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2009-07-23 8:04 AM

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I have been researching peeing on the bike (that sounds weirder than it is) and came across this from a post on BT in 2005 and it made me laugh out loud so I thought I would share!

When discussing methods to pee whilst avoiding having to dismount the bike or wet your tri shorts these were the posters alternatives:

"if you are as well-endowed as some of us, you can uncoil it, let it drag out the bottom of your trishorts, and spray the pavement as it bounces along, but you must be cautious of who is following you and how closely lest you get roadrash in one of the worst possible places.

if this isn't an option, you could get a medical-grade foley catheter, and under sterile conditions insert it before the race, allowing the urine to drain into a collection bag hooked on your seat.

or, you could stand, drop trou, and spray; but this is only going to work if you are cycling backwards (reference "spit into the wind")

Some great ideas I think you’ll agree!



2009-07-23 8:20 AM
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2009-07-23 8:24 AM
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This one is probably one of my top 3 posts of all time. I have not only gone back to read "going to the bathroom on the bike" many times, I have also told many buddies who are just getting into riding.
2009-07-23 8:30 AM
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DanielG - 2009-07-23 2:20 PM Read this one. We'll wait... http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/forums/thread-view.asp... />

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

That's worthy of just e-mailing to my non cycling/triathlete friends it's so funny!
2009-07-23 9:23 AM
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Oh Wow!!!
Thanks for sharing DanielG.  That made my morning!
Still don't know if it's a joke or not????
2009-07-23 9:39 AM
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Dude!  ROTFLMAO!!


2009-07-23 10:20 AM
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I laughed to myself when I clicked on her "Logs" button to see if this could have possibly been real.  There's some irony there, right?

~B

2009-07-23 10:25 AM
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PJ is famous... again.

She'll be so happy.
2009-07-23 11:50 AM
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My side hurts from laughing.  Now my wife is looking at me with that look.
2009-07-23 1:45 PM
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This seems to be slow couple of days for Triathlon Talk. We seem to be digging pretty deep for new topics.
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