You know you are officially a tri-dork when: (Page 9)

Time to restart the fun:

I am best man at one of my closest friends weddings on 6/16 and I am trying to figure out my workouts while I am away, before I have figured out the plans for the bachelor party.

When you take your kids to swim team practice and wonder if the coach would let you share a lane with the 6 and under age group.

When you make a lump-sum payment to pay off your car loan and 2 months later spend the same amount on a new bike = )

When you trade in your fancy, leather seats, Bose stereo Nissan Pathfinder for a considerably less expensive, less fancy, funny looking Honda Element because all (and I mean all) of your tri gear, bike, dog, hubby, etc. will fit quite comfortably and you don't care if it gets all dirty, sweaty, smeary because you can hose it out, and, bonus!, it doubles as a camping trailer for those long distance tri's.