Subject: RE: State Representative says Cyclists "Pollute" and should be taxedmr2tony - 2013-03-03 9:11 PM I pollute the air somethin' fierce after I eat Indian food. HEYOOOOO! So there I was.. Running on the treadmill in my apartment building. I was on the one in front, closest to the TV. It's the best one. I thought I was alone. 90 minute run and I'd looked behind other times and noted that I was, in fact, alone.. It was late on Friday night (about 10:00pm) and I just needed that run to clear my head.. Maybe it was the gel or the honey wafer? Or the pizza I had at lunch.. Whatever it was, I let out one of the smelliest ones I had in a while.. It felt good......cleansing.... The fan quickly blew the scent behind me... Afterwards I turned around. You know, just to make sure I was alone. That's when I noticed her on the elliptical. She was giving me the "stank eye." Most literal stank eye I've ever received... Maybe she was lifting weight in the other room when I arrived. Maybe she entered via the staircase at the back of the room... Maybe she was even impressed... She won't soon forget me. I should move... |