Overheard at the Thanksgiving dinner table

Here's a list of things you might hear tomorrow. Don't take them the wrong way, it's only a holiday!


1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together, keeps the inside moist
3. It’s cool whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, Ill burst!
5. That’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some more
10. Don't play with your meat!
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all those people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know its ready when it pops up
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
19. Man, what a juicy thigh!
20. We may have to use the back door!
21. Let me feel that and see if it’s done
22. Can I eat between periods?
23. Do you want the bone?
24. Wow, you really filled me up this time!


Edited by max 2005-11-23 12:23 PM