Hmmm...
Is the box pretty and does it have a bow?
And if you want to make your own, here's how:
http://www.kottke.org/06/12/ikea-dick-in-the-box
Yeah the SNL version was much better, first time I saw that I couldn't stop laughing... I don't know why, but her response was a bit disturbing.
bts
Is he gonna put his junk in that box?
For authenticitie's sake, he just might.