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KateTri1

2013-01-30 1:36 PM

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Subject: RE: Laughs and Giggles

dewybuck - 2013-01-25 12:38 PM

crowny2 - 2013-01-25 10:52 AM

djdavey - 2013-01-25 9:37 AM

crowny2 - 2013-01-25 9:22 AM

djdavey - 2013-01-25 9:15 AM

crowny2 - 2013-01-25 9:09 AM

A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender asks "why the long face?"

an ear of corn walks into that same bar, but the bartender stopped him at the door citing that they don't serve food there............

Two pieces of string walk into the same bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here." So the pieces of string walk out again.

They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar."

So he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts.

Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Here, you're not a bit of string, are you?"

The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot

construction worker walks into THAT SAME DAM BAR!! carry a piece of asphalt under his arm. bartender asks what he wants and he says "beer, and gimmie one for the road too"

Two guys walk into THAT SAME DAM BAR. The third guy ducks.

A snail walks into THAT SAME DAM BAR, the barman throws him out..............two weeks later comes back through the door "what did you do that for?"

A guy walks into that SAME DAM BAR. He asks the bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender shakes his head and says, "No, we only have plain."

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