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2006-07-11 6:26 AM

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Subject: Addendum to the "can't believe these guys are single" thread

Ok.. these are all pretty funny, but what would make these even better is if you knew the person. Yesterday, my brother in law came over to use our home pc and my wife just wanted to make sure he wasn't looking at porn or something shady and found he was going to online match sites here is part of the profile:

"Looking For: A woman for erotic chat or email, discreet relationship, 1-on-1 sex, group sex(3 or more) or miscellaneous fetishes"

"Ideal Person: I like big boobs and full figured women. I like girls that are up for anything. I have a healthy sexual appetite. Never did the on-line thing before. I'm open to all types of women."

Really sets the bar high, doesn't he? My wife and I were giggling like children when we found this, especially since it was at hornymatches.com! So, I now have two potential things my in law has done that are fun to poke at:

1: 20-40% chance at sexual contact with a post op trannie ( whole other story)

2: Online solicitation for sex.

Wow. This can only get better at family functions!!!



2006-07-11 6:59 AM
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Too funny.  I wonder where he plans on having this online sex if he gets a hookup?  Are you guys going on vacation soon?  Ewwwww.

 

2006-07-11 7:47 AM
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I'm guessing you knew this about him which is why you felt the need to spy on him?

I don't really think its funny, kind of sad. Poor guy just wants to get his rocks off...even if it is with a trannie.... *snort*

 

2006-07-11 8:11 AM
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Ummm, "group (3 or more)"? Does that really need to be spelled out?

Poor guy. I don't think anyone really bites at those.
2006-07-11 9:28 AM
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summer_2005 - 2006-07-11 9:11 AM ... I don't think anyone really bites at those...

Well, if you go to SOME sites, biting is exactly what is on the menu. 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

2006-07-11 9:33 AM
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2006-07-11 9:50 AM
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oneword - 2006-07-11 9:33 AM
CubeFarmGopher - 2006-07-11 9:28 AM

summer_2005 - 2006-07-11 9:11 AM ... I don't think anyone really bites at those...

Well, if you go to SOME sites, biting is exactly what is on the menu.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I understand some people have teeth fetishes too. 

Isn't that what he just said?

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2006-07-11 10:07 AM
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Comet - 2006-07-11 10:50 AM
oneword - 2006-07-11 9:33 AM
CubeFarmGopher - 2006-07-11 9:28 AM

summer_2005 - 2006-07-11 9:11 AM ... I don't think anyone really bites at those...

Well, if you go to SOME sites, biting is exactly what is on the menu.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I understand some people have teeth fetishes too. 

Isn't that what he just said?

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Yeah what she said......

2006-07-11 12:04 PM
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2006-07-11 12:19 PM
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Now, wait a minute, the biting and teeth fetish thing are not necessarily the same thing....  just sayin'.  

(want to get in on the post count inflating)

Can you please clearify the difference between the two? Not all of us have obtained the experitse needed to comprehend this issue.

2006-07-11 1:23 PM
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I don't know about the teeth fetish, as long as they don't have summer teeth. Nothing like somebody who can eat corn through a chain link fence.

 Amazing how this was basically an online solicitation for sex, and we are harping about biting.

 



2006-07-11 1:33 PM
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2006-07-11 1:43 PM
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Zilla - 2006-07-11 2:33 PM

Summer teeth.... please explain these "summer teeth".... for my, um, friend who has a fetish about teeth.



Summer teeth...you know....Summer there and summer missing.
2006-07-11 1:46 PM
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Edited by Zilla 2006-07-11 1:50 PM
2006-07-11 1:53 PM
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so you've heard. thanks for clearing it up, I thought it might have gone deeper than that.
2006-07-11 2:00 PM
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2006-07-11 2:03 PM
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2006-07-11 2:07 PM
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Zilla - 2006-07-11 3:03 PM
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Zilla - 2006-07-11 2:33 PM

Summer teeth.... please explain these "summer teeth".... for my, um, friend who has a fetish about teeth.

 

Summer teeth...you know....Summer there and summer missing.

Oh no, ick.  Only a full set of big, white, tight, straight, shiny teeth need apply... for my friend of course.

oh yes....the friend

2006-07-11 2:29 PM
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Zilla - 2006-07-11 3:03 PM
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Zilla - 2006-07-11 2:33 PM

Summer teeth.... please explain these "summer teeth".... for my, um, friend who has a fetish about teeth.

 

Summer teeth...you know....Summer there and summer missing.

Oh no, ick.  Only a full set of big, white, tight, straight, shiny teeth need apply... for my friend of course.

What are you, a dental hygenist or something? 

Didn't we already cover the group fetishes in the confessions thread that never existed?

2006-07-12 8:54 AM
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2006-07-12 2:14 PM
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Zilla - 2006-07-12 6:54 AM

Me?  You must mean "my friend" ... :P    Well as boring as COJ has been lately a new confessions thread certainly might liven things up again.

Ok, if this means that onewords (creepy) new avatar is some kind of long-distance sex play for you two, I'm so officially grossed out.



2006-07-12 2:37 PM
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kimj81 - 2006-07-12 3:14 PM
Zilla - 2006-07-12 6:54 AM

Me?  You must mean "my friend" ... :P    Well as boring as COJ has been lately a new confessions thread certainly might liven things up again.

Ok, if this means that onewords (creepy) new avatar is some kind of long-distance sex play for you two, I'm so officially grossed out.

Worse yet.  If Zilla also whips out her beaver avatar, then I'm with you Kim.

2006-07-12 2:40 PM
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Edited by oneword 2006-07-12 2:43 PM
2006-07-12 4:45 PM
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oneword - 2006-07-12 3:40 PM

You afraid of my toofies or sumthin' ? 

Yes.

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