Are you really Linda Yee? (Page 2)

From an episode of Dharma and Greg (Greg singing to himself):

I.... want to Rock and Roll all night... and part of every day!

This thread needs more cowbell...

I only listened, and only to that one 5-second clip.

"Louie Louie" by the Kingsmen:

I've defnitely done the "bathroom on the right" one.  I heard it at an event when I was little and I was so excited to go home and tell my parents how much I liked the song about the bathroom on the right and they were like "wtf??"

For any of you in to hard rock....there's a slipknot song with the lyrics "liberate my madness" that sounds like either "liberate my sandwich" (what my brother thought it was) or "liberate bananas" (what I thought it was)

From System of a Down, lyrics are "Spirit moves through all things", but sounds like "Spirit moose droppings"

I used to think that Eric Clapton's "Layla" was saying "Tap me on my knee"

My mom thought "After Midnight" was about "Captain Midnight"

And one last one...this is actually from my friend's brother.....he was singing the alanis morisette song w/the lyrics about the "cross I bear" as the "cross-eyed bear". 

Yea I've misheard a lot of lyrics!  lol 

I once got  in a fight with my friend about "Edge of Seventeen".

My friend: "One-winged dove??? Are you a f**king idiot?!"

Me: "Well, why the hell would the 'one we love' sing 'Oo, oo, oo'?"

My friend: "I don't know! They're probably doin' it or something. I can't believe how dumb you can be."

The Eagles - Hotel California: "On a dark desert highway, cool whip in my hair..."

Found a few more common ones online that might stir a few memories as well.  Now that I throw these out there, I do recall thinking along the same lines as many of these!

Elton John:  "Someone shaved my wife tonite.....Sugar's bare"

Rolling Stones (Beast of Burden):  "I'll never leave your pizza burning"

Pretenders (Brass In Pocket):  "Gonna use my sausage"

Rolling Stones (Paint it Black):  "I see a Renoir and I want to paint it black"

Elton John (Bennie and the Jets):  She's got electric boobs, her Mom has two"

Steve Miller Band (Jet Airliner):  "We don't chat at a lighthouse"

Credence Clearwater Revival (Fortunate Son):  "I got no fortune in Guam"

Elton John (Tiny Dancer):  "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

Elton John (Rocket Man):  "Rocket man, burning up the trees on every lawn"

Pearl Jam (Glorified G):  "Forty five versions of a pelican"

That song has always confused me!

Uh... I still sing it that way.

My senior year in high school a bunch of my friends were kicked out.  We had another friend whose godfather was Elton John so we listened to a lot of his music and got to go see hime whenever he was in town for a concert.  He really thought it was funny that, since we were angry at the school,  we had changed "Burn down the mission" to "Burn down admissions."