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2006-11-21 10:22 AM

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Subject: Favorite "Onion" headlines
I don't know if many of you out there get the Onion newspaper or not. But it is my favorite read for the week. I was just thinking back at some of the headlines they have had in the past and wanted to know what others thought was there favorite of all time. Mine is....Tee Pitches Shutout in Adaptive Softball Game. Under headline is a picture of a tee used in teeball sitting all by itself. If you dont know about the paper you can catch it online at www. theonion.com

2006-11-21 10:27 AM
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as an engineer who does road design I thought this was funny.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54064

2006-11-21 10:30 AM
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tupuppy - 2006-11-21 8:27 AM

as an engineer who does road design I thought this was funny.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54064

I live not too far from Livermore....thats a really funny article.

2006-11-21 10:38 AM
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My favorites, off the top of my head (can't open the Onion at work,s o going from memory here..."

"Baptist Minister Loves to F-ck Wife"

"Wedding Guests Forced to Pretend Marriage Good Idea"

2006-11-21 10:43 AM
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Ooh, so many to choose from.  Here's a couple:

"I hope my baby don't come out all f__ked up and sh*t"

"Area pubis shorn"

"New Study Finds College Binge Drinking to be a Blast" .  Click to link to the story.  One of my all time favorites.  

2006-11-21 10:43 AM
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oh my god. the onion is the ONLY paper i read.


2006-11-21 10:48 AM
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autumn - 2006-11-21 10:43 AM

oh my god. the onion is the ONLY paper i read.

Well, it is America's Finest News Source... 

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