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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/10/18/woman-attacks-7-eleven... - Is it just me or does this lady remind anyone of a famous Canadian bass player? |
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Expert ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() "covering the clerk's hands and feet in the gooey orange condiment", writes the journalist, wondering why her $200K journalism degree didn't have her writing about something that would change the world. The comments below the story are hilarious. And yeah, spitting image of Geddy Lee LOL. |
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Expert ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Does Geddy have ears like that? Why does this kinda thing always occur in Florida, like do we have a lock on all the dumasses in the world? |
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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Let me see here......"the customer is always right".....and the customer is 31. Is this like "I always get a trophy"? ......surely not. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() In retail the customer is (usually) right. I was working in a grocery store putting up stock when I hear a commotion in the dairy section. I went to look and there was a woman rummaging thru everything. "Can I help you ma'am?" She said, "I'm looking for the Surefine butter." I said "I sorry but we don't carry the Surefin butter." She said ok and moved on. 5 minutes later I hear more commotion in the dairy section. It was the same woman and she was still looking for Surefine butter. I explained again that we did not carry that brand of butter. She left only to return a few minutes later to continue her search. I asked if she was still looking for Surefine butter and she was. Finally I said, "Ma'am, you look fairly intelligent. How do you spell the cat in catsup?" She said "C A T". I then asked "How do you spell the Tom in tomato?" She said, "T O M". "Good, good" I said, "now how do yo spell the F*** in butter?" She said, "There ain't no F*** in butter!" I said, "THAT IS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!" |
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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by Rogillio Oh no...In retail the customer is (usually) right. I was working in a grocery store putting up stock when I hear a commotion in the dairy section. I went to look and there was a woman rummaging thru everything. "Can I help you ma'am?" She said, "I'm looking for the Surefine butter." I said "I sorry but we don't carry the Surefin butter." She said ok and moved on. 5 minutes later I hear more commotion in the dairy section. It was the same woman and she was still looking for Surefine butter. I explained again that we did not carry that brand of butter. She left only to return a few minutes later to continue her search. I asked if she was still looking for Surefine butter and she was. Finally I said, "Ma'am, you look fairly intelligent. How do you spell the cat in catsup?" She said "C A T". I then asked "How do you spell the Tom in tomato?" She said, "T O M". "Good, good" I said, "now how do yo spell the F*** in butter?" She said, "There ain't no F*** in butter!" I said, "THAT IS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!" |
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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by mdg2003 Originally posted by Rogillio In retail the customer is (usually) right. I was working in a grocery store putting up stock when I hear a commotion in the dairy section. I went to look and there was a woman rummaging thru everything. "Can I help you ma'am?" She said, "I'm looking for the Surefine butter." I said "I sorry but we don't carry the Surefin butter." She said ok and moved on. 5 minutes later I hear more commotion in the dairy section. It was the same woman and she was still looking for Surefine butter. I explained again that we did not carry that brand of butter. She left only to return a few minutes later to continue her search. I asked if she was still looking for Surefine butter and she was. Finally I said, "Ma'am, you look fairly intelligent. How do you spell the cat in catsup?" She said "C A T". I then asked "How do you spell the Tom in tomato?" She said, "T O M". "Good, good" I said, "now how do yo spell the F*** in butter?" She said, "There ain't no F*** in butter!" I said, "THAT IS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!" Oh no... He probably eats kittens. |
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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by Left Brain Originally posted by mdg2003 Originally posted by Rogillio In retail the customer is (usually) right. I was working in a grocery store putting up stock when I hear a commotion in the dairy section. I went to look and there was a woman rummaging thru everything. "Can I help you ma'am?" She said, "I'm looking for the Surefine butter." I said "I sorry but we don't carry the Surefin butter." She said ok and moved on. 5 minutes later I hear more commotion in the dairy section. It was the same woman and she was still looking for Surefine butter. I explained again that we did not carry that brand of butter. She left only to return a few minutes later to continue her search. I asked if she was still looking for Surefine butter and she was. Finally I said, "Ma'am, you look fairly intelligent. How do you spell the cat in catsup?" She said "C A T". I then asked "How do you spell the Tom in tomato?" She said, "T O M". "Good, good" I said, "now how do yo spell the F*** in butter?" She said, "There ain't no F*** in butter!" I said, "THAT IS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!" Oh no... He probably eats kittens. So, how does one cook kittens? Slow roasted on a skewer and basted with f*** in butter? Served with CATsup on the side.... Edited by mdg2003 2017-10-19 9:53 PM |
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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by mdg2003 Originally posted by Left Brain So, how does one cook kittens? Slow roasted on a skewer and basted with f*** in butter? Served with CATsup on the side.... Originally posted by mdg2003 Originally posted by Rogillio In retail the customer is (usually) right. I was working in a grocery store putting up stock when I hear a commotion in the dairy section. I went to look and there was a woman rummaging thru everything. "Can I help you ma'am?" She said, "I'm looking for the Surefine butter." I said "I sorry but we don't carry the Surefin butter." She said ok and moved on. 5 minutes later I hear more commotion in the dairy section. It was the same woman and she was still looking for Surefine butter. I explained again that we did not carry that brand of butter. She left only to return a few minutes later to continue her search. I asked if she was still looking for Surefine butter and she was. Finally I said, "Ma'am, you look fairly intelligent. How do you spell the cat in catsup?" She said "C A T". I then asked "How do you spell the Tom in tomato?" She said, "T O M". "Good, good" I said, "now how do yo spell the F*** in butter?" She said, "There ain't no F*** in butter!" I said, "THAT IS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!" Oh no... He probably eats kittens. I'm not.....I'm not.....I'm not |
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Pro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by Left Brain Originally posted by mdg2003 Originally posted by Left Brain So, how does one cook kittens? Slow roasted on a skewer and basted with f*** in butter? Served with CATsup on the side.... Originally posted by mdg2003 Originally posted by Rogillio In retail the customer is (usually) right. I was working in a grocery store putting up stock when I hear a commotion in the dairy section. I went to look and there was a woman rummaging thru everything. "Can I help you ma'am?" She said, "I'm looking for the Surefine butter." I said "I sorry but we don't carry the Surefin butter." She said ok and moved on. 5 minutes later I hear more commotion in the dairy section. It was the same woman and she was still looking for Surefine butter. I explained again that we did not carry that brand of butter. She left only to return a few minutes later to continue her search. I asked if she was still looking for Surefine butter and she was. Finally I said, "Ma'am, you look fairly intelligent. How do you spell the cat in catsup?" She said "C A T". I then asked "How do you spell the Tom in tomato?" She said, "T O M". "Good, good" I said, "now how do yo spell the F*** in butter?" She said, "There ain't no F*** in butter!" I said, "THAT IS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!" Oh no... He probably eats kittens. I'm not.....I'm not.....I'm not Not what? Not going to mention that they should be marinated overnight? Not going to share the recipe passed down by grandma? What? Edited by mdg2003 2017-10-20 7:02 AM |