Subject: Aug 5th's LaughFound this on the web...
A triathlete was in the LBS one day when his friend, another triathlete, rode up on an incredible new bicycle. The first triathlete was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?" The second triathlete replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"
The second triathlete nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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