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2012-10-18 8:46 AM

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Yesterday as I was riding home, I saw a dirty diaper on the side of the road. Yuck.

Half a mile later, I saw another dirty diaper on the side of the road. Yuck, yuck.

Another half mile or so, guess what? A dirty diaper!

Obviously there is some baby crawling along the road, leaving a trail of diapers behind so it can find its way back. Because no decent human being would throw dirty diapers out their car window, right? Had to turn off the road and cross a bridge back into Vermont to head home, so I'm afraid I didn't catch up to the baby. 

2012-10-18 8:49 AM
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Probably just a runner who ran and ran until they just got pooped out.

2012-10-18 8:51 AM
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Thats pretty crappy of someone to do that.

2012-10-18 9:09 AM
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was it the result of an accident? how were the skidmarks?
2012-10-18 9:28 AM
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The trail of smears.

 

2012-10-18 1:53 PM
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I believe this is a line of shhhhhh!t you're throwing out at us.

Edited by 1stTimeTri 2012-10-18 1:54 PM

2012-10-18 2:15 PM
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GreenMtnLabbit - 2012-10-18 9:46 AM

Yesterday as I was riding home, I saw a dirty diaper on the side of the road. Yuck.

Half a mile later, I saw another dirty diaper on the side of the road. Yuck, yuck.

Another half mile or so, guess what? A dirty diaper!

Obviously there is some baby crawling along the road, leaving a trail of diapers behind so it can find its way back. Because no decent human being would throw dirty diapers out their car window, right? Had to turn off the road and cross a bridge back into Vermont to head home, so I'm afraid I didn't catch up to the baby. 

 So, they were marking the miles? More accurately, the half-miles? So sort of.........step-stools.....

2012-10-18 2:32 PM
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Lucky, you weren't "running" like the perpetrator was.
2012-10-18 5:26 PM
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Yeah, I commonly see dirty diapers in the bike lanes too and I make certain to stay well clear of them because of what I witnessed last year:

I was behind one poor cyclist as we were commuting to work, and he drove over a dirty diaper.  The damned thing stuck to his back tyre, whipped around, flew off the tyre, partially undid itself, and then hit him on the back of his helmet.  We both stopped, and I was trying to help him clear up the mess, but we both agreed that he should go home and shower.  I felt so sorry for him, and it's one reason I'm very glad that I have a back tyre mud/diaper fender Frown

2012-10-18 8:58 PM
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BWHAHAHAHA you guys have the best responses. I don't spend enough time in COJ! I'm quite surprised at the half mile markings...like I said, I just had to imagine some baby was marking its way. But more likely (and I'm not terribly surprised, considering the people in my town) someone just felt like tossing their refuse out of their car. Ick.

Wartho, oh em gee. that's just awful. I...wow. You are a good, good friend for helping with that mess. I might have had to buy a new helmet after something like that.

2012-10-22 5:19 AM
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That is gross, as a new father and changer of poopy diapers I can not see why you would ever do this? But I guess it isnt any different than people who throw any type of their trash out on the side of the road....

This is kinda getting me ramped up.......... a fantasy I have is of collecting cigarette butts, and dumping them on the front porch of smokers who fling them out the window of their car, or while they are walking along the sidewalk.


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justinfss - 2012-10-22 6:19 AM a fantasy I have is of collecting cigarette butts, and dumping them on the front porch of smokers who fling them out the window of their car, or while they are walking along the sidewalk.
I have the same fantasy. My running partner has a new housemate who throws her butts onto the sidewalk below from her second floor balcony. I'm so tempted to collect them, pile them up at her door and leave a note saying "the world is not your ashtray!" Soooo passive aggressive of me!
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