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2006-03-10 4:31 PM

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I can't believe no one else mentioned this! The old fart is 66 today.

If you try to sing "Happy Birthday" to him, he will beat you with the arm of Jack Bauer, which he ripped off just for fun.



2006-03-10 4:33 PM
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Wow! Cool! Chuck Norris and I have the same birthday. I'm such a badass...
2006-03-10 4:34 PM
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I heard Jack Baurer jumped out of his birthday cake and proceeded to knocked the "f" out...



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2006-03-10 4:41 PM
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Liar.

Chuck Norris doesn't have birthdays.   

2006-03-10 4:41 PM
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kimj81 - 2006-03-10 4:33 PM Wow! Cool! Chuck Norris and I have the same birthday. I'm such a badass...

Happy birthday you bike-toting babe!

2006-03-10 4:44 PM
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2006-03-10 5:40 PM
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Doesn't anyone else want to wish Chuck Norris a happy birthday? (Ugh, 4:40, on Friday, when it's your b-day and know you're going to have a fun night... is TORTURE!!!!)

2006-03-10 5:40 PM
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kimj81 - 2006-03-10 3:33 PM Wow! Cool! Chuck Norris and I have the same birthday. I'm such a badass...

HAPPY SPANKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-03-10 5:41 PM
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Yey! Thanks!
2006-03-10 6:16 PM
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kimj81 - 2006-03-10 6:40 PM

Doesn't anyone else want to wish Chuck Norris a happy birthday? (Ugh, 4:40, on Friday, when it's your b-day and know you're going to have a fun night... is TORTURE!!!!)

 

Don't give a rip about Chuck, but Happy Birthday to you, b/c you're funny.

PS it's too bad you can't get Renee out to your party--you could set her up with a mountain man and watch the fireworks.  

2006-03-10 6:22 PM
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Happy Birthday!


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