My son made me a card at school..

If it helps any, which I'm sure it won't, I was a total juvenile delinquent who would've ACTUALLY crapped under the monkey bars.

My folks lost count of the times they were called in for "extra" or "special" parent-teacher conferences ...

And look how I turned out!

Edit: I realize this is probably not of great reassurance, but I tried.

there's no way you can justify starting this thread without having scanned the card, or taken a picture of it to post.

4 out of 5 dentists recommend that you post the card immediately.

thank you,

~B

It's likely...

Yep.  Still funny!!!!!!

I think it's great that your son has a similarly warped sense of humor and can share it with you!

It kinda reminds me of that scene in Love Actually (I think) where Emma Thompson goes to pick up her son from school and he tells her he got a bad grade on his essay because it was about colored farts, or something like that.  And instead of being shocked, she laughs at his suggestion and agrees that it would be funny. 

hahahhahahhaha.. I wonder if you could sell that as tshirt design to sell on Woot.com's Tshirt site??

That's so funny.  I think it would sell out quickly

LOL...that reminds me of when McKenna told me,
"Mom, thanks for coming to my softball game.  ::grunt::  I couldn't do it without yooouuu." while she's on the potty, with the door wide open taking a poo. Um, thanks honey, but can't it wait??

He should stop watching Family Guy.

OUTSTANDING!!

~B