusional.  ***MARLAR: A TV movie is already in the works, produced and directed by Mel Gibson.