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Regular ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() So it's after dinner. I'm still kinda hungry, just sorta want something sweet. I rummaged through the drawer where we keep stuff like that, and I found a small bag of tropical trail mix--score. Exactly what I wanted. OK, so I was reading some BT posts, went to get another handful of trail mix, and something caught my eye. Movement. (Keep in mind I'm like five handfuls deep at this point). Trailmix had lots of moth larva in it. Woah. I mean wooooooooooooah. I didn't freak or anything, but damn, that's unsettling. My husband's response when I asked if he thought there would be anything to worry about was, "Nah. You're body is so pumped they were in there. Your body thinks they're like raisin fed beef." Awesome. |
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Master ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by switch So it's after dinner. I'm still kinda hungry, just sorta want something sweet. I rummaged through the drawer where we keep stuff like that, and I found a small bag of tropical trail mix--score. Exactly what I wanted. OK, so I was reading some BT posts, went to get another handful of trail mix, and something caught my eye. Movement. (Keep in mind I'm like five handfuls deep at this point). Trailmix had lots of moth larva in it. Woah. I mean wooooooooooooah. I didn't freak or anything, but damn, that's unsettling. My husband's response when I asked if he thought there would be anything to worry about was, "Nah. You're body is so pumped they were in there. Your body thinks they're like raisin fed beef." Awesome. Well, you've already made the turn... time to forge headlong into the darkside.
Mmmm... cricket-flour pancakes. |
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Master ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by switch So it's after dinner. I'm still kinda hungry, just sorta want something sweet. I rummaged through the drawer where we keep stuff like that, and I found a small bag of tropical trail mix--score. Exactly what I wanted. OK, so I was reading some BT posts, went to get another handful of trail mix, and something caught my eye. Movement. (Keep in mind I'm like five handfuls deep at this point). Trailmix had lots of moth larva in it. Woah. I mean wooooooooooooah. I didn't freak or anything, but damn, that's unsettling. My husband's response when I asked if he thought there would be anything to worry about was, "Nah. You're body is so pumped they were in there. Your body thinks they're like raisin fed beef." Awesome. See what snacking after dinner will do to you? |
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Regular ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by moondawg14 Originally posted by switch So it's after dinner. I'm still kinda hungry, just sorta want something sweet. I rummaged through the drawer where we keep stuff like that, and I found a small bag of tropical trail mix--score. Exactly what I wanted. OK, so I was reading some BT posts, went to get another handful of trail mix, and something caught my eye. Movement. (Keep in mind I'm like five handfuls deep at this point). Trailmix had lots of moth larva in it. Woah. I mean wooooooooooooah. I didn't freak or anything, but damn, that's unsettling. My husband's response when I asked if he thought there would be anything to worry about was, "Nah. You're body is so pumped they were in there. Your body thinks they're like raisin fed beef." Awesome. Well, you've already made the turn... time to forge headlong into the darkside.
Mmmm... cricket-flour pancakes. First of all, my you're/your typo is making me crazy. lol. BT, why oh why do you have to restrict editing to 30 minutes? -------------------------- Moving on. I think the cricket reactor is a pretty cool idea, actually. I've never had crickets. Are they good? Do people eat the cricket whole, or do they, as you suggest, grind them up? Both? |
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Regular ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by bcraht You know what, Kirsten, that is EXACTLY what I thought. That'll teach me to go into post-dinner graze mode :)Originally posted by switch So it's after dinner. I'm still kinda hungry, just sorta want something sweet. I rummaged through the drawer where we keep stuff like that, and I found a small bag of tropical trail mix--score. Exactly what I wanted. OK, so I was reading some BT posts, went to get another handful of trail mix, and something caught my eye. Movement. (Keep in mind I'm like five handfuls deep at this point). Trailmix had lots of moth larva in it. Woah. I mean wooooooooooooah. I didn't freak or anything, but damn, that's unsettling. My husband's response when I asked if he thought there would be anything to worry about was, "Nah. You're body is so pumped they were in there. Your body thinks they're like raisin fed beef." Awesome. See what snacking after dinner will do to you? So, here's the real question: did you make the jams and pies anyway? And of course I can still feel them wriggling around in there this morning;) |
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Master ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Ewwwwww! Reminds of one of the less nice B and B type places Mom and I stayed at in Austria. I'd gone for a morning run and was really hungry, but there wasn't much appetizing at breakfast but the cereal. (It was run by an old lady and I think she was getting senile and forgetting to lay out the usually impressive Austrian breakfast.) I'd already had a big bowl of muesli and assorted other cereals with fruit and yogurt and was putting together a second when I noticed the wriggling you describe. Apparently this cereal came with extra protein. We tried to point out the problem discreetly but she couldn't see them and with our limited German I'm not quite sure she understood the problem. We ended up claiming a sudden change in travel plans and finding another place--just too gross to contemplate another breakfast. Anyway, I'm still alive. I don't recall either of us hatching bugs out of our mouths or anything. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by Hot Runner Anyway, I'm still alive. Of course you're still alive! And you will be long after you're dead! |
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Regular ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by Hot Runner Ewwwwww! Reminds of one of the less nice B and B type places Mom and I stayed at in Austria. I'd gone for a morning run and was really hungry, but there wasn't much appetizing at breakfast but the cereal. (It was run by an old lady and I think she was getting senile and forgetting to lay out the usually impressive Austrian breakfast.) I'd already had a big bowl of muesli and assorted other cereals with fruit and yogurt and was putting together a second when I noticed the wriggling you describe. Apparently this cereal came with extra protein. We tried to point out the problem discreetly but she couldn't see them and with our limited German I'm not quite sure she understood the problem. We ended up claiming a sudden change in travel plans and finding another place--just too gross to contemplate another breakfast. Anyway, I'm still alive. I don't recall either of us hatching bugs out of our mouths or anything. OK, that is funny. I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'm gonna start a new thread: what's the grossest thing you've eaten unintentionally. |
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Regular ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by Asalzwed You sick betch. JSYK, you were one of the first people I thought of when I realized what had happened. I literally sat there just kinda looking at it for five minutes. Like, "Woooooah" "Really?" "Nah uh..." It was surreal. My husband laughed his azz off. |
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![]() | ![]() Originally posted by switch Originally posted by Asalzwed You sick betch. JSYK, you were one of the first people I thought of when I realized what had happened. I literally sat there just kinda looking at it for five minutes. Like, "Woooooah" "Really?" "Nah uh..." It was surreal. My husband laughed his azz off. You know how to cut to the core of me, Elesa. |
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Veteran ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() You're just way ahead of the curve, is all. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/grubs-up-scientists-keen-to-get-us-eating-bugs-837812.html It's gonna be the next big thing in "fueling." I can already see the GU/etc. flavors... "Float like a butterfly (larvae) gel" "Scorpion Stinger waffles" HUGE market out there with triathletes. Apparently... |
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Master ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by switch Originally posted by bcraht You know what, Kirsten, that is EXACTLY what I thought. That'll teach me to go into post-dinner graze mode Originally posted by switch So it's after dinner. I'm still kinda hungry, just sorta want something sweet. I rummaged through the drawer where we keep stuff like that, and I found a small bag of tropical trail mix--score. Exactly what I wanted. OK, so I was reading some BT posts, went to get another handful of trail mix, and something caught my eye. Movement. (Keep in mind I'm like five handfuls deep at this point). Trailmix had lots of moth larva in it. Woah. I mean wooooooooooooah. I didn't freak or anything, but damn, that's unsettling. My husband's response when I asked if he thought there would be anything to worry about was, "Nah. You're body is so pumped they were in there. Your body thinks they're like raisin fed beef." Awesome. See what snacking after dinner will do to you? ![]() So, here's the real question: did you make the jams and pies anyway? And of course I can still feel them wriggling around in there this morning Of course! I wasn't about to waste them! It took me a while of salt brine-ing and rinsing, but I got rid of most of 'em. Just don't tell anyone in my family. Or my neighbors. Or co-workers. Anyone want any jam? |
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Regular ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Originally posted by bcraht Brilliant :) I'd totally eat that jam!Originally posted by switch Originally posted by bcraht You know what, Kirsten, that is EXACTLY what I thought. That'll teach me to go into post-dinner graze mode :)Originally posted by switch So it's after dinner. I'm still kinda hungry, just sorta want something sweet. I rummaged through the drawer where we keep stuff like that, and I found a small bag of tropical trail mix--score. Exactly what I wanted. OK, so I was reading some BT posts, went to get another handful of trail mix, and something caught my eye. Movement. (Keep in mind I'm like five handfuls deep at this point). Trailmix had lots of moth larva in it. Woah. I mean wooooooooooooah. I didn't freak or anything, but damn, that's unsettling. My husband's response when I asked if he thought there would be anything to worry about was, "Nah. You're body is so pumped they were in there. Your body thinks they're like raisin fed beef." Awesome. See what snacking after dinner will do to you? So, here's the real question: did you make the jams and pies anyway? And of course I can still feel them wriggling around in there this morning;) Of course! I wasn't about to waste them! It took me a while of salt brine-ing and rinsing, but I got rid of most of 'em. Just don't tell anyone in my family. Or my neighbors. Or co-workers. Anyone want any jam? |
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