Things you might have missed if you weren't inside my head

Too reactive - I'd scope the scenario, evaluate, and plan the attack differently, without using the good bike equipment and causing kitchen carnage.

Nice.  I love little thoughts like that that just pop in your head, and then you think, "where did that come from?" 

I like how, when you're standing by the button for the elevator or cross walk, and it's clear you've already pushed the button, there's always ONE idiot who has to push his way in next to you so HE can push the button too.  

But that's not nearly as funny as the NEXT guy who has to squeeze in between you and the idiot, to push the button AGAIN.  WTH?!

I love how when I'm watching one of the nature shows on TV, Mr Bob (my cat) gets all excited when the birds are chirping.  But instead of looking at the picture on the screen, he runs over and tries to get into the little speaker box.  Then he meows at us, like he's asking us to help him get the birdie out of the box.   

By that time the mouse is gone. I agree with the origial poster on this one.

I was just spending way too much time thinking of all the leftovers I have eaten that actually tasted better than the first time I ate it.  I understand a passing second on the topic, but I was back to, like, college meals...  That one butternut squash and apple casserole that we ate for about a week because I had so much squash.. 

I think I am bored, and the inside of your head sounds like a fascinating place to be.

Let me add - all done in less than 0.85 seconds.  It can be done!

For insurance purposes, everyone who enters my head must first sign a waiver. 

I started listening to Christopher Hitchens "God is not Great : How Religion Screws Everything Up" on audiobook yesterday.  I feel guilty about purchasing an audio book, like I'm too lazy to read the actual book. 

It took me about 18 months before I caught the pun on the top of the pizza box from our local pizzeria, which reads : "Seven days without pizza makes one weak"

I signed a waiver at birth: Anything that ever goes wrong in my life is all my fault. I accept it.

Re: audiobooks. NO WAY is it lazy. it's the same content (if unabridged, which is the only way to go) and for me, it allows me to get more read, since I can listen in the car-- I couldn;t read in the car-- I read MORE bc of audiobooks, I always have one on in the car and on my ipod.

I am a platinum member of audible.com, and definitely got my $$ worth.

Also, you can check out audiobooks on CD at your local public library for nothin'. 

My office is a half block from one of the NYC libraries.  About a month ago I went to look at some audio books for listening to while I train.  $5 rental fee for audio books.  Granted, cheaper then buying a book, but still... 

If you have a laptop computer take it to the library, load the audiobooks into iTunes, and then download track names later.  BTDT.

After mowing the lawn yesterday the rear half of a mouse dropped out of the lawn mower on the driveway.  Way more kick azz way to kill mice than a lame trap!

Why do men have nipples but no boobs?

I am pleading with everyone who is concidering posting a Man boobs pic...just don't...Please don't.